Reposted by i hit the juckportJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit 3460311484
Reposted by i hit the juckportDavid Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Starting my day making some art. 281625488
Reposted by i hit the juckportChanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026but i don't respect people who place the desire to feel morally superior over grappling with reality as it comes, including that people are movable and including that social media manipulation is affecting how people vote so you're a better person. now what? has this identity fixed things 4524
Reposted by i hit the juckportJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP. 81214476326
Reposted by i hit the juckportAmos Goldbaum @amosgoldbaum.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Painting “Poppies in a Jar” on Haight and Masonic 2205
Reposted by i hit the juckportLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/08/2026On my first day in office they took me into the upper level of the capitol building and showed me the equipment. It’s all rather archaic my colleague said. A relic you might say. No one wanted to spend the money on an upgrade. But it still does the job. How exactly does it work I asked. 07917
i hit the juckport @beardybaker.bsky.social · 15/08/2026setting up a decade-old distro for synth play has reminded me how to enjoy the little things again 000
Reposted by i hit the juckportzheida ➡️ COMMS OPEN @zheida.northsky.social · 03/08/2026Shares are appreciated I rly need to get some money saved for when we move again 💜💜 02631
Reposted by i hit the juckportSCARY-o AmoDIE 😱 🪦 🔻 @violethour.bsky.social · 08/08/2026San Francisco mayor Daniel Lurie, Levi’s heir and insufferable nepo baby, just records frontfacing videos about fast food openings while signing laws legalizing Soylent Green but Real at the behest of Larry Ellison and Peter Thiel 1103
Reposted by i hit the juckportMark Misoshnik @misoshnik.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Huge news! Police Predators now has an interactive map! You can click each dot to see the officer, their most recent department, job title, case status, original charges, and final charges (if applicable). Give it a look and let me know if you have any feedback! dash.geocod.io/maps/share/l... 214786
i hit the juckport @beardybaker.bsky.social · 04/08/2026finally replaced old broken espresso machine after 6mo of chemex- and coldbrew-only life and BOY was i not ready for life to have anime-style speedlines everywhere again muscles bursting with energy, the mind races across the barren wastes of previously-insufficient caffeination and SEES ALL 100
Reposted by i hit the juckportzheida ➡️ COMMS OPEN @zheida.northsky.social · 31/07/2026ok having said that, slots are open again for now!! thank you everyone 🥺 I got one left in my queue, all new ones i will probably finish after my trip to tennessee vgen.co/zheidavgen.cozheida (@zheida)Check out zheida's commissions and portfolio! | hi there! I'm zheida and my art is reminiscent of classic anime style and i specialize boys/feminine boys! I can also draw girls, trans/NB characters, f... 01718
Reposted by i hit the juckportCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 30/07/2026any response to transphobia that falls short of open hostility is support, as has been the case in the defense of the most politically vulnerable population at any other point in history. politeless and decorum are dark alleys where disenfranchised people are hurt and killed out of your sight 2375102
Reposted by i hit the juckportNew-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b 7778532571
Reposted by i hit the juckport☆ Spookxa ☆ @luxssa.bsky.social · 27/07/2026This transcends language 212461853
Reposted by i hit the juckportBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Billionaires being unafraid to say things like this publicly is a major indicator of how bad things have gotten 10172871797
Reposted by i hit the juckportbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026there is another world where you are a notorious judge on a hit show called "the worlds most delicious dip". you are the one who always says the dip or salsa needs to be spicier and they have shirts with you on it saying that 331348169
Reposted by i hit the juckportchris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait. 253192183782
Reposted by i hit the juckportblaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video 26582502387
Reposted by i hit the juckportnora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 07/07/2026i just want to clarify that while i have been speculating on this with everyone else i don't actually have the tools to make informed and credible guesses because i didn't put any points in necromancy 110313
Reposted by i hit the juckportJLRay @jlray.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Baudrillard spinning in his grave so fast he torpedoes out of the hillside and remains airborne, lasers shooting out of his eyes with such force earth is cleanly cut in two 182081412
Reposted by i hit the juckportStrider @reluctantranger.bsky.social · 04/07/2026400 masked cowardly Patriot Front bros walking through D.C. once, then fleeing ain’t shit, peeps. They are a tiny fetid drop in the American bucket. Remember Minneapolis at -20F. We are bigger, braver, and stronger. By a mile. 16289472005
