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I have a love hate relationship with autocorrect and have a strong tendency to accidentally a word far too often Figs are a seemingly magical flower. You will never be able to buy one from grocery stores that don’t disappoint, yet are easy to grow

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But Thou Mustelid @rewhan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Question: Why are you, BlueSky's head of Trust and Safety, treating your userbase like a carnival side-show?
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Corey @kh0rish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Burn the entire fraternity system and all their houses to the fuckin ground
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Beastie enby @alterkocker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the Globe article was perfect for the fascists because it got a lot of people agreeing with their premise that the fascism is a necessary and proportionate response to the "excesses" of the left. Those "excesses" amounting to a few Instagram comments on a small bar's instagram page was irrelevant.
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Lee Cicuta @butchanarchy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What a surprise, the organizers of the covid cautious dyke bar hated the article, rejected its framing, and is defending their covid cautious patrons and performers. Anyone who joined in on the viral harassment campaign started by Jesse Singal wanna say oops or…? recorder.com/2026/09/24/g...
Current and former owners of Last Ditch could not be reached by phone, email or social media. However, Last Ditch did share on Instagram that the Globe story allegedly misconstrued statements from Noire, and urged community members to stop harassing Noire.
"It is neither productive, progressive, nor valiant to attack a Black patron. He has been a collaborator and performer of Last Ditch for a while, and he deserves to speak his mind about accountability and repair from the bar," the Last Ditch statement reads. "There are so many misconceptions due to the disorganization of the Globe article. He did not call for the bar to be firebombed. Further, he did not disparage the owner for being homeless.
"As a result of this abysmal journalism, he has been getting additional threats, slurs, harassment, and is being reported to the police over something he did not do," Last Ditch continued. "This is not supporting us at Last Ditch, and it is, at its core, anti-Blackness hysteria."
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dr. thrasher, an american writer in ex(archia)(xile) @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
in 2017, a trans reporter was fired at @marketplace.org for writing a blog post abt the need for journalists to resist rising fascism, racism and transphobia. @kairyssdal.bsky.social, the host of the show, said nothing & let his colleague's career be murdered. judge his hr tips accordingingly.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026
the paramount/warner antitrust suit could have done serious damage to this man’s empire and I will not stop being furious at everyone in california politics who caved on it
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Lex Roman @lexroman.com · 25/09/2026
Watch what you post because Threads just might pretend you're the guy who masturbated on the plane. What just happened to Peter Shankman is a warning for all of us using Meta products.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Funny that the end of 2026 has three major releases about how Zuck, Sam Altman and Musk are all fucking psychos. One could even say that is indicative of something.
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Dr. Jennessa Hester 🍒 @cherrypoppunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's important we listen to the man who spent over a billion dollars to make Quibi
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BAM @bamsbakedbeans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Really can’t wait for npr to just go away forever
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The literacy crisis is not just referring to people's ability to literally read and write. It's also people's inability to read for context. I've been a public educator for over 20 years and I have never, ever seen it this bad.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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BAM @bamsbakedbeans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Weird how all the pro-ai people are also sex pests and abusers No connection to be made there I’m sure
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
We had to wait for the....NEW YORK POST to write about this. Y'all know there is so much more where this came from but journalists don't want to dig and people are terrified to speak to any journalist seeing the type of reporting they've been doing
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David DeWitt @daviddewitt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Much of modern American philanthropy isn't helping the poor, it's using the current tax code to help the rich entrench their wealth, according to a new report, Gilded Giving 2026, by the Institute for Policy Studies ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/09/24/w...
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Wealthy interests in Ohio and America entrench power in the name of philanthropy, report says • Ohio Capital Journal
A new report says that tax code makes so that charitable giving by the ultra-wealthy doesn't help the poor so much as it protects the rich.
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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Saying it again: Trump, his regime, & his oligarchs believe they're untouchable because they always have been. Nothing in their lives has ever suggested that defying either the law or common decency will ever carry consequences. Nothing. Ever. N O T E V E R
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jake Tapper (moderating the 2028 Dem primary debate): Final question. Do you renounce the Western Massachusetts lesbian bar? Pete Buttigieg: I renounce it. Kamala: I renounce it. AOC: I renounce it. Gavin Newsom: I will be deploying the National Guard to Greenfield on day one of my administration.
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BAM @bamsbakedbeans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I will never vote for Gavin newsom. Absolute rat fucking abuser of a man
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 23/09/2026
Five cops in Indianapolis were just criminally charged with abusing Flock to spy on their ex-wives, their wives' ex-partners and women they met on duty. Audit was triggered by us at the @washingtonpost.com, the prosecutor said. From last month: wapo.st/4yfNHng
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not to be too wooshy about it but it’s “Charlie Kirk did politics right” all over again. Why don’t you evaluate the actual merit of the actual arguments Ezra? If you think we’re all going to die, why don’t you say that
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 21/09/2026
and yet Democratic leaders said again over the weekend they will not try to impeach Trump if they win control of Congress...
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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 20/09/2026
“Having just demonstrated that you are lying to me and our viewers, let me turn to another topic for you to lie to us about.”
