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Bee Hawthorne

@beehawthorne.bsky.social
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writer of noir detectives with something wrong with them, youtuber (occasionally), and columbo superfan. ask me about KanMoWriCo!

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Bee Hawthorne @beehawthorne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Super excited to say that my first ever published piece was in @quotatelle.bsky.social yesterday! I wrote "Thermocline" as part of an experiment with my writing group. You can read it here: qb.foofaraw.press/thermocline/
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I was well over 30 when I wrote and published my first novel, and fully agree with you!
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Bee Hawthorne @beehawthorne.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Read Arkady Martine's Rose/House novella today and GOD BOOKS ARE SO COOL. THEY'RE VERY GOOD. It was so good that I immediately hopped on pangobooks to see what kinda physical copy I could buy. (I might wait until the paperback comes out next year cause that cover is GORGEOUS)
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Bee Hawthorne @beehawthorne.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
the editorial assistant (Copy) thinks I should be reading FASTER and writing FASTER which is why he looks so angry
a black cat sitting on a cat tree is looking towards the camera with narrowed yellow eyes
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BBLiveUpdaters @bbliveupdaters.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
#BB27 This just in... Marie Catender has won HOH. Rescue her before she has to go to The White Locust. Domestic Short Hair – Brown Tabby Female 1 ½ years 7 pounds rchumanesociety.org/marie-catend...
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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Bee Hawthorne @beehawthorne.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
this month I'm: - running a weekly writing workshop - beta reading my friends 150k pirate epic fantasy book - traveling for a week for work - celebrating my gfs birthday - making a revision plan for my novel doing normal feeling normal (this is a lie)
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
slurpee machine with one crashed screen
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Bee Hawthorne @beehawthorne.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Picked up Fair Play by Louise Hegarty last night and finished it this morning and uh. I really wanted to like this book!! it had some really fun metatextual elements but the stream of consciousness chapters simply ruined it for me. could've been really fun, except it just wasn't. 1.5 stars.
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Bee Hawthorne @beehawthorne.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I set out to do some "quick changes" to my novella before sending it for feedback and ended up rewriting the whole thing and adding 12k words so,,,, good times! #booksky youtu.be/yRwgOqL7GFg
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FINISHING DRAFT TWO 🕵️ rewriting my supernatural noir novella from scratch
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
All the guys who run media went from shitheads who used to throw elaborate and expensive parties to fill a void inside of them to guys with headlines about them like "Meet The Startup King Who Invented Slavery 2"
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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Bee Hawthorne @beehawthorne.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I am once again creating my own joy by making silly little youtube videos while I attempt to write (or in this case, revise) youtu.be/M57ImrM9ufQ
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🌸 a relaxing physical revision day
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
how do you say “diva down” in Latin
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Jennifreddy Glove Hewitt @senatorivy.com · 20/04/2025
I just got kicked out of the honky tonk bar for failing two-step verification. 😔
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Happy Easter
God entering the tomb: are ya risen, son?
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
first piece of writing advice: other authors are a huge resource of experience you can trust. we’re not in competition with another. second: all real writers wipe their asses with a heaping handful of large grain Himalayan sea salt
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Bee Hawthorne @beehawthorne.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Philip Marlowe opening up The Lady in The Lake talking about how 10 bucks a day plus expenses doesn't buy many fancy groceries these days and man I felt that.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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Bee Hawthorne @beehawthorne.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Is this a safe space to say that I went to elementary school with John Thune's nephew and that kid was a fuckin tool even back then
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Bee Hawthorne @beehawthorne.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Finished A Desolation Called Peace by Arkady Martine and the whole thing made me feel like a crumpled paper towel (in a great way) but what really made me cry was in the acknowledgements, she called her wife the "center of every star chart" ❤️ lesbians we always win❤️❤️
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Bee Hawthorne @beehawthorne.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I'm usually a hardcore hardcover hater but I will make an exception for a new @robertjbennett.bsky.social book. Is this worthy of a dog photo 🥺
the hardcover edition of a drop of corruption by robert jackson bennett. it's a black cover with silver gilding and blue leaves.
