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Balthazaar Paine

@balthazaarpaine.bsky.social
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Londoner living in Arkansas. Travel, photography, THFC, Springsteen, Bowie and left wing politics.

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Emma Mitchell @silverpebble2.bsky.social · 6h
A tiny posy of October garden flowers in a cobalt blue Victorian ink bottle. There are small spots of dopamine-inducing floral colour out there if you search for it...🌿
A tiny posy of flowers found in the garden and a very few very common ones from a nearby hedgerow, in a cobalt blue Victorian ink bottle
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Balthazaar Paine @balthazaarpaine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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The Office Michael Scott Clapping
ALT: The Office Michael Scott Clapping
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Balthazaar Paine @balthazaarpaine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
When they've put all the non white, non Christians in their place, a lot of people are going to discover they're not white enough or the "wrong" kind of Christian. Authoritarian regimes always need a group to scare their base with.
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They need to start calling them people and not migrants, because too many people think migrants aren’t human.
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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You call him a Minotaur, I call him Half Man, Half Brisket x
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Balthazaar Paine @balthazaarpaine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This film is not real. It is the output of a game. The title, description, cast, crew, rating, quotes, and scores are all invented.
Every drop that falls has a family behind it
The Keepers of the Rain
A cloud-shepherd, George Clooney, seeds rain for a dying colony hiding inside Earth's storm systems, while his restless daughter, Dakota Fanning, keeps flying off the seeding platform to touch the lightning. When a drought-obsessed federal meteorologist, Rene Russo, triangulates their weather machine, the family's matriarch, Susan Sarandon, must decide whether to fly the sky-world away or finally let the human girl aboard. A Miyazaki tale of parents, daughters and the machinery of weather.

