Reposted by Chonkmastervanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 26/11/2025this is true. it also makes you morally superior and mentally powerful. 0516
Reposted by Chonkmasteronion person @junlper.beer · 11/11/2025genuinely have been thinking about this all day i cannot stop laughing about the second verses lyrics 381507115
Reposted by Chonkmastermaia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 30/09/2025it's from the river to the sea no matter what 🇵🇸 1826150
Reposted by ChonkmasterDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 27/07/2025SUGGESTION - Brother, you should put me in front of a firing squad. I have no words for how I failed you. 09926
Reposted by ChonkmasterDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 06/06/2025REACTION SPEED - Wait. Did he just say *Wompty-Dompty-Dom Centre*? SUGGESTION - He did it! He said *Wompty-Dompty-Dom Centre* like it's the most natural thing in the world. 0538
Reposted by Chonkmasterleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 05/06/2025it would be so cool if something happened. we’re so god damn close to something happening 726106764
Reposted by ChonkmasterDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 14/05/2025KIM KITSURAGI - “We might need your help with something later,” he adds, suddenly regaining his confidence. AUTHORITY - As if he recalled that he's, in fact, a decorated police lieutenant, and not a naughty boy. ELECTROCHEMISTRY - The two aren't mutually exclusive. 07619
Reposted by Chonkmastervanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 30/04/2025if jk rowling was a character in her own books she would have spent a full page describing her weight to emphasize her wretched moral character 1301
Reposted by ChonkmasterMax P III @blackballer.bsky.social · 02/04/2025My message to Elon and all of his fans: 325636
Reposted by ChonkmasterKevin Hague @kevverage.bsky.social · 26/03/2025OK, so this is very good 210320
Chonkmaster @beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social · 08/03/2025how to handle your girlfriend being a better poster than you 000
Chonkmaster @beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social · 20/02/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon girl with a cat ear and the words " not " on her faceALT: a cartoon girl with a cat ear and the words " not " on her face 010
Reposted by Chonkmastershaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 13/02/2025the democrats 'could' do this or 'should' do that but the democrats 'would' push you into farm machinery for a long weekend 292718360
Reposted by ChonkmasterJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/02/2025millennials will be like yeah i have a favorite opera and it's just The Black Parade (2006) by my chemical romance 767888743
Reposted by ChonkmasterUAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 25/01/2025 231608292
Reposted by ChonkmasterKara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 23/01/2025This is perfect explanation 1186418007257
Reposted by Chonkmasterlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/01/2025it humbles me to say this but since lots of subreddit mods have taken a stronger stance against fascism by banning links from X than the Democratic Party as a whole, i have no choice but to drop "reddit behavior (pejorative)" from my vocabulary 10396971120
Chonkmaster @beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Good morning. I hope windows dies and Microsoft explodes 000
Chonkmaster @beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social · 08/01/2025media.tenor.coma girl with purple hair and a red flower in her hairAlt: I see my gf tomorrow 010
Chonkmaster @beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Holy crap I posted about something not related to my gf 100
Reposted by Chonkmastervanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 03/01/2025adolf hitler poses an “optics issue” for the republican party 1231
Chonkmaster @beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Let the record state that I love my girlfriend. 000
Reposted by Chonkmasteronion person @junlper.beer · 20/12/2024democratic party is going deep with the president elon / vice president trump rhetoric and i hope they don’t stop with this bc it’s the most likely scenario for elon to be ousted out of the administration and i want him to suffer more than anything else 995297578
Reposted by Chonkmastervanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 10/12/2024everyone who gets a claim denied mysteriously gets this in the mail 228136
Reposted by ChonkmasterRead the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 06/12/2024According to the daily mail this CEO DOWN balloon was left at the scene of Brian Thompson’s assassination today. 674100480
Reposted by ChonkmasterWild Geerters @steinkobbe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024People that still wonder if the generative AI models can actually "think" should try playing chess against them. ChatGPT just beat me by conjuring a third rook and then moving it diagonally past 2 pieces for checkmate. No human could have the creativity and intelligence to pull that off 321488122
Chonkmaster @beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Tested positive for loving my gf. It's a chronic condition 000
Reposted by ChonkmasterBufflax_ ~ silly/chill streamer @bufflax.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Meme of the day 23 440431
Chonkmaster @beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social · 11/11/2024I SEE MY GIRLFRIEND AGAIN IN 3 DAYS AAAARJFJFKDKDKFK 010
Reposted by ChonkmasterHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 08/11/2024Reposting this for no particular reason 2514213312359
![A [FAKE] tweet from South Korea's soon-to-be-ex-President Yoon Su, reading "The haters said we couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:aohq6g4pn4njqioimsxtvghu/bafkreihm76lxdvcctcmb4dcjrorqaqxrzujwztozstsk5hiodditj3vzoe)
