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Frightful Porpentine

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Lost to almost everything but a vague sense of jam and idleness.

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Frightful Porpentine @bcky.bsky.social · 51m
And here’s another one.
Two Cures for Love

I. Don't see him. Don't phone or write a letter.
2. The easy way: get to know him better.

By Wendy Cope
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Frightful Porpentine @bcky.bsky.social · 53m
Here’s a poem for you.
Yearn On

I want you to feel 
the unbearable lack of me.
I want your skin
to yearn for the soft lure of mine;
I want those hints of red
on your canvas
to deepen in passion for me: carmine, burgundy.
I want you to keep 
stubbing your toe
on the memory of me;
I want your head to be dizzy 
and your stomach in a spin;
I want you to hear my voice 
in your ear, to touch your face imagining it is my hand.
I want your body to shiver and quiver at the mere idea of mine.
I want you to feel as though 
life after me is dull, and pointless, and very, very aggravating;
that with me you were lifted
on a current you waited all your life to find, 
and had despaired of finding, 
as though you were wading
through a soggy swill of inanity and ugliness 
every minute we are apart.
I want you to drive yourself crazy with the fantasy of me,
and how we will meet again, against all odds, 
and there will be tears and flowers, and the vast relief of not I, 
but us.
I am haunting your dreams, conducting these fevers 
from a distance,
a distance that leaves me weeping, and storming, 
and bereft.


KATIE DONOVAN
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Frightful Porpentine @bcky.bsky.social · 56m
Poetry, is it? UGH.
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The Arthur C. Clarke Award @clarkeaward.bsky.social · 2h
Coming to the stage in 2027! 👉 www.rsc.org.uk/piranesi
Artwork for Piranesi the play. A disembodied hand pulling fingers through clay
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RRRMMM @strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 6h
For National Poetry Day, Frank O'Hara
Poem [“Lana Turner has collapsed!”]

By Frank O’Hara
Lana Turner has collapsed!
I was trotting along and suddenly
it started raining and snowing
and you said it was hailing
but hailing hits you on the head
hard so it was really snowing and
raining and I was in such a hurry
to meet you but the traffic
was acting exactly like the sky
and suddenly I see a headline
lana turner has collapsed!
there is no snow in Hollywood
there is no rain in California
I have been to lots of parties
and acted perfectly disgraceful
but I never actually collapsed
oh Lana Turner we love you get up
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone at work once asked me what my guilty pleasure was and I immediately shot back “pleasure never makes me feel guilty.” I’ve seldom felt cooler than I did in that moment. Literally one minute later I tripped on an extension cord and hit my head on a whiteboard in front of the entire office
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Frightful Porpentine @bcky.bsky.social · 16h
“I’m not going to see Stewart Lee, I only go to see female performers now”, I say, and then I do go to see Stewart Lee and I cry with laughter.
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Gilbert White @gilbertwhite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1777: Nectarines are delicate to the last.
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Sam Weller @samwellerauthor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the most remarkable story Ray Bradbury ever shared with me. He told it to me late one night, sitting in his den of antiquities and mementos. Take five minutes to read this. It’s pure magic. #Writing #Living #Creativity #RayBradbury #BookSky
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Corrinne F @traviata.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can’t help it, whenever I see the white horses galloping to the shore, I think of this. “To a world my heart can understand” youtu.be/jtCNbERKvMs
youtu.be
THE WHITE HORSES TV THEME by JACKY with Jackie's Lee's personal story and lyrics
YouTube video by MsJackieLee
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Deborah @deborahzafer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh, Frank
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davyh @davyh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#Autumn berries of suburbia
Google says it’s pyracantha aka firethorn: vividly orange berries hang before a terraced house (blurred)
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Frightful Porpentine @bcky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Accidentally put a fork in the washing machine. This is both a fact and a metaphor.
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Richard Smyth @rsmythfreelance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Before very long you people are going to be wondering what the hell to buy your dad or your aunty or your weird cousin for Christmas. And when that day comes - and believe me it will - you will wish you had ordered a custom crossword from me.
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Frightful Porpentine @bcky.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My party piece when I was younger was playing the chorus of Open Your Heart by The Human League on the recorder. With my nose. 😔
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Frightful Porpentine @bcky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But can you play the chorus on a recorder with your nose?
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Frightful Porpentine @bcky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think I was psychogeographically traumatised by moving from Lancashire to Lincolnshire as a child. ⛰️—> ___
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Frightful Porpentine @bcky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🤎
youtu.be
Before We Begin
YouTube video by Broadcast - Topic
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Frightful Porpentine @bcky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I bought a button.
A vintage brass button that says YOU LIAR around the edges in black. (Reverse says GO TO DAVIS GOOCH ST FOR GUINEA GOLD WEDDING RINGS)
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
thought you might like to see this poppy. so new it hadn't even taken its hat off at seven-thirty this morning
Poppy, hat not yet off
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Frightful Porpentine @bcky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today would have been Trish Keenan’s 58th birthday.
youtu.be
Broadcast - Come On Lets Go (4k Remaster)
YouTube video by The Obscure Archive Music
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Frightful Porpentine @bcky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another day, another therapeutic insight. I wish they would calm down a bit instead of tripping over each other to get through the door, give me a chance to deal with them one at a time.
Spinal Tap standing by Elvis’ grave and David St Hubbins is saying “Too much. There’s too much fucking perspective now.”
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Lol @loltype.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunday presence
A field with a standing stone that’s actually 12 ft tall or more, it’s presence is somewhat diminished from this angle by a wooden electricity pole. A sheep grazes close by, you can only see its bum. In the distance, sunlit hills with electricity pylons cutting through
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Simon Spanton @simonguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Portal number 557.
Window frames reflected in glass, looking out on a surburban tree and roofline and the orange and rose light of a sunrise.
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Frightful Porpentine @bcky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Goody here, who is LEARNING JAPANESE, putting it to the best possible use by SINGING THE THEME TO FRAGGLE ROCK. Talk about goals. I’m in awe.
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Frightful Porpentine @bcky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thus far this weekend I’ve watched: The Assessment (2024) The One I Love (2014) Coherence (2013) All EXCELLENT. I’m in my Domestic Speculative Chamber Piece era.
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Frightful Porpentine @bcky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Goody here, who is LEARNING JAPANESE, putting it to the best possible use by SINGING THE THEME TO FRAGGLE ROCK. Talk about goals. I’m in awe.
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John Grindrod @grindrod.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Seán Barrett, the actor who brilliantly reads the Slough House audiobooks, is also the cover star of the single of How Soon is Now
Cover of The Smiths How Soon is Now
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Frightful Porpentine @bcky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ANYONE WHO HAD A HEART WOULD TAKE ME IN HIS ARMS AND LOVE ME TOO
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Last of the disposable barbecues @bopterror.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No Pebble Mill at One, I see. No Watercolour Challenge.
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why is this laying down on a flat surface ? @photo-nomad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
clashing fronts
clash of...
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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
critics have called me "quietly devastating"
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Sarah Deaves @sarahdeaves.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This lil one, eating dandelions in the garden today 🥹
A grey squirrel sitting on some grass, half in shade half in sun. They are holiding a leaf in their lil hands and chomping away.
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Lol @loltype.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
pea soup dusk at the wharf
3 or 4 storey wooden canal warehouse building with a prominent and gently sloped roof, the canopy hangs over the canal - which is wide and green