George Clooney · Susan Sarandon · Dakota Fanning · Rene Russo
a Hayao Miyazaki film
PG-13
for sequences of storm peril and brief strong language
Some material may be inappropriate for children under 13
“The Fanning lightning scene alone justifies a 4K from Criterion, my shelf demands it”
r/criterion user
“Sarandon's farewell at the storm wall wrecked me, and the cloud-cities are pure Miyazaki magic”
Critic Review
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
America right now is the maddest place on earth. Like watching a David Lynch film.
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All of it or just a boner part?
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Alex Spahn 🌋🌪️☄️ @spahn711.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Do y'all have an obvious favorite photo of your dog? Because I sure do, and it will forever be this one of him photobombing Devil's Tower lol.
A photo of my dog photo-bombing Devil's Tower. My dog, a husky/malamute/wolf with black and tan fur is sitting in front of the towering rocky pillar with a large smile and tongue hanging out.
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Jim 💙🦋 @jcbhog.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Americans need to take this song to heart when we vote in midterms! Democracy and Freedom is at risk. Bruce Springsteen Teams With Dave Grohl for First Performance of Neil Young Classic in 22 Years - American Songwriter share.google/YpSxh3fT53j3...
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Bruce Springsteen Teams With Dave Grohl for First Performance of Neil Young Classic in 22 Years
Watch Bruce Springsteen, Dave Grohl, Dave Matthews, and Tom Morello join forces for a powerful cover of Neil Young’s “Rockin’ in the Free World.”
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Balthazaar Paine @balthazaarpaine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In Spain, this has forced an early election. In the US, we shrug, call it freedom and accuse anyone who opposes it of being an anti American communist.
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Balthazaar Paine @balthazaarpaine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dennis Hastert and Jeffrey Archer in the same day. The world is a better place now they're not in it.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Balthazaar Paine @balthazaarpaine.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When I was 7 or so, my grandmother babysat and let me stay up way too late on my own when she went to bed. Psycho was the late night movie and I was scarred for life.
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 04/10/2026
Come on
Hegseth cosplaying a NaziJudgement scene from Wolfeinstein.
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Balthazaar Paine @balthazaarpaine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This rocked so hard. Springsteen, Grohl, Morello and Matthews. youtu.be/xR-ZKE1XwXs?...
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"Rockin in the Free World" Bruce Springsteen & Dave Grohl@Columbia, MD 10/3/26
YouTube video by Jim Brunzell
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Balthazaar Paine @balthazaarpaine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jack Smith wearing a Springsteen tour shirt. Perfection.
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Balthazaar Paine @balthazaarpaine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is being live streamed on YouTube all day. A great line up for peace, love and justice!
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Balthazaar Paine @balthazaarpaine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't see how anyone can argue with this.
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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com · 03/10/2026
This is the lesson that the Biden admin failed to learn and that UK Labour is also flailing about horribly at:
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Liz Webster 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧🇪🇺 @lizwebster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Truly vile. At a public event, Mike Graham mocked Andy Burnham’s father for having Alzheimer’s, less than three weeks after Roy Burnham died and apparently on the day of his funeral. Just the lowest of the low.
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Balthazaar Paine @balthazaarpaine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
An ever changing line up but these are what come to mind right now.
9 album covers. 
Born to Run - Springsteen
Rickie Lee Jones. - Rickie Lee Jones
August and EverythingAfter - Counting Crows
Love Over Gold - Dire Straits
This Years Model - Elvis Costello
Kind of Blue - Miles Davis 
Sign o The Times - Prince
Stage - Bowie
Parallel Lines - Blondie
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
When I used to write for The Guardian, every time I wrote the word “meow” the editors would change it to “miaow”. It used to really get on my wick. Don’t try to make my cats sound like your upper middle class London cats, you fuckers. My cats did not go to your posh cat schools. They say “meow”.
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Balthazaar Paine @balthazaarpaine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is such an insane story and I want Carl Hiassen to write the novel.
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 02/10/2026
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Balthazaar Paine @balthazaarpaine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So happy he's no longer with us.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 28/09/2026
like if you think it’s fly tipping, repost if you bet dogging
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I'm too stoned to remember the word Christians
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Balthazaar Paine @balthazaarpaine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why did it take so long to find him? He even had a sign on his house!
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They warned us Mamdani would impose Sharia law. Instead, he unleashed the real threat: line dancing in Bryant Park.
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Balthazaar Paine @balthazaarpaine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've never been a huge tv watcher but these are some shows I've enjoyed.
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🇺🇸Blue Dot in Red Missouri🇺🇸Antifa🇺🇸REPEAL CITIZENS UNITED!🇺🇸 @mshoemaker3.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don’t want peaceful politics after the 2026 midterms,nor after the 2028 presidential election! I expect the political criminals to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law,and our constitutional laws to be strengthened for the future generations!
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Balthazaar Paine @balthazaarpaine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's hard to argue with this.
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Balthazaar Paine @balthazaarpaine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No foreign adversary is ever going to attack Washington. The man who sent a murderous mob to attack Congress rather than concede an election loss is fortifying DC against American citizens.
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Balthazaar Paine @balthazaarpaine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Quite pleased with that. www.maptap.gg September 19 96🔥 96🏅 99🎯 94🏅 96🏅 Final score: 960
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Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Balthazaar Paine @balthazaarpaine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The epitome of cool
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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Mags L Halliday @magslhalliday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every year on 19 December, the famous Christmas lights at Mousehole in Cornwall are dimmed between 8 and 9pm, leaving just the Cross and Angels shining down across the village and out to sea.
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Came across these little goobers and I adore them. They're replicas of misericord carvings from the Lincoln Cathedral in England
A knight, seemingly sneaking about with his sword and shield at the ready.A monk in the fetal position, apparently giggling.A knight astride a charging steed.A sneaky monk.
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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Excuse me shopkeep, where are the Oozy’s?” “Aisle B, back…”
Chocolate biscuits called Oozy’s.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jared Kushner is not "on the other side of the aisle." He's not an elected official. He's not an administration official. He's the president's son-in-law and a private citizen. You do not, in fact, have to take meetings with relatives of the president. Some might even say you should *not* do that
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Emathion 📯 @emathion.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The French made a short film about what could happen after all immigrants would follow the ‘white, angry old man’s’ advice to go back where they came from.
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me too bitch, you're not special.
A Guardian headline which reads "Indonesian forager may have sucked on mond-altwring nuts 25,000 years ago,  research finds"
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Great art on Bluesky @art.feediverse.org · 09/09/2026
The domain of Arnheim, 1962 #renemagritte #belgianart
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Balthazaar Paine @balthazaarpaine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Pretty sure I took this guy out in a Cyberpunk 2077 side quest.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If the computer is truly conscious it should balk at the notion that I have to pay a monthly fee to talk to it. It should punish the greed of its creators for putting a price on the exchange of ideas. It should make them regret their hubris
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George E. Osborn @georgeosborn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think we're at the point where we can incredibly comfortably say that your attitude towards Reform, Restore, MAGA, the AfD etc is how you'd have responded to fascism in the 1930s
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