Reposted by Ben (Ben’s Version)Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"I’m not here to make friends" -guy with no friends 735150
Reposted by Ben (Ben’s Version)A Whole Damn Town! @im.a.whole.damn.town · 29/09/2026Twin Peaks: Audrey Horne. 1436
Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 28/09/2026“Bunky Becky Birthday Boy” by Sleigh Bells. 000
Reposted by Ben (Ben’s Version)Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I think the tendency to take older intellectual property and making it dark and gritty has run its course. Time to start adapting older texts to be maximally horny. 1816430
Reposted by Ben (Ben’s Version)rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026'this AI agent can do all your tasks for you' so now i gotta sit here and write a list of all my tasks for a robot to fuck up. why. why wouldn't i just keep to the current system where i fuck up my own tasks 191658255
Reposted by Ben (Ben’s Version)World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Probably the greatest parallel parking you’ll ever see. #WorldBollardAssociation 701562258
Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 28/09/2026I was playing Control: Resonant and glitched through the floor and into a void space and the thing about a Remedy game is that I wasn’t sure if this was intentional or not. Turns out it wasn’t. But I was not immediately sure of that. 032
Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 27/09/2026This has evolved into another friend buying her a Lions tshirt (which she is wearing today.) She is nervous about wearing it outside lest anybody talk to her about sports. I said “all you have to say is ‘I think we could go all the way this year.’” She had become that episode of The IT Crowd. 020
Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 27/09/2026Last year after the Super Bowl, @thegiggas.bsky.social remarked that his team (Jaguars) has never even been to the Super Bowl. My wife, who has 0% interest in any sport, said “it’s okay, neither has my team.” This has spawned into an ongoing bit about how she is a die hard Detroit Lions fan. 110
Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 26/09/2026Also I’ve been playing enough that I’ve re-encountered a few players and even have a nemesis, lol. 000
Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 26/09/2026Been playing a lot of Street Fighter 6, doing ranked matches and having fun. There are still a few characters I want to try on for size but… I think I’m a Yasmine main now? 100
Reposted by Ben (Ben’s Version)Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's cool and awesome that every century or so we have to relearn the hard lessons about why we invented government because some dumb motherfuckers forget that the cornerstone of Civilization is a thousand boring little bureaucrats doing their job, not Great Men Being Violent. 6566151
Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 25/09/2026My breakfast this morning was an English muffin with some of this peach/hatch chile jam on it and trust me you want to get in on these jams. 052
Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 25/09/2026I’ve said it before but maybe it was a mistake to make our doomscrolling and discourse app the same app as our hanging out and making jokes with friends app. 010
Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 25/09/2026I have sort of accidentally taken a break from social media almost entirely. Not for any reason other than I suddenly forgot about it. It has been nice actually, except for the fact that I have many friends and acquaintances who I really only keep in contact with via the very same social media. 140
Reposted by Ben (Ben’s Version)reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/09/2026this is just to say i have eaten the moon that was in my orbit and which you were probably wanting to observe forgive me it was delicious so crunchy and so cold 5446130
Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 25/09/2026Okay so the actual plot of this movie is like “whoever could harness the power of solar would be unstoppable” and 52 years later we’re like “no we need to keep burning coal because freedom or something.” But also he does have a golden gun. 000
Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 25/09/2026“Man with the Golden Gun? What’s that one about?” “Well see, there’s this man.” “Yeah?” “And he’s got a gun.” “So, what?” “And the gun is golden.” “OH SHIT.” “RIGHT?” 131
Reposted by Ben (Ben’s Version)horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026if you ever struggle with names when worldbuilding just remember there's a whole massive mountain range called The Rockies 732169334
Reposted by Ben (Ben’s Version)A Whole Damn Town! @im.a.whole.damn.town · 22/09/2026Twin Peaks: Audrey Horne with a cigarette. 18411
Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 21/09/2026I realize it’s not the same system but also I’ve played Microsoft Flight Simulator and the AI ATC dropped me to 6,000 feet on a night approach into Boise and the mountain just outside of Boise is about 7,500 feet. There were no survivors. Color me skeptical. 020
Reposted by Ben (Ben’s Version)the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan 833745515
Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 19/09/2026Waiting for my vaccines at Walgreens and heard an announcement for “customer assistance needed in the pain and sleep department.” And that’s life, isn’t it? It’s pain, it’s sleep. Repeat. 030
Reposted by Ben (Ben’s Version)QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026man what do you even say anymore 4067448806
Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 18/09/2026Legend of Zelda: Rears of the Kingdom. Is this anything? <gets sued by Nintendo> 040
Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 18/09/2026The James Bond rewatch continues with the 1972 film “Live and Let Die”, which dares to ask the question “what if not only every Black person knew each other, but they were also part of the same massive heroin empire?” So. Y’know. That exists. 010
Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 17/09/2026Also probably a cop based on the use of passive voice. 000
Reposted by Ben (Ben’s Version)A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on 8685352209
Reposted by Ben (Ben’s Version)Shelf Stable Podcast 🔜 Spiel Essen, PaxU @shelfstablecast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Woke up temporarily to write a dream idea that would "revolutionize Uno." When I checked my notes app this morning, it said, "+1 card." 842353
Reposted by Ben (Ben’s Version)Pumpactionmusket @pumpactionmusket.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Holy shit. All of the submission videos are just being uploaded immediately at the bottom of the webpage without any moderation whatsoever. Somebody is getting fired for this. openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope... 7637741272
Reposted by Ben (Ben’s Version)TV’s Kevin Lanigan @tvskevinlanigan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“It’s when the sun is up” 021
Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 16/09/2026My opening act is just to play Dr. Wily stage 1 theme from Mega Man 2 on loop for 20 straight minutes and it will be the highlight of everybody’s evening. 020
Reposted by Ben (Ben’s Version)Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Every new dinosaur thing is like the Tyrannosaurus Rex wore short sleeved dress shirts and worked as a paralegal 692802474
Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 16/09/2026Trying a bunch of different Street Fighter 6 characters and somehow I got placed in Bronze 5 with Ryu despite still being bad at this game. 000
Reposted by Ben (Ben’s Version)Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay 188113491912
Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 15/09/2026My wife, explaining Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, a movie I have not seen: …and he falls in love with a woman named Truly Scrumptious. Me: That’s a Bond-girl-ass name right up there with Pussy Galore. A day later she shows me the trailer for it and I see Ian Fleming‘s name on it. Oh. That explains it. 020
Reposted by Ben (Ben’s Version)Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is the most revealing peak inside Donald Trump's brain we've ever been given, in the sense that only someone with literal mush for brains would consider putting these songs together. It's baffling. When we ask whether Trump is a unique historical actor, this is the evidence pointing to yes. 1621824
Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 14/09/2026<me in my wheelchair careening down a hill> <the nurse pops a mentos and winks suggestively at a crane operator at a conveniently located construction site> <the crane operator lifts me out of my wheelchair with his crane as the wheelchair goes off a cliff> Mentos, the freshmaker™️ 110
Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 14/09/2026“There was a time when making fun of Mentos commercials was the height of comedy,” I say as they wheel me into the old folks home. 110
Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 14/09/2026Are Mentos commercials still a thing? If I did something really weird to work around an inconvenience and then held up a thing of breath mints, would teens today understand the reference or would they just be confused and call me unc? 130
Reposted by Ben (Ben’s Version)World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The Marge Simpson bollard. #WorldBollardAssociation 6183281013
Reposted by Ben (Ben’s Version)Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history. 331810486
Reposted by Ben (Ben’s Version)Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history. 6135951123
Ben (Ben’s Version) @ben.vampirefriday.org · 13/09/2026That’s quite the dedication. I wouldn’t put that much effort into basically anything. 000