Burnley Wharf 
Leeds Liverpool Canal
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Frightful Porpentine @bcky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Delighted with this purchase. LOOK AT THAT FROG! One in the eye for those who say you can’t buy happiness.
A packet of V&A cards with a cheerful green frog on the front. Apparently, it is adapted from ‘Stork and Frog’ tile design by William De Morgan.
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P.G. Wodelouse @pgwodelouse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Aww, that’s a metamorphosis I can get behind 🐧 🤗
Cover of Family Happiness that reads:

A penguin since 1954

Leo Tolstoy
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Claire Cansick @clairecansick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Spot the fluffball.
Flower garden, with fuzzy plant squasher
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve got 99 problems and I cause all of them myself
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Last of the disposable barbecues @bopterror.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I like the idea of brave potatoes.
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Lol @loltype.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Before traffic
Looking across the green canal at an old cotton mill building with a white van parked outsideChairs left on a pile of rubble with the top half of a chimney stack framed between them. Not pictured but here the view opens up and you can still see the majority of Burnley’s surviving chimney stacks on a clear day 

Leeds Liverpool Canal 
Burnley
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Deborah @deborahzafer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In the Library Charles Simic 🖤
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Frightful Porpentine @bcky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I want cake.
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Frightful Porpentine @bcky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That lass is a bit annoying but she’s very young and probably neurodivergent. #GBBO
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Last of the disposable barbecues @bopterror.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Flat roof extension, boiler vent on top, plane trail in the evening sky from the vent.
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Nagihan Haliloğlu @nhaliloglu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
excellent pointing fingers meme
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Last of the disposable barbecues @bopterror.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bluebottles are the souls of people that play videos on buses.
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Frightful Porpentine @bcky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy Single Release Day to Blue Bendy! Do please lend it your ears.
youtu.be
Blue Bendy - Dragonslayer
YouTube video by Blue Bendy
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Ben Abrahamse @babrahamse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
once again: the reason we have libraries is to keep librarians off the streets where they cause trouble
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Grant McGaheran @grantmcgaheran.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
O / OFF
Chunky buttons in a beige plastic housing. The On button is black and the Off is red faded to pink. The N of the ON has completely worn away. Nishifunabashi station, Chiba.
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Frightful Porpentine @bcky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My horse is so high I can touch the sky. I am astride an enormous moral stallion, cantering majestically through the clouds.
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