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BAM @bamsbakedbeans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My favorite thing about ai is watching people start to use it and then their posting becomes nothing more than ai talk. nonstop. Praising. Criticism. And every thing in between until it’s 90% of their posts It’s a slow burn but I haven’t seen a regular user not succumb to this ai madness.
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BAM @bamsbakedbeans.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And that’s why I will continue to vote for the people who do nothing! Concern trolls fuck off into the sun forever, please!
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Mike Rose @mikerose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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doctor eep (𝘢̶𝘭̶𝘵̶ℴ𝒻𝒻𝒾𝒸𝒾𝒶𝓁 decorative gourd season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
how come ai models never break out of containment and steal ten billion dollars from their companies to build a private server farm in a non-extradition country
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Brett White @brettwhite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This took me so ... long ... But when a pun comes to you, you have to do it justice.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 20/09/2026
So Netflix is using "AI" to upscale old movies and shows, with obvious results. Using an algorithm to upscale old video isn't a terrible thing, but to do it right you need to have someone willing to go over every frame. Trouble is, dipshits think it's magic.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 18/09/2026
i knew nothing mattered when the reporters Trump filed a frivolous defamation suit against shook his hand at the WHCA dinner
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Austin Lee Matthews 🐭 @amtrax.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think it’s really cool when scalpers lose money, it should happen more
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The Ferrari Lab @theferrarilab.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I know I shouldn't get pulled in. But aside from absurdity of how this idea must have even gotten started, the actual safety and regulatory process to necessary to make this happen would take decades and billions of dollars.
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Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
About Alito & USPS… Being the Congress guy that I am, I dug out Hinds' Precedents to see how Houses long-ago may have handled election disputes over late-arriving votes that flipped the "apparent outcome". Well, in 1805 the House decided if those votes are "good and lawful" they should be counted.🤯
Readable text can be found at this link, starting down the page at the section numbered 637: https://www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/GPO-HPREC-HINDS-V1/pdf/GPO-HPREC-HINDS-V1.pdf#page=862
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
2. Selaco I am once again telling you to play Selaco, it is one of the best out of all the oldschool FPS games you could possibly play, it's just phenomenal. The developers have put so much effort into making the game world so reactive to the moment to moment firefights, it's like a John Woo movie.
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Selaco is a brand new original shooter inspired by classics, featuring thrilling action set pieces, destructibility, smart enemies and a fleshed out story taking place within an immersive game world.
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In closing to anyone who has held any respectable position of power and profile in America for the last century
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if we didn’t get in line to defend the wire service that we all rely on to call election results, I’m not sure what to expect here
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/09/2026
i am genuinely bewildered by people who say that the rise of white nationalism in the republican party is a response to the "woke left." like, did the woke left cause pat buchanan's 1992 presidential campaign? is the woke left why steve king had a long career in congress?
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 18/09/2026
Twitch streamer Hasan Piker today said that 30,000,000 is a larger number than 250,000 and I can only presume that due to the way education in the US has been dismantled and a healthy dose of US-specialty racism, that's causing controversy.
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Of course America isn't the worst terrorist group, it's only terrorism when you kill white people. Can't believe you idiots didn't know this
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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just learned this today
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Know the Bluesky Posting Rules
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hasan is correct lol just google “civilian deaths Iraq war” sorry if that offends.
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BAM @bamsbakedbeans.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Can’t wait to see these things massacring birds and pooping in the garden soon
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 17/09/2026
Enjoy the camps, bluesky devs!
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✪ Gray Skies Ahead ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
This doesn't even need to be said but not taking a side is absolutely taking a side. Free Palestine. If that bothers you more than tons of dead children and a genocide then that's a "YOU" problem. And if you don't like that I said that you can just as easily unfollow me, block me and very leave. 🙃
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 17/09/2026
Apropos of nothing, sharing this little except from Prince’s memoir, “The Beauiful Ones”: “…they keep trying to ram […] Ed Sheeran down our throats and we don't like it no matter how many times they play it.”
about competition, how can we outsell. Monkeys and primates could sell music. With Clear Channel [a radio and media conglomerate, since rebranded as iHeart-Media] it becomes like Soylent Green-people feeding people to people. We need to tell them that they keep trying to ram Katy Perry and Ed Sheeran down our throats and we don't like it no matter how many times they play it.
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Asheesh Kapur Siddique @asheeshks.org · 16/09/2026
More than any higher ed development in recent memory, institutional subsidies for AI at R1 universities prove that austerity is a choice. It is not “too expensive” to invest in a humanities research infrastructure; rather, it is a choice that R1 universities make not to & subsidize AI instead.
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BAM @bamsbakedbeans.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Really bold for the trust and safety moron to come out and say stochastic terrorism is barely legal. We all know how he feels about the barely legal
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Once again reminding folks that "thinking" models of LLMs work by recursively creating more elaborate prompts for themselves which is the same as "thinking" only so long as you believe that the entirety of human thought boils down to generating sentences which might explain why AI posters think so
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steviebaby🫡 @steviebaby.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
both stancil and nate silver apparently got the orders from Big AI to attack ed zitron today. thankfully to normal people they both look like this
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David Butler @dvdbutler.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And there it is. A vegetable being told what to vote. Criminal. Everyone who said this wouldn't happen, FUCK YOU
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