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Chonkmaster

@beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social
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No longer as obese as my name implies

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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
this is true. it also makes you morally superior and mentally powerful.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/11/2025
genuinely have been thinking about this all day i cannot stop laughing about the second verses lyrics
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 30/09/2025
it's from the river to the sea no matter what 🇵🇸
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
SUGGESTION - Brother, you should put me in front of a firing squad. I have no words for how I failed you.
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Chonkmaster @beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Wake up. The Bennu asteroid that has samples in Canada formed in the first 10 million years and might be about 10-80 million years older than the earth www.canada.ca/en/space-age...
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OSIRIS-REx asteroid Bennu sample reveal - Canada.ca
On October 11, 2023, NASA will hold a news conference at Johnson Space Center in Houston to reveal material collected from asteroid Bennu as part of the OSIRIS-REx mission.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
REACTION SPEED - Wait. Did he just say *Wompty-Dompty-Dom Centre*? SUGGESTION - He did it! He said *Wompty-Dompty-Dom Centre* like it's the most natural thing in the world.
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Chonkmaster @beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Kill
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
it would be so cool if something happened. we’re so god damn close to something happening
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Chonkmaster @beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
And it's only the beginning
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Chonkmaster @beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
The Sanderlanche is so real
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
KIM KITSURAGI - “We might need your help with something later,” he adds, suddenly regaining his confidence. AUTHORITY - As if he recalled that he's, in fact, a decorated police lieutenant, and not a naughty boy. ELECTROCHEMISTRY - The two aren't mutually exclusive.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
if jk rowling was a character in her own books she would have spent a full page describing her weight to emphasize her wretched moral character
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Chonkmaster @beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
she STOLE my CREDIT CARD and USED IT to buy it ALL ON HER OWN
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Chonkmaster @beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
First two minutes ain't great
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/04/2025
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Chonkmaster @beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Don't blame this on windows
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Max P III @blackballer.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
My message to Elon and all of his fans:
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Kevin Hague @kevverage.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
OK, so this is very good
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Chonkmaster @beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
how to handle your girlfriend being a better poster than you
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Chonkmaster @beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
This is the one thing I won't miss
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Chonkmaster @beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
media.tenor.com
a cartoon girl with a cat ear and the words " not " on her face
ALT: a cartoon girl with a cat ear and the words " not " on her face
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Chonkmaster @beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Diva
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Chonkmaster @beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Can confirm this is true
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Chonkmaster @beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Don't give him ideas man
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Chonkmaster @beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Heejin needs to stay in her lane
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
the democrats 'could' do this or 'should' do that but the democrats 'would' push you into farm machinery for a long weekend
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Chonkmaster @beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Fuck kinda propaganda have you been listening to mate?
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
millennials will be like yeah i have a favorite opera and it's just The Black Parade (2006) by my chemical romance
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Chonkmaster @beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
You're welcome
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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Shane ValShane @shanemcpartlin.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
This is perfect explanation
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/01/2025
it humbles me to say this but since lots of subreddit mods have taken a stronger stance against fascism by banning links from X than the Democratic Party as a whole, i have no choice but to drop "reddit behavior (pejorative)" from my vocabulary
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Chonkmaster @beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
💛🥺
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Chonkmaster @beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Did you know the Egyptians actually had a brief stint of monotheism, predating the Jewish tradition
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Chonkmaster @beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Good morning. I hope windows dies and Microsoft explodes
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Chonkmaster @beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
media.tenor.com
a girl with purple hair and a red flower in her hair
Alt: I see my gf tomorrow
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Chonkmaster @beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Yayayaya!!
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Chonkmaster @beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
:(
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Chonkmaster @beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
When you gotta go you gotta go
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