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Beau Montana

@beaumontana.bsky.social
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internetruinedeverything.com Writer. Or whatever

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Beau Montana @beaumontana.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Threads is the lamest of all socials. How is it possible that EVERYONE has the coldest take imaginable?
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Beau Montana @beaumontana.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Wish I had more hair on my back
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
researching baseball
The Circleville Herald
Sat., Nov 28, 1970 - Page 9

Washington rookie pitcher Dick Suck, 25, hurled for Savannah and Buffalo in 1969.
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Beau Montana @beaumontana.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Hunter Biden should just use that cigarette photo as his pfp
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Beau Montana @beaumontana.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Do astronauts ever masturbate in space?
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Beau Montana @beaumontana.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Imagine your 15 minutes of fame being not Jeffrey Epstein
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onion person @junlper.beer · 04/03/2026
i genuinely miss when website sort of looked absolutely atrocious. everythings to clean and corporate now. theres no soul
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Beau Montana @beaumontana.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
How they’re looking up at us now
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Beau Montana @beaumontana.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Loaded Weapon 1 doesn’t get the credit it deserves youtu.be/By1iOfAq4m0?...
youtu.be
Loaded Weapon 1 - Angry Captain ("Your Pants Will Be Dancing With Figs")
YouTube video by LEGIO XIII
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Beau Montana @beaumontana.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Excited for the Ball-Sac rivalry
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Beau Montana @beaumontana.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
What a Nick Mullen moment
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Beau Montana @beaumontana.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Nothing says Midwestern America like Sacramento, CA
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
in before the cops ban the comment
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 11/09/2025
The evil that men do lives after them
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Beau Montana @beaumontana.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Anyone done speed dating? Is it any fun?
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Beau Montana @beaumontana.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Big news. Dead Star Press will be releasing “Stories No One Should Read” I will also be self publishing “Anaideia” before the end of the year
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actually its fens monster @cringeunworthy.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Skinner from the Simpsons asking "am I an unfuckable asshole?" and then saying "no, it's the women that are wrong"
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Beau Montana @beaumontana.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Bikini shitholl
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Beau Montana @beaumontana.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I don’t care how much I hear “releasing the Epstein files is a bipartisan issue”. The files could reveal that Trump is unquestionably guilty and yet MAGA with their GOP enablers will find a way to square the circle in their minds.
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
there is an entire subset of very online self-declared communist who believes Actually Existing Communism would be devoid of Math and Rules, when Actually Existing Communism is mostly Math and Rules
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Kolya Flower @kolyaflower.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Modified/fake quote over picture of Ronnie Coleman, an absolutely shredded Black bodybuilder, in competition mode:

"Everybody want to be a (different font) militant socialist (end different font) but don't nobody want to (different font) do the boring ass public accounting (end different font)"
-Ronnie Coleman
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joyeux no-hell 🎃 @aiyaruk.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
They get big mad when you tell them you can't just run civil infrastructure on Vibes. Like sorry bud, gonna need to do some math to make sure the poop water goes where we need it to (and not where it's not supposed to)
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I actually can and will judge people who are using environmentally devastating technology built on mass theft to create a fictional partner who does nothing but tell how great they are.
Headline from The Conversation:
More people are considering Al lovers, and we shouldn't judge
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
it's time to have the drug talk with my son and i'm really nervous because i still haven't paid him for the last ounce
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Really impressed with the overt political messaging in Gunn’s Superman. Truly brave final shot.
THIS FILM IS DEDICATED TO THE
BRAVE MUJAHIDEEN FIGHTERS OF PALESTINE
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Beau Montana @beaumontana.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
😔
deadline.com
Julian McMahon Dies: ‘Nip/Tuck’, ‘Fantastic Four’, ‘FBI: Most Wanted’ Star Was 56
Australian actor Julian McMahon, known for his roles in Nip/Tuck, Charmed, Fantastic Four died July 2 after a private battle with cancer.
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Mr. Antifascism @mrantifascism.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Fascism feels eternal when you’re trapped inside it. But zoom out. Across the arc of history, reactionary rule is always a glitch—loud, violent, short-lived. The future doesn’t belong to tyrants. It belongs to the people who build. 1/10
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Beau Montana @beaumontana.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I should find more time to skeet
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Beau Montana @beaumontana.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I would have been more excited had they announced Chad Stahelski as the next James Bond director than Denis Villeneuve tbh
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Beau Montana @beaumontana.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
I’d rather be know for my big penis than my big brain
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
listen, I like the guy but this is unacceptable
Edited tweet from Zohran Mamdani saying "Byzantines not looking so "Constant" now lol", dated May 29, 1453.
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Beau Montana @beaumontana.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Real kings shit standing up
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Beau Montana @beaumontana.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Real kings pull their pants all the way down to piss
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 18/04/2025
ay bud you wanna come play piss gun with me? it's honestly so fun. anyway love u big dog 🫶
guy pissing through a gun trigger area into a toilet
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Beau Montana @beaumontana.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Nobody wants an origin story for James Bond. If they’re going for Tom Holland as Bond then I presume they want to reestablish a comedic tone for the series. The problem is what part of Villeneuve’s filmography makes you think he can do comedy?
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Beau Montana @beaumontana.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Goddamn. If leftists are already shitting on the legacy of Noam Chomsky, a guy who invented modern linguistics and was basically Americas leading leftist scholar for more than 30 years, then what hope does that leave your legacy as a left activist?
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Guy who was on the fence about voting, waiting for the nick mullen endorsement
Zohran and mulldog
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Beau Montana @beaumontana.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
If Maddox and Middle East wars get to come back then so does Hawthorne Heights
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Beau Montana @beaumontana.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Eric Cantor. Now there’s a name I thought I’d never think about again
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Upcoming recession? War in the Midde East? This is a Temu Bush administration.
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Desi Jedeikin @desijed.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
he should have used this as his campaign slogan
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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Imagine a dipshit who got excited for a bill clinton endorsement
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Beau Montana @beaumontana.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
And the Dems continue them
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Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
What happens to the truism about “first time as tragedy, second as farce” when the first was already a farce? Much to consider
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Max P III @blackballer.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
"Yall just didnt want a BLACK WOMAN to bomb Iran!"
Its all one party of psychopaths. Stop listening to liberal bullshit.
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