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Bee Hawthorne @beehawthorne.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I keep making my girlfriend watch obscure old movies,,, next on my list is this one!!
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/04/2025
they really need to invent a second type of money these guys can play around with separate from the money I need to buy food. Business Money. Money 2
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Olly Smith @ollywrites.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
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Bee Hawthorne @beehawthorne.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The mad lads at nintendo did it,,, elden ring on switch 2 is CRAZY
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lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 25/03/2025
"education system entirely funded by state-operated numbers game" feels like one of the goofier Iain M Banks ideas and yet,
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Bee Hawthorne @beehawthorne.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
this was A Moment in TV history and I mean that so genuinely. also a banger moment for eyewear
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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Bee Hawthorne @beehawthorne.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
my favorite account in the whole world is now on bsky oh we are SO BACK
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Bee Hawthorne @beehawthorne.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Read this short story, please read this short story
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S. A. Chant 🏳️‍⚧️ is writing sword & sorcery @essaychant.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I saw someone argue that LLMs are useful for "getting over writer's block" and I hate to tell y'all this, but outsourcing things like "having discipline" to a robot is (like all AI tools for writing) going to make you actively worse at the craft.
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Bee Hawthorne @beehawthorne.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
god I can't wait for the ai bubble to pop. I genuinely get excited thinking about how much smaller the AI companies will be in 1-3 years.
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Bee Hawthorne @beehawthorne.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
not even the cop dogs are safe??
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Bee Hawthorne @beehawthorne.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I had to read this Benjamin piece multiple times in college but this thread is the first time it really, really clicked. really good thread!!
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 10/03/2025
there's no problem that can't be solved with a relevant kink or fetish
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Bee Hawthorne @beehawthorne.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Saw The Room Next Door (directed by Pablo Almodóvar) and I fear it's a script that probably would've worked really well in Spanish but didn't translate great but still had a few bafflingly good lines like "there are many ways to live inside a tragedy" like okay????
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I found where they’re conserving you
Google Maps image of “Chuckle Head Conservation Area” in Tasmania
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Bee Hawthorne @beehawthorne.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Started listening to @amalelmohtar.com The River Has Roots as an audiobook (incredible, INCREDIBLE audiobook, I love it) and about twenty minutes in had such an urge to mark up my own copy that I am now dedicating tomorrow to a search through my local indie bookstores to find a copy
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Bee Hawthorne @beehawthorne.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I'm trying to figure out what to put on my author website before I get published and I've been looking at other (published) author websites and gang. most of them are not very good.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
My favourite episode is the one where Poirot gets a shoulder-mounted cannon.
A promotional still of David Suchet as Agatha Christie's Poirot, with (I think) an anti-aircraft gun peeking over his shoulder.
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Todd Dillard @toddedillard.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
did a nailed-head ritualist from Iron Age Spain write this
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Oh man i woke up this morning and the city name and exact time appeared in the lower left with clicky-clack typewriter sounds. Bro i do not have time for this shit
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Bee Hawthorne @beehawthorne.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
reading The Expanse books (I'm on #4 rn) and the first half is always so BORINGG but the second half has me fucking HOOKED like can we please make the whole book an even quality PLEASE. the fourth act is always gag worthy but everything else? slightly mid 😭
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Kirk Hamilton @kirkhamilton.com · 24/02/2025
turns out my entire sense of humor is "jack reacher uses the world's tiniest phone"
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?
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Bee Hawthorne @beehawthorne.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I finished my first draft earlier this month and immediately got smited (smote?) with sickness as a result. I just went back to it yesterday and uhhhh hey guys this draft might be kinda very bad. I think I just did it bad. youtu.be/ZUGHSijmFNc
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finishing my first draft and it's kinda bad???
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Bee Hawthorne @beehawthorne.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Trying to get back into the habit of annotating when I'm reading a book, (digitally and physically) so I just looked up annotating on youtube and oh god all these people are doing Too Much™
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Bee Hawthorne @beehawthorne.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
it's genuinely incredible how boring (derogatory) firaxis can make civilization, a series that is known for being boring (affectionate)
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 31/01/2025
This may be the best thing I've said on the show
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