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Harrison Bateman

@batemanharrison.bsky.social
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“You have to be realistic about these things” Dungeon Master 🧙🏻‍♂️| Dad | USAF Vet | Punch your local racist | He/him

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Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Went and saw @twentysidedtavern.bsky.social tonight in KC, liked it so much I turned around and bought a ticket for the second show. Round 2 is just as fun!
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Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
These fascists name their concentration camps like they’re fucking Fortnite locations
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Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Trump on stage during that trophy presentation
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Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
This is Tom Homan
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Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Obligatory stupid sexy Hasan
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Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I’m not saying that having correct political opinions makes you hot, but I can’t for sure say that it doesn’t
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Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Here we go folks. They’re going to destroy each other
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Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Just watched Episode 1 of The Pitt after watching the season finale of Grey’s Anatomy.
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Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
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Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Making our voices heard in Wichita, KS today #HandsOff
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Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Get me to God’s country
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Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Showing my wife Point Break for the first time, and I think it’s going on my list of perfect movies. It’s just too fucking good. Side note, I feel like we never talk about how hot John Philbin is in this movie?
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Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I just need everyone to be aware, it’s totally illegal to bring up the names listed below when talking about the situation with DOGE Akash Bobba Edward Coristine Luke Farritor Gautier Cole Killian Gavin Kliger Ethan Shaotran Again, just remember NOT to mention those names in connection to DOGE.
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Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
At this point, it’s get on board or get fucked. And if I know anything about republicans, it’s that they don’t care about consent.
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Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Bluesky with an insane placement on the timeline
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Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
You absolutely can’t say that you “hope Elon Musk gets so upset that he kills himself”. It is absolutely not okay to say that.
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Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
My son is obsessed with the “Monster Truck Mater” short on Disney+. Disappointed that Mater never fought “The UnderTanker”
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Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Checking my Spotify Wrapped this morning
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Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Finally, in our current campaign, Pro played our fighter, Ragnar. Commandant of the King’s Guard, father of 3, a bastard adopted by the crown. He was stoic and strong, with a heart of gold. Even as he and the other PCs were framed and sent to prison, he thought of brighter days.
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Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
In our third campaign, a holiday/horror campaign, Pro took center stage as Tsuni. A changeling Sorceress, the daughter of the Baba Yaga. Tsuni was brash, and wicked, and a bit of a bitch. He really stretched his legs here, finding depth in this character we weren’t expecting.
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Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
In our next campaign, a 1980s themed story, Pro played the Owlin Rogue Alaris “A.J.” Justwing. A rebel kid who is the son of the Mayor, joining forces with his childhood friends to stop a plot to turn their New England hometown into a portal for the Devil.
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Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Pro played our Cleric, an Aasimar named Jasper. He was a lost soul, trying to find the god that had abandoned him. In the end, he became a cleric of himself, believing in himself so fiercely that he could bend magic to his will. He used that power to help people, especially drifters like him.
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Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
There’s a food truck in town today that is serving fresh lobster rolls. I don’t eat seafood but my wife loves it. This was my view from the back of the line, and then my view from the front after standing in it for 3 hours. Really hoping she says that the food was worth it
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Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Throwing out some of my recent #Heroforge builds onto Bluesky. I do a lot of character creation on Hero Forge so I might start bringing some of it here to find that community #TTRPG @heroforgeminis.bsky.social
Tiefling Witch using shadow magic Human Ranger with his cat companionOlder human monk with a lantern hung on his beltHuman Bounty Hunter wielding an axe
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Harrison Bateman @batemanharrison.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
I’ve never hated anything more than this being unemployed shit. Out of the hundreds of applications I’ve put in, I’ve had very little response. Had 4 interviews with a company, position was remote, and lost it to someone willing to relocate.
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