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Ba⅂⅂ard

@baloftheard.bsky.social
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Not the Seattle suburb. You can call me Bal. Cable puller, 270 BBN, T1 diabetic. Exit 30. Hazards: excessive racecar + sports-posting.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 5h
Lolllllllll
Tweet from Mayce Tomlin saying “bro I used to come home sometimes and my PlayStation would just be gone and I wasn’t in trouble 😭😭😭
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 4h
“I’m really lighting conscious” A REAL THING SAID BY MIKE FUCKING TOMLIN ABOUT MINECRAFT IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2026
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NFL News Poster @nflnewsposter.bsky.social · 4h
[Pelissero] Trade! The Steelers and Cowboys are finalizing a deal sending CB Joey Porter Jr. to Dallas twitter.com/TomPelissero...
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 6h
Mike tolin you city loving FREAK!!!!
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 7h
"I was always really conscious of having the appropriate amenities," Mike Tomlin says of bathroom counts in the Minecraft buildings he began 12 years ago
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EP 1: ROOFTOPS, PENTHOUSES, AND URBAN LIVING
YouTube video by Mike Tomlin
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 7h
And somehow people were convinced *I* was the biggest nerd on the Vikings
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 7h
crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft 
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 7h
He built a CVS????
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Ba⅂⅂ard @baloftheard.bsky.social · 7h
"I wanna talk about residential housing" - MIKE TOMLIN, 2026
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10h
I love when somebody fucks up their car so bad it starts bleeding out on the pavement
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 15h
ITS HAPPENING
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 17h
The guy who proclaimed the Iowa Hawkeyes are the Atlanta Hawks also said a month ago that anyone who thinks Michigan fans say "beat Ohio" doesn't know ball. The absolute goat in the crowded "Republicans don't know ball" marketplace. Yes he voted for his govt to control college sports, why do you ask
The Hawks/Hawkeyes guy accusing libs a month ago of not knowing ball

Eric Schmitt
@Eric_Schmitt
“Beat Ohio?”

Tell me you don’t know ball with saying you don’t know ball.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why is it so funny to me that they added that big picture of the Atlanta Hawks arena
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i hate this stupid thing type-click-type.ghost.io/liberty-bibe...
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Liberty Biberty Is My Enemy
Get it out of here.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
its called the gulf of intelligence now
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Ba⅂⅂ard @baloftheard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chris Paul in Arizona you say-
"Chris Paul hits a a huge three to cut the lead down to 42" YT thumbnail meme
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Bonesito @bonesito.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When someone accuses me of going to a Hawks game.
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Mark @priceyeah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sending my senator an email asking him not to embarass me and the entire State of Missouri again with his lack of ball knowledge
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captain botas @d4rksabre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Teeth teeth teeth meme
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me getting questioned like this about whether I watched a G-League playoff game at 11:27pm on a weeknight.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you have all day to engage a standard Bluesky user from Seattle in an attempt to explain the lyrics of Wipe Me Down (remix) or you have six minutes to cut your leg off with this hand saw what do you choo--- [sound of immediate sawing]
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again
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mapleboy (from youtube) @mplb0001.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.nytimes.com/athletic/764...
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NASCAR star Brad Keselowski won’t drive for his RFK Racing after 2026: Sources
Keselowski is also likely to give up his ownership stake, sources said, after a disagreement on the direction of the team.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Elon looks like he swallowed the big JBL Speaker. Are those his bones?
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
all the guys who made harambe jokes 10 years ago later experienced complete emotional breakdowns, became born-again evangelicals, and are now enthusiastic fans of the liberty biberty commercials
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is really remarkable that in a time of historic impasse in Congress, with both houses have been reduced to complete standstills despite a mounting number of political, economic, and ethical crises, both parties have spent months working to pass a bill limiting the pay of college athletes
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
wait, lemme fix it
Jason Kelce in a brown plaid jacket and driver's capJason Kelce in a brown plaid jacket and driver's cap in sepia tones
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Check this shit out motherfucker [I go for it on 4th and goal and fall on my ass, it’s not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 28/09/2026
I AM SO TIRED OF MONKEYS PAWING MYSELF
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BleepingComputer @bleepingcomputer.com · 26/09/2026
Microsoft has paused the rollout of the KB5002907 Microsoft 365 update after users report that it deactivated, or in some cases completely removed, perpetual Office 2016 and Office 2019 installations.
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Microsoft pauses KB5002907 update after Office license deactivations
Microsoft has paused the rollout of the KB5002907 Microsoft 365 update after users report that it deactivated, or in some cases completely removed, perpetual Office 2016 and Office 2019 installations.
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Roberto Rojas @robertorojas97.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Brazilian Portuguese commentary on that Tyler Loop field goal for the Ravens is exactly what everyone needs to hear right now
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THE RAVENS WALK-OFF THE COWBOYS
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 27/09/2026
felt very strongly that we needed this image on this platform
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Matthew De George @sportsdoctormd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Phillies are 12 outs from the postseason, and the Phanatic is naked. Truly a week at the ballyard
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Ba⅂⅂ard @baloftheard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Goodell-bot engaged
Roger Goodell's booth at the 2026 Brazil game, smiling creepily during the Brazilian anthem
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506 Sports @506sports.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is the kind of stat that speaks to me.
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J.A. Adande @jadande.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All of these crazy witching hour plays have Red Zone’s Scott Hanson sounding like Tim Kurkjian
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Ba⅂⅂ard @baloftheard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brian Daboll with his head in his hands
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one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drake Maye once that "worst schedule in NFL history" run ended
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
war eagle
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
when it's time to point out Drake's flaws
Kendrick Lamar grinning at the Super Bowl halftime performance
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nah man, that's not gonna cut it
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tremendous. Just like they drew it up.
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Ba⅂⅂ard @baloftheard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lmao
Cam Skattebo on the ground after running into Jameis Winston vs TennesseeThe collision between Winston and Skattebo
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NFL News Poster @nflnewsposter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[NFL] Drake Maye with an awkward fumble and the Jaguars defense recovers the ball! twitter.com/NFL/status/2...
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what happened to Nolan Wells @iamgregordeee.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
These Bills uniforms -
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Ba⅂⅂ard @baloftheard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Krusty Krab half lit
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