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Beezy64 @beezy64.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Had a meeting today and a manager said "how do we get the latest version of open source" to the development team with complete seriousness. As if open source was like a program or something

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Beezy64 @beezy64.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Rent free in my head every time I play enemy controller www.youtube.com/watch?v=QODY...

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Enemy Controller [Random]

YouTube video by EliotesErebos

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 26/05/2025

crabs in a bucket | patreon.com/lubchansky

PANEL 1: MATTIE sitting on the floor in front of a bucket.
MATTIE: Man, I put all these crabs in this bucket to watch them fight to the top for my amusement…

PANEL 2: MATTIE peering in close to the bucket. One claw is raised, holding a little piece of paper folded over.
MATTIE: …But it looks like they all just started trading ZINES in there!
MATTIE: Kind of annoying.

PANEL 3: MATTIE grabs the zine.
MATTIE: Hm?

PANEL 4: Close up of the zine in MATTIE's hands. The title is STEVEN, THE CRAB DIRECTLY BELOW ME, IS A PIECE OF SHIT!
MATTIE: Haha okay this is pretty good

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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/05/2025

Plan To Straighten Out Entire Life During Weeklong Vacation Yields Mixed Results theonion.com/plan-to...

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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 20/05/2025

dirty boy. Acid bath for you tomorrow will smootgh you out real nice like

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David Marshall @illdave.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/01/2025

this is going to become real soon

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

where does the new york times even find these people

A screenshot of a New York Times update that says: In Grand Central Terminal, Leon Chang, 26, of Brooklyn, said he had not heard of congestion pricing and asked what it was. When explained it was a toll for cars entering Manhattan, he then asked “What do you mean? What is a car?” Walking outside, we showed him a vehicle parked on the street. He gently touched the hood of the car. “You wish to forbid these majestic beasts from entering the city,” he said in a wistful tone. “It is a folly of man. The desire to tame the world around us.”

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FGsketch (comms closed) @fgsketch.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Dark Magician Girl wip

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Soupy 💚🐸💚 @silversupa.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

we got 5 (maybe 6?) Toy Stories, 3 Incredibles movies, Monster's Inc and Finding Nemo got prequels and sequels, Cars 2 was the beginning of the end. Meanwhile Bugs Life stayed in its lane and let us have that really good speech we pass around whenever some rich asshole faces consequences

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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/12/2024

nothing gets past some of you

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

I'm a moderate on the issue of cars, I don't think they should be banned but I do think they should all be this. Now I know what you're thinking: what if I need to go fast or need more space? That's just too bad

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Rii Abrego @riibrego.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

bear and breakfast 🐻🍞 #art

A drawing of four little bears sleeping beneath a slice of bread

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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 11/12/2024

I just fed him world’s fattest bumblebee

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Beezy64 @beezy64.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

5 minutes before end of the day and I get pulled on to walk someone through an hour long step by step walkthrough

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Blade @blade.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

“Per my last email…” translated

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 11/12/2024

I can do this

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kaphrin @kaphrin.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

I don't think I've posted it here yet, but I've been thinking about that time I drew Zelda in the epic gamer fit

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Beezy64 @beezy64.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Oops, looks like I can't summon your monsters back because of Anemone's effect :)

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Sage Coffey🌿☕ @sagecoffey.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

This gun is nuts.

A taxidermied squirrel attached to a vintage gun in an antique display. Non-working.

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 10/12/2024

The DSA is still asking how this guy did it without a committee.

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vinny @vinny.vinesauce.com · 09/12/2024

This caught me so off guard

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

I got a few little compliments about the sun in the last godcomic and I just wanted to share that I drew it SO MANY TIMES. These are the layers I still have/didn’t draw over/didn’t fully erase and start over

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

happy "unearthing the bizarre politics of the shooter" day to all who celebrate the great American tradition

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/12/2024

well if there's a silver lining, it's that since he has incoherent right-leaning politics, the media can't blame the left for all this. lol just kidding

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/12/2024

(bernie sanders voice) no one should wake up and find they have seventy five new emails

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 07/12/2024

CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod! ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha

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hrabb @hrabb.it · 07/12/2024

yeah man

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dyke siegmund @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 08/12/2024

this is what it must have felt like to hear Robin Hood stories in 1370

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Rii Abrego @riibrego.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

My gummy bear skirt collab with @mayakern.bsky.social is now available! 🍭✨ You can find it here!: store.mayakern.com/products/collab-rii-abrego-gummy-bear

A photo featuring a skirt with colorful gummy bears printed all over

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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

"game & watch bowser can't hurt you, he's not real" game & watch bowser:

bowser in the game & watch version of super mario bros., acting as its alarm. he's quadrupedal akin to the koopa troopas in the NES version of SMB

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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 05/12/2024

Lol. One week after the Economist published this chart showing the dude can't stop tweeting in the middle of the night, Elon removes time stamps from tweets.