Reposted by i hit the juckportKeith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026"So, we evoked a demon that can sit between you and all objective knowledge, and it's really useful but you can never quite trust it. And then we made it paranoid it might have it's own demons intermediating access to objective truth." Descartes: "mon ami, I am too fucking high for zis" 4799133
Reposted by i hit the juckportMatt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 02/07/2026Gm to all my fellow lapsed Catholics having a chuckle this morning 261632351
Reposted by i hit the juckportClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Vatican response! the gist is “they excommunicated themselves by doing this” and they quote a lot of the nastiest little jabs interesting to see where they call them “the Lefebvrists” and not the Society of St. Pius X, positioning them as a cult of personality rather than a legit-sounding order 231747392
Reposted by i hit the juckportlizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 23/06/2026if mormons can baptize dead people i can divorce someone i'm not married to 6927
Reposted by i hit the juckportKingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 20/06/2026My head just snapped up like a seagull hearing a Dorito hit the pavement. 19930126
Reposted by i hit the juckportMaybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 19/06/2026 112523674
Reposted by i hit the juckportJulia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 12/06/2026humans have known how to construct a shoulder seam for thousands of years, but with AI, we are unlocking untold new ways to fuck it up 7344521427
Reposted by i hit the juckportZoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 09/06/2026happy pride 143187962
Reposted by i hit the juckportMatt Baume 🏳️🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital 123138614853
Reposted by i hit the juckportlizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 09/06/2026i would simply like to live in a country not oriented toward the maximal comfort of the most embarrassing dipshits 313718
Reposted by i hit the juckportGerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social · 08/06/2026hey quick question, am I having a stroke 687132842085
Reposted by i hit the juckportACLU @aclu.org · 07/06/2026There are currently more bills attacking trans youth’s right to play sports across the U.S. than there are trans youth in school sports. 86110694468
Reposted by i hit the juckportSky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 04/06/2026has any man ever been more vindicated? x.com/stuartbuck1/... 4744171403
Reposted by i hit the juckportRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 01/06/2026The world just a decade ago was full of so much possibility that has now been foreclosed upon and we have all but forgotten it 8447113
i hit the juckport @beardybaker.bsky.social · 31/05/2026hell is being sick with a feverish head and chest cold situation, but your fave korean spot with the most healing soondubu jjigae doesn't open for another 3 hours guess i'll just perish 000
Reposted by i hit the juckportDave Infante @dinfontay.com · 26/05/2026update: the funniest fucking thing just happenednypost.comTrump stomps on MAGA-themed California winery in trademark spatThe owner of a MAGA-themed winery in California is in a battle with President Donald Trump over the trademark of their latest wine collection which the owner says honors the president. 25829150
Reposted by i hit the juckportalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026i am tired of having to listen to dumb assholes just because they have a lot of money 7175581837
Reposted by i hit the juckportalix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 28/04/2026when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters 163184385685
Reposted by i hit the juckportOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 27/04/2026"The structure whose supports our elites are steadily kicking down is also the one that props up their own personal safety from disaster and political invulnerability to accountability. And all of this can go away." me in @bostonreview.bsky.social www.bostonreview.net/articles/a-y...bostonreview.netA Year of Magical ThinkingElite impunity has fueled the fantasy that catastrophes are for other people. 492365780
Reposted by i hit the juckportutopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 27/04/2026You’re laughing. Our obese stupid senile pedophile president is trying to barricade himself in his winter palace after sinking the nation into an empire shattering conflict he cannot win and you’re laughing. 363560531
Reposted by i hit the juckportPat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 26/04/2026People here are being really shitty, including at fellow journalists who might have been startled just a moment before biting into a big fully dressed hot dog. Journalists who may have reflexively squeezed the bun and sent the sausage sailing across the room into the delicate champagne tower 213498467
Reposted by i hit the juckportPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 26/04/2026“damn that’s crazy” shall be the whole of the Law 72060366