iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Fanny Lightning England and Wales, Census, 1911

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“I am feeling much better now. Toad,” said Frog. “I do not think I need a story anymore.” “Then you get out of bed and let me get into it,” said Toad, “because now I feel terrible.”

Frog gets up out of bed and Toad gets in.

From "The Story"
In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You guys, did @fatpeppy3.bsky.social tell you about the MULTIPLE dreams I had last night about him continuously choosing Bluesky over us until I slept through real life alarms and the kids were late for school? 🙄😭

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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Do you see proper grammar and punctuation here? If I'm pretending to be him, I have to let go of my own grammar rules.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Looks like I picked the wrong time to quit licking batteries

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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 10/09/2026

trying to look like i’m still enjoying myself even tho my social battery ran out ages ago:

a leather chair that looks like it has a face. the eyes are beady and slightly sunken in and the mouth looks pursed and maybe in a slight fake smile. it just overall looks like the chair is disassociating lol

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magic hell ball @magichateball.org · 03/09/2026

Grape at the grocery store casually eating a few people before checking out

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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

@fatpeppy3.bsky.social I took a chapter from your book, so to speak, and set a lot of people to no reposts in my feed. I was coming on here less and less bc I was getting overwhelmed. Let's see if this helps.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Knuckle tats: P U L L P O R K

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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

So does my vacuum. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Therapist: what have i told you about bluesky

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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

If I posted the random nonsense my client says, I'd be the most popular acct on here.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I'm at my most gangsta when I tell someone to scram.

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

They swam all afternoon. Frog swam fast and made big splashes. Toad swam slowly and made smaller splashes.

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

“Help!” cried Toad. “My best friend is trying to kill me!” “I’m only getting you ready for winter,” said Frog.

Frog puts a winter cap onto a very bundled-up Toad.

From "Down the Hill"
In *Frog and Toad All Year*

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Looking at a picture of my own butt in lieu of yours

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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

@fatpeppy3.bsky.social I feel like I'm Beavis and you're Butthead, but are you Bert and I'm Ernie?

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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Like your grandma every time you need to get out of work. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Usebro Arses United States, Census, 1930

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Don’t cry little BlueSky account when we die we’ll be reunited with our MySpace friends and Webkins pets

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raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

bad bitches don’t litter

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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

You know what's odd? I'm the weirdest person irl, but I get on here and other social media looking for real conversations and connections, but I never find it bc apparently, you people are normal irl and then 🦇💩 crazy on here.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 11/08/2026

not enough theremin in pop these days

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 10/08/2026

ⓘ 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙣𝙖𝙥

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 07/08/2026

Here are the top 5 dogs of the week!

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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

@fatpeppy3.bsky.social had this on his page and deleted it bc I made a comment. Everyone show my husband love for his random post.

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

That night when Toad went to bed he thought the biggest thoughts that he could think.

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

if I fuck up a fist bump or high five with you just know I will still be reliving that moment on my death bed

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

That night when Toad went to bed he thought the biggest thoughts that he could think. Toad thought about giant sunflowers. He thought about tall oak trees. He thought about high mountains covered with snow.

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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

It's been a good day hanging out with the kids, and being lazy. My youngest wanted to snuggle and read @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 20/07/2026

Puppy Court is now in session!

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 07/07/2026

Doctor: "Are you sexually active?" Guy: "Well, I'm an alpha male and have a podcast about masculinity." Doctor: "A simple "no" would've worked."

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Fat Peppy @fatpeppy3.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

My dog thinks you smell like cheese.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Logging on to Bluesky

Single-panel "vintage" cartoon showing a boy writing in his bedroom.
He says: "I'll show them! I'll send away for this free book and learn how to tell funny jokes."

(Drawing is an old Charles Atlas print ad, but with the words changed so that it's parodying our desire to be funny online rather than get a great beach bod.)

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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Wait, did my husband not wish me Happy Mother's Day on here?

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ceej @ceej.online · 09/05/2026

arrived home to discover the pleasant silence in the back seat was caused primarily by my five year old writing “67” on her baby sister’s forehead with a ballpoint pen

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