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@beardybaker.bsky.social
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sad mad & tired. i've never started a podcast. sicangu lakota (enrolled kul wicasa oyate). i bake things! 'ecotopia' is my bible. header art by @zheida.bsky.social. 🏳️‍🌈 @bakerwithabeard on bird app

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Starting my day making some art.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
but i don't respect people who place the desire to feel morally superior over grappling with reality as it comes, including that people are movable and including that social media manipulation is affecting how people vote so you're a better person. now what? has this identity fixed things
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i hit the juckport @beardybaker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
very good quote I reread every time I feel the way you're describing feeling here:
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
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Amos Goldbaum @amosgoldbaum.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Painting “Poppies in a Jar” on Haight and Masonic
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
On my first day in office they took me into the upper level of the capitol building and showed me the equipment. It’s all rather archaic my colleague said. A relic you might say. No one wanted to spend the money on an upgrade. But it still does the job. How exactly does it work I asked.
How Things Are Done
On my first day in office they took me into the upper level of the capitol building and showed me the equipment. It’s all rather archaic my colleague said. A relic you might say. No one wanted to spend the money on an upgrade. But it still does the job. How exactly does it work I asked. Well there are a few different options. It’s really more a matter of stylistic preference. This one is fairly straightforward he said holding up the tail end of what looked like a lengthy fuse. There were hundreds of them tangled together like computer cables. You light this part here then walk away. You can even do it in slow motion if you want. Then? Then go to the gym. Go for lunch drinks. Hell some of us do both. I meant what happens? Well there’s an explosion on the other end obviously. Does anyone get hurt? No one real. And besides we don’t call it that. We don’t think about it like that. Look here next a second colleague said taking me by the crook of the arm to stand before an array of little holes in the wall. You take one of these silver balls from the tray here and insert it into one of the holes. They curve around a sort of rollercoaster track before knocking over the first in a lineup of dominoes. It’s a bit more complicated than the fuse option but I prefer it because it’s less direct. Long story short there’s a big boot on a hinge at the end that kicks whoever is standing in front of it right in the balls. Look on the monitor here she said. It’s actually pretty funny. Why are they all lining up to get kicked in the balls I said. Well we don’t know. And it’s frankly none of our concern. Tradition I suppose. Some of them seem to even like it. On the screen there were a few people standing off to the side looking directly into the camera. As if they could see me. Do they know about all of this I asked. Some of them do the first colleague said. That’s what this contraption here is for he said guiding me over toward the window. This right here is a reall…
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i hit the juckport @beardybaker.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
setting up a decade-old distro for synth play has reminded me how to enjoy the little things again
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 10/08/2026
great narrative pacing
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zheida ➡️ COMMS OPEN @zheida.northsky.social · 03/08/2026
Shares are appreciated I rly need to get some money saved for when we move again 💜💜
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SCARY-o AmoDIE 😱 🪦 🔻 @violethour.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
San Francisco mayor Daniel Lurie, Levi’s heir and insufferable nepo baby, just records frontfacing videos about fast food openings while signing laws legalizing Soylent Green but Real at the behest of Larry Ellison and Peter Thiel
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Mark Misoshnik @misoshnik.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Huge news! Police Predators now has an interactive map! You can click each dot to see the officer, their most recent department, job title, case status, original charges, and final charges (if applicable). Give it a look and let me know if you have any feedback! dash.geocod.io/maps/share/l...
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i hit the juckport @beardybaker.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
too early to tell whether i've ascended, descended or transcended but this espresso has taken me Somewhere
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i hit the juckport @beardybaker.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
can't believe we make such a big deal of scheduled substances when you can just buy a machine to burst your heart at any time
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i hit the juckport @beardybaker.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
finally replaced old broken espresso machine after 6mo of chemex- and coldbrew-only life and BOY was i not ready for life to have anime-style speedlines everywhere again muscles bursting with energy, the mind races across the barren wastes of previously-insufficient caffeination and SEES ALL
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i hit the juckport @beardybaker.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
me the past 3 days of 100+ heat, good luck stay hydrated!! soon you will have a morning like mine, when the forecast is only 97 and it's only 75 by 9am: ahhhh, the crisp breezes of autumn
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zheida ➡️ COMMS OPEN @zheida.northsky.social · 31/07/2026
ok having said that, slots are open again for now!! thank you everyone 🥺 I got one left in my queue, all new ones i will probably finish after my trip to tennessee vgen.co/zheida
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zheida (@zheida)
Check out zheida's commissions and portfolio! | hi there! I'm zheida and my art is reminiscent of classic anime style and i specialize boys/feminine boys! I can also draw girls, trans/NB characters, f...
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
any response to transphobia that falls short of open hostility is support, as has been the case in the defense of the most politically vulnerable population at any other point in history. politeless and decorum are dark alleys where disenfranchised people are hurt and killed out of your sight
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b
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☆ Spookxa ☆ @luxssa.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This transcends language
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Billionaires being unafraid to say things like this publicly is a major indicator of how bad things have gotten
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
there is another world where you are a notorious judge on a hit show called "the worlds most delicious dip". you are the one who always says the dip or salsa needs to be spicier and they have shirts with you on it saying that
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Joseph Howley @illdottore.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Cathy Rutherford tells a journalist that the late Margaret Thatcher did “not a bit of good” and says “ i'd put a stake through her heart and garlic round her neck to make sure she never comes back”
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 07/07/2026
i just want to clarify that while i have been speculating on this with everyone else i don't actually have the tools to make informed and credible guesses because i didn't put any points in necromancy
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JLRay @jlray.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Baudrillard spinning in his grave so fast he torpedoes out of the hillside and remains airborne, lasers shooting out of his eyes with such force earth is cleanly cut in two
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Strider @reluctantranger.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
400 masked cowardly Patriot Front bros walking through D.C. once, then fleeing ain’t shit, peeps. They are a tiny fetid drop in the American bucket. Remember Minneapolis at -20F. We are bigger, braver, and stronger. By a mile.
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i hit the juckport @beardybaker.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
sorry for all the catholicposting but this schism has activated me like a lapsed sleeper cell it can't be overstated how absolutely THRILLING this drama is, we never get the reality TV treatment in dogmaland
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i hit the juckport @beardybaker.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
new papal encyclical just dropped
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
"So, we evoked a demon that can sit between you and all objective knowledge, and it's really useful but you can never quite trust it. And then we made it paranoid it might have it's own demons intermediating access to objective truth." Descartes: "mon ami, I am too fucking high for zis"
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 02/07/2026
Gm to all my fellow lapsed Catholics having a chuckle this morning
Two girls fighting. One is Catholic chuds the other is da pope

