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@bannedrandy.bsky.social
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“We ain’t got no damned band, Randy!” - Doyle Hargraves “I wouldn’t expect you to understand, because this is all for me.” - Otis Spunkmeyer I just want to ride my bike. Lower Alabama

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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 6h
Like, with all respect - what the heck do you mean “lowering gas prices”? With enough diesel for 16 hours spread over 3 months? Come on. Are you NY times or Moscow times.
Trump Signs Order Exempting Russia From Sanctions Legislation
President Trump's move offers an economic lifeline to Russian President Vladimir Putin as the U.S. turns to Russia for help lowering gas prices.
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Banned Randy 🇩🇰 @bannedrandy.bsky.social · 6h
Love that mud puddle!
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 7h
<me when the grocery store runs out of day old manager’s special sushi>
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 9h
This is awesome. If your vote didn’t matter Republicans wouldn’t be trying so hard to stop you.
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Tom Joscelyn @tomjoscelyn.bsky.social · 21h
In early 2025, I assumed the Trump regime would delete the Department of Justice’s press releases and other statements related to more than 1,000 Jan. 6 cases. So I downloaded them. We’ve now made them available to the public with a search tool. They can’t erase history. jan6memoryproject.org
jan6memoryproject.org
The January 6 Memory Project
A public archive of Department of Justice news releases and related court filings concerning prosecutions from the January 6, 2021 attack on the U.S. Capitol.
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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 12h
Okay, we did the jokes. Now the PSAs.
Meme: 

Katie Zacharia's tenure as press secretary was shorter than the time it takes to build immunity after getting the influenza vaccine

(Picture  Katie Zacharia): 5 days

(Picture of syringe): 14 days

Here's your reminder to go get your seasonal flu vaccine!

@DrAlexSundermann
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12h
I find the diehard fans of politicians who are actually charismatic and/or accomplished to be weird enough, but the ones who come out her defending Schumer or Jeffries at all costs are just baffling. It's like getting a tattoo of one of the Osmond Brothers. Have some fucking self-respect.
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🖖🏳️‍⚧️T'Lynn🦇David🦇Cooper🏳️‍⚧️🖖 @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 12h
Chuck Schumer is one of the most cowardly pieces of shit to have ever lived.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12h
Lmao fuck this old bag of assholes and fuck that other motherfucker in the house you guys can take your shit and get the fuck out, go write your book you dicks
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12h
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Charter School Abolitionist 🇮🇷 @maniccage.bsky.social · 12h
Misogyny is saying she didn't last a Scaramucci when she lasted exactly one full Zacharia.
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Banned Randy 🇩🇰 @bannedrandy.bsky.social · 10h
Same, but an 80s era Toyota Land Cruiser.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 11h
At the close of trading today, exchange rates: 1 Scaramucci = 2.2 Zacharias Or 1 Zacharia = 0.4545 Scaramuccis www.nytimes.com/2026/10/16/u...
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Katie Zacharia, Trump’s New Press Secretary, Is Ousted After 5 Days (Gift Article)
Her abrupt departure came after she was shadowed by questions about how she had presented her legal career and handled her first press briefing.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Kirk Van Houten shows of the Tesla Roadster, saying "Flying cars are real"
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 20h
@dieworkwear.bsky.social
Dan Crenshaw @DanCrensh... · 6h
I can't believe I live in a world where my only lunch option is a $20 burrito.

