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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 4h

The tip was over 20% before anyone thinks we tipped a small amount just to get it to that.

LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 11h

Why do I even go to work if I can't check Bluesky and see that my husband has been trolling? Has anyone seen him or is he hiding under his bridge?

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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 13h

Listen, I'm against the live-streaming, but I'm confused why everyone keeps pointing out the wheelchair. Isn't it his fault he's in it? He wasn't in one until after he killed 13, injured 32, and attempted on however many else were around. But streaming death for entertainment is 😬.

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 18h

Olivia Bullcock Whipp England and Wales, Census, 1911

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 18h

Kinkie Skipper United States, Census, 1920

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Toad went to Frog’s house. He found a note on the door. The note said, “Dear Toad, I am not at home. I went out. I want to be alone.” “Alone?” said Toad. “Frog has me for a friend. Why does he want to be alone?”

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 06/11/2023

They should let the person who invented naps invent more stuff.

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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Why did I read this in that guy's voice??

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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Never? I always have to open them.

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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Well, give me a few minutes to find the good lighting . . .

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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I searched my own profile, and it looks like I've never posted about buttholes.

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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I was going to tell y'all to visit @fatpeppy3.bsky.social page and say hi to him while he's stuck at work late at night, but this is the social media platform where he has more followers than I do, so no one is going to see this, huh? *Pic for attention*

Pillsbury Dough Boy saying, "Bitch...what?"

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 06/10/2026

Another day another negative 100 dollars

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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I was saying this while stirring dinner and then cackled. That led to kids asking how I cackle like that and can it be taught. They also think I should get a job somewhere on stage where it can be used (movie or play).

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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I have so many political words blocked on here. 😂🤷🏼‍♀️ I needed somewhere to relax without the constant reminders.

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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm not sure. It's been a long time since I've changed it. Might have had that name for it for a couple of years, but I've gotten the urge to change it. The more I hate my own irl name, the more I want to change names of things I can.

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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I want to change my bird's name on Finch (a self-care app), and I'm afraid people will delete me bc they don't recognize me.

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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Is my husband on here with the shenanigans again?

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Lucky Horr United States, Census, 1900

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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You’re telling me this ween is hallow?

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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

They called this morning for an appt reminder and I almost laughed out loud when she said it was a reminder for Whiskey's hair appt. That sounds so human. He has a grooming appt, lady. 😂

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greatgoogly-moogly.bsky.social @greatgoogly-moogly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Happened to my wife on their front porch steps. Family spent an hour trying to get her head out. Her dad finally asked her how she got her head in there in the first place. She said “Like this” and stepped through the bars with her body, freeing herself.

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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm having the worst day at work, and this made me burst out laughing. Kids will make you lose your minds sometimes. Not her like, "Oh yeah, you just get in and out like this . . ."

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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Every second of every minute of every hour of every day that I'm at this job. And I'm stuck at this job unless I can either get the money to fix my car (which I cant bc I don't have a better job) or find a good work from home job.

static.klipy.com

David Tennant: I'll Jump Off A Cliff

Alt: David Tennant: I think I'll go jump off a cliff

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Fanny Lightning England and Wales, Census, 1911

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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm going to start doing that every time so no one can say I didn't say it. It's like how, when I find something, I look one more place, so that I can point out the lie when someone states it's always the last place you look. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“I am feeling much better now. Toad,” said Frog. “I do not think I need a story anymore.” “Then you get out of bed and let me get into it,” said Toad, “because now I feel terrible.”

Frog gets up out of bed and Toad gets in.

From "The Story"
In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You guys, did @fatpeppy3.bsky.social tell you about the MULTIPLE dreams I had last night about him continuously choosing Bluesky over us until I slept through real life alarms and the kids were late for school? 🙄😭

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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Do you see proper grammar and punctuation here? If I'm pretending to be him, I have to let go of my own grammar rules.

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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I hate it, except late at night when they do the shows like rating storms or trucker stuff. My elderly client is obsessed with turning to the channel constantly and thinks every story, no matter the state or country, has to do with us in a small, Midwestern town. You can't convince her otherwise.

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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I think occupation, bc some say mother.

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LaZonya (BeeZee) @beesknees.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It's that sound you make when you realize you've been holding your breath, right?

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