Guy smoking weed in the background is lapsed Catholics
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Vatican response! the gist is “they excommunicated themselves by doing this” and they quote a lot of the nastiest little jabs interesting to see where they call them “the Lefebvrists” and not the Society of St. Pius X, positioning them as a cult of personality rather than a legit-sounding order
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im jared @mightnot.fail · 01/07/2026
checking up on wikipedia
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
if mormons can baptize dead people i can divorce someone i'm not married to
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 20/06/2026
My head just snapped up like a seagull hearing a Dorito hit the pavement.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A digitally drawn montage of scene's from Hayao Miyazaki's animated movie Porco Rosso. In the foreground wwe see Porco flying his Savoia S.21 seaplane. It's a bright red monoplane with a fuselage shaped like a porpoise and the wing mounted above and in front of the cockpit, and the single large, bulbous, shiny red prop engine mounted on top of that. Outrigger floats hang down from the underside of each wing and the vertical stabilizer is painted in the colors of the Italian flag.  Porco is looking down toward the Adriatic sea below. From a string of clouds behind the plane rises a closeup portrait of Porco in the plane's cockpit. He's a human with a cartoon pig's head, he's got a little black curled mustache, and he's wearing round sunglasses, leather headgear with goggles pushed up on top of his head, a white silk scarf and a tan jumpsuit. He is smiling past the one side of his mustache and giving a thumbs up to the viewer. Under the plane in the bottom right of the rough-edged frame in yellow handwriting is written 'Maybe it will happen today'.
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mad radhu @madradhu.garbage.computer · 13/06/2026
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
humans have known how to construct a shoulder seam for thousands of years, but with AI, we are unlocking untold new ways to fuck it up
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 09/06/2026
happy pride
a meme listing why we have hands:
- to pet the rat
- to hold the rat
- to celebrate pride with rat
- to throw bricks at cop cars with rat
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital
Caravaggio's Baccus painting, featuring a lush fruity spread and leaves bedecking a pasty twink who only works out his armsArticle screenshot that says:

The most extreme examples of
Stendhal syndrome share a sensation of
self-fragmentation. Magherini
describes the case of a 53-year-old
German man who was hospitalized
after repeatedly viewing Caravaggio's
Bacchus at Uffizi Gallery. The patient
felt "an attraction closer and closer to
an intimate sexual arousal of
ambiguous nature that invaded him
and made him feel good and bad."
Unmoored and distressed, he sought
medical attention. After treating the
subject's initial episode, Magherini
writes that he came to recognize his
latent homosexuality. Another case...
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
i would simply like to live in a country not oriented toward the maximal comfort of the most embarrassing dipshits
We'd seen nearly every stage of production
— from "grass to glass," as McAfee called it
- when he parked his truck next to the hangar that houses his Cessna 210 Centurion propeller plane. Next to it, steps from his hacienda-style home, is a bungalow he uses as an office.
He showed me his replica medieval broadsword, his podcasting setup and one of' his favored books, Sun Tzu's "The Art of War." He said the ancient Chinese military treatise had informed his longstanding feud with the federal government.
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Gerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
hey quick question, am I having a stroke
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ACLU @aclu.org · 07/06/2026
There are currently more bills attacking trans youth’s right to play sports across the U.S. than there are trans youth in school sports.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 04/06/2026
has any man ever been more vindicated? x.com/stuartbuck1/...
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Crémieux
@cremieuxrecueil
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Feb 15, 2025
DOGE has a very obvious feedback mechanism for its cuts.

If DOGE makes a big, broad cut against a million programs, people get upset about a few specific, very good ones like PEPFAR, and then that program comes back because DOGE's members are, thus, informed it was good.
Crémieux
@cremieuxrecueil
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Feb 15, 2025
I can only hope people realizing this won't damage the mechanism, because it's still useful to have professionals getting mad about some very good thing getting cut before it's brought back online as a result.

In a word, DOGE is responsive, which is unusual for the government!
Stuart Buck
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Feb 15, 2025
I agree, but it would be more efficient to spend one hour ahead of time talking to experts or just reading up on the history of a program for [disease, student testing, nuclear safety, etc.]

Plus, some programs don't have famous proponents with time to dig into the weeds.
Crémieux
@cremieuxrecueil
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Feb 15, 2025
I'm highly sympathetic, but there really are thousands and thousands of programs and grants to cut, so I'm not sure the small team doing the cuts has the ability to go through them all one-by-one on their short timeline.

Maybe a system can be developed to assist with feedback.
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Stuart Buck
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Despite some bogus grants, a lot of government is like this cartoon. I bet this "small team" would find a line item for "screwworm sterilization" and delete it, not knowing that they just devastated American farming: https://theatlantic.com/science/archiv
e/2020/05/flesh-eating-worms-disease-containment-america-panama/611026/
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Stuart Buck
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Feb 15, 2025
I can see the DOGE tweet: "We canceled a contract for Panamanian screwworms, saving $165 million dollars!!!" [https://aphis.usda.gov/news/agency-an
nouncements/usda-approves-emergency-funding-protect-us…
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i hit the juckport @beardybaker.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
did you watch Get Krackin'?? The Kates just got it out from licensing limbo last year and season 1 is on youtube! hopefully more seasons to follow soon, also incredible stuff
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The world just a decade ago was full of so much possibility that has now been foreclosed upon and we have all but forgotten it
Couple dressed as pigs who terrified Pokemon Go players with laser pens before bringing traffic to a halt by having roadside sex are hunted by Swedish police 
Couple struck on Friday night in the town of Insjön in central Sweden
Teen siblings were out playing the interactive game on their smartphones
The beam hit one of the Pokemon Go players in the face 
See more Daily Mail on Google - save us as a Preferred Source
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i hit the juckport @beardybaker.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
hell is being sick with a feverish head and chest cold situation, but your fave korean spot with the most healing soondubu jjigae doesn't open for another 3 hours guess i'll just perish
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 26/05/2026
update: the funniest fucking thing just happened
nypost.com
Trump stomps on MAGA-themed California winery in trademark spat
The owner of a MAGA-themed winery in California is in a battle with President Donald Trump over the trademark of their latest wine collection which the owner says honors the president.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
i am tired of having to listen to dumb assholes just because they have a lot of money
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