Reposted by Harrison BatemanEd Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly. 8283422997
Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Tonight I ran one of the best combats I’ve ever had, and also played one of the dumbest NPCs I’ve ever made. That’s what D&D is about folks, that’s the heart of it 030
Reposted by Harrison BatemanKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028. 15888642221173
Reposted by Harrison Batemanonion person @junlper.beer · 07/01/2026the most concerning thing about them justifying murdering an obviously completely innocent murder by ICE is if they can justify and defend this, there’s nothing that’s too far for them. anything you can imagine them doing is very likely something they’ll stand behind 393420551
Reposted by Harrison Batemanpete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 07/01/2026whichever candidate runs on prosecuting every single ice agent fuck to the fullest extent of the law has my vote 183109631587
Reposted by Harrison BatemanAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Frey: I have a message for ICE: Get the fuck out of Minneapolis 507168504142
Reposted by Harrison BatemanAna Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 22/12/2025So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps. 538265217844
Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Talking about the physiological differences between the different Na’Vi that live on Pandora, and how insanely hot, brolic and THICC the snow Na’Vi will be. 020
Reposted by Harrison BatemanLeah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 13/12/2025LOL. LMAO even. 471219207
Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 12/12/2025My wife got her haircut, and she looks so good I feel like I need to learn to fight 000
Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 09/12/2025How the fuck do we not already have an order for a spinoff to The Pitt? Call it The Pitt: Night Shift, and have Shawn Hatosy lead it. Have it start where Season 2 ends, and continue the story. 000
Reposted by Harrison Batemanonion person @junlper.beer · 08/12/2025i love that a significant portion of the population of the world believes in demons and the devil and satan. they just think this stuff is real and it genuinely scares them 2786077748
Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 02/12/2025There was a real moment where it felt like Seth from The Chair Company was going to tell his dad that he had brought their dead dog back to life like Frankenstein. All the pieces were there, and the show is wild enough. I was more shocked to hear him say he’s into stop motion animation. 000
Reposted by Harrison BatemanTom the Anime Sicko 🔜 Hell @tomharrison.bsky.social · 01/12/2025The Chair Company does what I most want to do in my (admittedly all-too-infrequent) writing, which is to pull you in with absorbing plots and fascinating characters, which exist only as a glue trap to hold you in place while the dumbest jokes ever thought up are held right to your face 114113
Reposted by Harrison BatemanCorey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 02/12/2025mfw i learn the truth 1834
Reposted by Harrison BatemanCasey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful. 106100663026
Reposted by Harrison BatemanBart Harley Jarvis @williamzabka424.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Today, the president of the United States said that multiple US senators should be put to death for treason and articles of impeachment have not been filed yet. This country is cooked. Done. Finished. 633134692594
Reposted by Harrison BatemanEric Schmeltzer @ericschmeltzer.bsky.social · 18/11/2025I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk? But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession. But that's just me 676371187955
Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Went and saw @twentysidedtavern.bsky.social tonight in KC, liked it so much I turned around and bought a ticket for the second show. Round 2 is just as fun! 051
Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 13/11/2025I just know Kattigan and Wulferic are body swapped and I just can’t prove it 000
Reposted by Harrison BatemanThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Me to my boss: I can’t guarantee productivity. And don’t even ask me about quality. 29664102
Reposted by Harrison Batemanlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/11/2025guy who finally decides today he has enough information to conclude donald trump is a pedophile 322699241
Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Charlie Day doing his Luigi voice in the new Super Mario Galaxy trailer sounds so much like @samseder.bsky.social and I can’t stop hearing it 020
Reposted by Harrison BatemanMax Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 09/11/2025The two party system is incompatible with democracy. We must change our electoral system to restore democracy. 3334661686
Reposted by Harrison BatemanAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 10/11/2025Every single Dem that caved and agreed to this deal needs to be primaried and voted out. They are cowards who wasted the last month for a half baked promise vote a month from now. 14749541006
Reposted by Harrison BatemanAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Trump getting booed at the Commanders game 1139173203887
Reposted by Harrison BatemanJules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 10/11/2025Lord, you’ve got like 15-20 minutes to do a little lightning shit in the Senate, just saying. 11044
Reposted by Harrison BatemanKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/11/2025The centrists in the Senate Democratic caucus saw that the country was rallying to the party in the 2025 elections and resolved that they would do anything they could to kill that momentum. 23786561886
Reposted by Harrison Batemanmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 10/11/2025agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish 239256076304
Reposted by Harrison BatemanAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 10/11/2025The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them. 20206191914999
Reposted by Harrison Batemankate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 05/11/2025THEY'RE PLAYING NOT LIKE US AT THE MAMDANI CAMPAIGN RALLY 468716959
Reposted by Harrison BatemanZohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 05/11/2025 31138596618090
Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 05/11/2025The fact that I will be at a Marc Rebillet concert when they declare Zohran the winner, I may levitate out of my body 000
Reposted by Harrison BatemanKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Happy Zohran Day to all who celebrate!! 231218282456
Reposted by Harrison BatemanTheRoadie. @roadie63.bsky.social · 24/10/2025So the current mayor is a crook. The former governor is a crook. The "beret dude" is a crook. But you cannot find the spine to endorse the only non-criminal in the race who BELONGS TO YOUR PARTY, because he's a Muslim? A Democratic Socialist? Or is it because he's making you look like a fool? 1183370651
Reposted by Harrison Batemanonion person @junlper.beer · 23/10/2025it’s really starting to feel like at some point we entered an alternative reality where everything got completely fucked up and evil 1534693557
Reposted by Harrison BatemanJoe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 23/10/2025New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST 554113673286
Reposted by Harrison BatemanDave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 22/10/2025An amazing story of this decade was the ADL turning all its fire on Israel critics while tech companies dismantled their censors and Hitler-lovers came roaring back. 371562321
Reposted by Harrison Batemanthe lakeshore undead @thecorlew.bsky.social · 20/10/2025everyone is welcome and encouraged to resist fascism, to fight back but we can’t just go back to Clinton/Obama neoliberalism it wasn’t working then, it got us where we are now, and it won’t get us out 1561701300
Reposted by Harrison Batemanvanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 20/10/2025its so cool how you still see liberals saying "why are people trying to divide this country? there's no us vs them!" yeah there is and the more you pretend it's not the worse its gonna get. they think you eat children. 1733847
Reposted by Harrison Batemancait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/10/2025my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract 65116202063
Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Watching Superman again and god, this scene just makes me cry every fucking time. Hope is so fucking cool. What a moviemedia.tenor.coma person is walking through a cloudy sky .ALT: a person is walking through a cloudy sky . 010
Reposted by Harrison BatemanAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 19/10/2025as far as just messaging goes that video is probably the most embarrassing thing any president has done on the world stage in my life and the fact that the sunday shows wont even describe it? total abdication of their responsibility 400181723816
Reposted by Harrison Batemankarl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Every time a Democrat gets caught on tape saying like “Some Trump voters are racist” we have a national scandal and JD Vance demands an entirely new kind of apology and meanwhile every Republican group chat is like “Good morning fellow SS members. Who’s ready to respect Hitler today?” 2143821157