derek guy @dieworkwear · 3h
not true. republicans eat donald trump's ass every day for free
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
y'all... 🤭😭
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Brandon - "Fietser" @americanfietser.bsky.social · 16h
When all the motorists are fighting to park their SUVs, but you biked there.
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Beauty of a Game @beautyofagame.bsky.social · 19h
The last time the Milwaukee Brewers were in the World Series you could get 12 8-track tapes for only a dollar through The Gorman Thomas Tape Club®.
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Banned Randy 🇩🇰 @bannedrandy.bsky.social · 18h
Milli Vanilli got sent to the scrap heap for a reason, dammit!
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 19h
Tesla 🤝 my dog
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Banned Randy 🇩🇰 @bannedrandy.bsky.social · 18h
CVT for bikes? No thanks.
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Banned Randy 🇩🇰 @bannedrandy.bsky.social · 18h
When I built my gravel bike (when GRX was brand new), I went with 2x Ultegra because I knew a good chunk of my riding would be on the road anyway. I’ve not regretted it for a second.
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Anton Shekhovtsov @shekhovtsov.substack.com · 18h
A journalist asks Zelensky whether he thinks that Trump is treating him as a scapegoat for his own problems. And Zelensky responds.
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Hey Jude @judew.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I just love this photo!
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 15/10/2026
What's up,
Jar of "dill wholes"
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
In his Eartha Kitt era.
Mr wendal wearing a leopard jumpsuit
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
If true, this revolutionary new invention has the potential to quickly kill literally thousands of people in some of the most embarrassing ways imaginable.
Headline: Tesla may finally debut a flying car today
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"I intentionally call him by the wrong name because it just sounds more racist, see?"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/10/2026
Trump Claims He Shared Cell With James Talarico In Insane Asylum theonion.com/trump-claims...
Trump Claims He Shared Cell With James Talarico In Insane Asylum
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Alex McD @alex-mcd.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
All Government Departments in every European Country should leave Twitter today. Don’t be complicit in what Musk & Trump are doing to Ukraine for Russia. This is simple, no reason for you to still be there.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
You might be asking: Why does this Dramatic Groundhog have FANGS? Because it's a rock hyrax (Procavia capensis) and those aren't fangs, they're TUSKS, because this furry potato at the San Antonio Zoo is one of the closest living relatives of elephants. Let's learn about them.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Her "immigration status" is that she's been a US citizen longer than either Melania Trump or Elon Musk. The Democrats SHOULD use this opportunity for 100% solidarity with one of their own, and throw the fucking kitchen sink at Trump and his Republicans. I doubt they will but would LOVE to be wrong.
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
read that sentence. it is a description of political persecution. anyone giving this the time of day as a serious legal case is a fool.
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Jen Rubin @jenrubin.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Instead of allowing harrassment of Rep. Omar, impeach Todd Blanche
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 15/10/2026
I think we need to be clear that he biggest issue with this situation is not its timing. It’s that it’s happening at all. The mainstream outlets and Democrats framing this as an “elections issue” are missing the point entirely.
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Banned Randy 🇩🇰 @bannedrandy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’ve heard she also has one as the centerpiece of her tramp stamp.
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Tim Hsu @timhsu.net · 14/10/2026
PSA: For anyone writing a recommendation for the NSF grad fellowship this year, recs are due on Fri Oct 16, 8pm Eastern, cleverly *before* the actual application deadline. This tidbit isn't on the NSFGRF front page anymore; it's buried inside the program solicitation:
From the NSFGRF program solicitation:

Reference letters are due Friday, October 16 by 8:00 p.m. Eastern Time (ET). Reference letters must be submitted through the NSF Reference Letter System in Research.gov and will not be accepted after 8:00 p.m. ET.
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 14/10/2026
We need to make Stephen Miller's nightmares come true. Jot that down as a platform plank.
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Like Hitler. Like Trump. ================
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Banned Randy 🇩🇰 @bannedrandy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
And remember how he became one? Oopsie!
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king's co-op boo store 👻 @kingsbookstore.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
hell yeah
our do not talk to me about ai tote bags
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
AI execs: “Our product is going to kill you 🥰😘” the general populace: “we don’t think you should do that” AI execs, dancing on a yacht powered by orphans: “Yooouuurre gonnnaaa diiiieee🎶🎵” everyone else: “i really don’t like this” AI execs, frolicking atop a mountain of skulls: “Why so hostile??”
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Banned Randy 🇩🇰 @bannedrandy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Isn’t that a Fraternal Order of Police license plate on that car? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Eric Allix Rogers @ericallixrogers.com · 13/10/2026
So much trash on DLSD this morning! Also someone dumped a refrigerator and a stove.
Photo of a black cybertruck on a road next to a grassy area with a white stove and refrigerator dumped and lying on their sides.
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Banned Randy 🇩🇰 @bannedrandy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is Lower Alabama this time of year. Awesome!!!
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Katie Aki ✶ @katieaki.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Deathwish 💥🦌🛣️ #art
a digital drawing of a doe leaping up. her back legs are just in front of a red starburst with two headlights. arcs of road swerve behind her with stars in a black sky. text says "go ahead - hit me. I'll kill us both."
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Banned Randy 🇩🇰 @bannedrandy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Quality advertisement.
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Greenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
When Ukraine destroys Russian data centers, hoards of aggressive right-wing bots disappear & the internet becomes friendlier. So much of politics is driven by the internet & so much of the internet is driven by Russians who want to hurt us. Shouldn’t we do something about that, given that we know it
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Banned Randy 🇩🇰 @bannedrandy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
News flash: He’s always been a piece of shit. This is not a new development.
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