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Ba⅂⅂ard

@baloftheard.bsky.social
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Not the Seattle suburb. You can call me Bal. Cable puller, 270 BBN, T1 diabetic. Exit 30. Hazards: excessive racecar + sports-posting.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 41m
I see that Mike Ditka passed away so here's the time he broke out the bankroll on NFL Countdown
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Josh Crutchmer @jcrutchmer.bsky.social · 1h
Alabama fans bringing signs to the Weather Channel’s live hurricane coverage is better than any Gameday has been in five years
Weather Channel guy with a sign behind him that says Desmond trade you a PICKLE for that HEISMAN
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 2h
since y'all won't read: 1. the jury found him guilty, and the judge just hit him with court costs and a $200 fine because I know he has to think this is a crap case, too 2. where's that gofundme so I can chip in for the fines 3. Jerry Cirino is a fucking loser, and will die a fucking loser
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 4h
FRIDAY NOON CHAOS!!!!
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 7h
looks like the cowboys defense is going to make the top 100 list for yet another year
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 5h
Da bearsssss
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 4h
RIP to the wearer of the most iconic sweater vest in history
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 4h
Live ball, just hanging out. Might get some ribs later if no one picks me up
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 17h
the struggle reel... "oh my fucking god"
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 21h
don’t talk to me or my various sons ever again
Big Red with his helmets
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 20h
Big Red in a Red Convertible (if only it was a little red corvette)
Big Red in a Red Convertible
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 08/10/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WRC is running a race in bootlegger country next year www.wrc.com/en/news/wrc-...
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USA and UK return as WRC confirms landmark 15-round 2027 calendar
The FIA World Rally Championship has confirmed a landmark 15-round calendar for 2027, headlined by the return of the United States and United Kingdom alongside the introduction of Rally d’Italia.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
omg they have him listed on the coaching staff
the Northwestern State volleyball coaching staff, which is mainly people but also has Champaigne, the labrador retriever, listed as "digs coach"
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 08/10/2026
three yankees fans, three idiot dragons
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Robert Swartwood @robertswartwood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Starting to think we really should have listened to the Tic Tac USA Twitter account more
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The NBA season starting means performance artist Bill Kennedy is back, now from dramatic new angles
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Kentucky Football @kentuckyfootball.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So clean 😮‍💨
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
happy “georgia tech beat cumberland 222-0” day to all who celebrate
georgia tech 222, cumberland 0
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Ryan Clarke @ryantclarke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BREAKING: Dana Altman is retiring as head coach of Oregon men’s basketball, effective immediately. Stunning news with less than 3 weeks before the Ducks’ season tips off. #GoDucks
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Longtime Oregon men’s basketball coach Dana Altman to retire
Dana Altman, Oregon's all-time wins leader with a 382-182 record over 16 seasons, is set to retire effective immediately, with assistant Tony Stubblefield named interim coach.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
early reviews are in
youtube comment: Are you suggesting Bo Jackson is responsible for the Iraq war
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Matt Norlander @norlander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Incredible moment in NCAA history: A circuit judge in Florida actually referenced CALVINBALL in order to make a piercing point about the NCAA's case—while ruling in favor of Gators men's basketball player Denzel Aberdeen. The fifth-year player is suing for one more season and currently eligible.
Yada yadaBill Watterson: Ohio State fan, perhaps? Classic Calvinball colorboard cartoon from the '80s.
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Michael Shopoff @mshopoff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Emperor Hirohito, after hearing the Pearl Harbor plans
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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Biblical Stud
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ChatGP-TPain
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NASFACTS @nasfacts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NASCAR is a very highly lucrative sport because each time a car passes the start finish line, they collect $200. It is another reason why some of the teams put on their lawsuit saying they were a monopoly 
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Frame #69950 from S05 -E09 - Battle Mackerel-629267
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and there's jon, first-year coach of the saints. he's lobbying the refs, let's see if we can lip-read what he's saying ... it ... it looks like "they practiced that." it seems he's accusing his opponent of practicing their plays beforehand. team practice is allowed by rule, but oh boy. he is furious
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you go up to the box office and say "one adult for the movie where the whale eats a guy, please" they have to give it to you. There's no law that says you have to say Whalefall or whatever it's called.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Professor Frink saying this
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 05/10/2026
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#2 random Nebraska football appearance on a big-time TV show behind the surprisingly detailed descriptions of the 2010 Nebraska Cornhuskers football season right at the climax of Better Call Saul
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Mia Varlineau 🌻 playing FFXIV (wolshipping 25/7) @miavarlineau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LEAVE ME ALONE
Tetsuo from the anime/manga Akira meme screaming with bsky julies following him. Girl pls stop
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Even time I think Philly fan reactions can't get better, they raise the bar (via CBS Philly)
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lol
matt rhule on lanterns
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Solid doink sound even with Tirico talking over it
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steve blueberry @steve.racing · 05/10/2026
Chase Briscoe has become the first Chase in NASCAR history to win a race in The Chase
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NASFACTS @nasfacts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
despite the perception, many nascar fans are environmentalists actually. they’re always complaining about the dirty air
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it ought to be interesting to find out who will win nfl games
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[while eight games are playing at once] bad call! what a bunch of baloney!
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You haven't lived until you've heard Ian Eagle say "shawty got low with her apple-bottom jeans."
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tee still trying to find his socks
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Darius Cooper makes a spectacular TD catch
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Ba⅂⅂ard @baloftheard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nope! Not ideal! 🫠
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Dan Quinn had offseason clandestine meetings with the CIA and FBI” sure of course
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Actual Richie Tenenbaum level disaster
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Ba⅂⅂ard @baloftheard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
god DAMMIT HP and their software
LEWIS HAMILTON RADIO: "ITS A SOFTWARE ISSUE WE'RE TRYING TO SOLVE"

Lewis, stopped on the formation lap at Bahrain/Sepang
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