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Patrick Doyle

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 20/07/2026
They kept the iso cam on Messi for 43 minutes after the final whistle sounded.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/07/2026
Banjo Player Sought In Hootenanny Spree theonion.com/banjo-player-sought-in…
Banjo Player Sought In Hootenanny Spree
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The Knicks are the most millennial team because it’s a bunch of college friends trying to still hang out and start a podcast together and they all have a job where they work for the devil
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Erik Loomis @erikloomis.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This Day in Labor History: April 27, 1944. The Roosevelt administration orders Montgomery Ward president Sewell Avery to allow a union so his workers didn't strike during the war and hurt the war effort. When he refused, the Army physically evicted him from company offices! Let's talk about it!!
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 22/03/2026
As called by Kent Pavelka & Jeff Smith on the Nebraska Cornhuskers Radio Network:
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
*Mark Jackson cocks the hammer on pearl handle .45 revolver standing over drug dealer crawling out of an upside down SUV* "Hand down, man down"
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
THE BIGGEST GODDAMN BASKET IN THE WORLD BAYBEEEEEEE
a bigass basket that is also a building
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GoalieLax @goalielax.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings
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Toastmaster General @wiscotheque.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I put out some cafecito and croquetas for Mario last night and this morning their was an unused timeout under my tree.
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
🎶 “Thank You”, Boyz II Men “Thank You”, Dido “Thank You”, Busta Rhymes, Q-Tip “Thank You”, Clairo “Thank You”, Bonnie Raitt Thank you, “Thank U”, Alanis
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I’d beat your ass if you handed me a stuffed animal after I lost
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
The basic fallacy in chasing votes by being "tough on immigration" is that the modal American's position on the issue is "Deport the Bad ones and keep the Good ones," and they alone know who is which, and that simply does not translate into workable policy. So this kind of gestapo stuff (1/2)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/01/2026
Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement
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Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement
ARLINGTON, VA—In an apparent attempt to guilt his children into eating their vegetables Monday, White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller reportedly reminded one of his sons, a picky eater, tha...
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
2024: awwwww Indiana made the College Football Playoff 🥲🥲🥲 what a great underdog story 2034: who can stop Indiana from completing the 7-peat 2044: President-elect Cignetti will serve as Indiana's head coach through inauguration but must step down before his 17th straight championship
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Marcel Louis-Jacques @ml-j.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
we got an Indiana football national championship before we got GTA VI
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Patrick Doyle @beingpatdoyle.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
OL' BUTTHOLE EYES
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Patrick Doyle @beingpatdoyle.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
TESTICULAR FORTITUDE
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/01/2026
Man Donates  Body To   Culinary    Science theonion.com/man-donates-body-to-cu…
Man Donates  Body To   Culinary    Science
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Ben Lamb @bennyfactor.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
replace rfk jr with this guy
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 12/01/2026
legend tells of a fifth loko
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The BOO-sy Guy @thebusyguy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:
PORK CHOP CASH
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Oh god Jags Bills is tomorrow
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I need a video of the Pope doing “Good! Better! Best!” at 5:30am in Rome
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
fernando mendoza is the most Boys State quarterback of all time
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Patrick Doyle @beingpatdoyle.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I can't believe I've never seen this
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
WARNING: NARRATIVE REACHING CRITICAL LEVELS
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Shows what a great guy Lane Kiffin is. Finally got out of the way so his team could have some success in the Playoff.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
“Nobody believed in us” actually yeah that’s absolutely true and they were right to withhold that belief
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
The captions on Lane Kiffin’s instagram stories are going to be so faux-cryptic you can’t even believe it. We’re talking “star wide receiver who got 2 catches on 2 targets in a loss” posts. “2003 AIM away message” content
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Buckeyes were no match for butthole eyes
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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 01/01/2026
Michael Irvin is about to transform into the ending of 2001 A Space Odyssey
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
i would like one college to adopt We Like To Party by Vengaboys as their end of the third quarter stadium singalong
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
there was a time when Travis Kelce would have enjoyed YEARS of celebrated guest appearances on ABC’s TGIF lineup
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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · 24/12/2025
I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
lasers are fantastical and easy to manipulate. only cold, yellow cylindrical steel will guide us to truth
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
If anyone is interested in making the Lunchables Deluxe Herb Sauce at home: 1/4 c Dijon Mustard 1/4 c Olive Oil 1/4 cup light Sour Cream 1 Tbs White Wine Vinegar, A dash of black pepper, 3 TBS chopped fresh dill, Maple Syrup, Honey or Stevia to taste, whisk to combine
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Big 12: love my teammates god is good! SEC: keep grindin Big Ten: the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife ACC: you can eat a lot of things that aren’t food
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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Oh cool so we’re gonna spend the next week talking about Miami, Notre dame and Texas I’m sure everyone will be super chill about that
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
If you read this, I want you to just post a GIF when you finish it with your reaction
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
lollll the khan rides
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
gave out old Bluesky invite codes to trick or treaters this year. they set my lawn on fire and called me a bitch
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/10/2025
Dad Gets Dolled Up For Trip To Lowe’s theonion.com/dad-gets-dolled-up-for…
Dad Gets Dolled Up For Trip To Lowe’s
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
boeuf boruginoh. beofu burgening. no. fuck. the. beoug bourgenes. wrong. uh. fuck
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Patrick Doyle @beingpatdoyle.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
#17 on BYU got BONK'D. Running into the very large Samoan charging at me with a full head of steam is a bad idea
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Am I into witchcraft? Yeah, which craft brewery I’m about to get a DUI on the way home from
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
“generals gathered in their masses to listen to gigantic asses“ headline is sitting right there, which outlet is going to step up
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 23/09/2025
Raptured: Peach, Yoshi, Lakitu Left behind: Toad, Shy Guy, Donkey Kong, Koopas, Birdo, Dry Bones, Tanooki Mario Tribulation force: Daisy, Diddy Kong, Cat Peach, Toadette Antichrist: Wario and Bowser foolishly think they’re it. It’s Metal Mario Babylon the Great: Rosalina Jesus: Baby Rosalina
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
more like university of cheeks, los angeles because that football team is ass
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I truly believe Josh Allen could shake off a sack from Godzilla and throw a 40 yard dart down the sideline
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