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Richard Bald

@baldie.bsky.social
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Pars/Liverpool supporter, live comedy, film & pub quiz fan. He/Him

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Steve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Bart Simpson and the 'At Least You Tried' Cake
ALT: Bart Simpson and the 'At Least You Tried' Cake
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You will never defeat us, small group of half-naked men we found in the bushes
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Arienne Childrey @ari4ohio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pay attention Dems. Gov Beshear won twice, in a deep red state, and never threw trans people under the bus. He led with compassion rather than the fear and cowardice we've seen from some of our Ohio candidates and party leadership.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We used to be a real Country.
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"We've tried capitulation on issues our main voter base supports to draw in conservatives for the last decade decade and it's never worked: our base hates us and Republicans never vote for us... BUT MAYBE THIS TIME..."
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The 90s in Scotland had Chinese people because I went there on Easyjet
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good morning.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
tilly norwood vs fred flintstone made up: ✅ / ✅ has a job: ❌ / ✅ catchphrase: ❌ / ✅ pet dinosaur: ❌ / ✅ is a virgin: ✅ / ❌
Tilly Norwood, an inhuman gollum shaped like a perky brunette Fred Flintstone
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Nate O @nateo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Or Nina Power’s close friendship with some of the most prominent anti-trans extremists in the UK, which includes Maya Forstater and Kathleen Stock (Stock announcing her support the day it was revealed how extreme Power was in private correspondence) bsky.app/profile/floa...
•@Nina _Compact is an original, stimulating, light-footed writer who always makes me think; I'm very happy I supported her crowdfunder a few years back; and I get a lot from @compactmag where she is editor, and the podcast she contributes to. Keep doing what you do Nina, you are great.
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 18/09/2026
What on earth is happening?
  This had become the new normal. RNLI crew members had been forced to take their permits off their cars after their tyres have been repeatedly slashed. Most of them have been pilloried at the school gates or turned away from local pubs. One man who worked in search and rescue had been beaten unconscious and hospitalised, recognised for TV interviews he had done.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this is un-real.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Twitter is dying, Bluesky struggles to be born, now is a time of posters.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@tomwalkerisgood

KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag

RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.

KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla

RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.

KOKO: jealousy professor
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 14/09/2026
(Captain Ahab getting frustrated because the roasted potatoes on his plate keep rolling away from his fork, but realizing it's not as subjectively upsetting to him as Moby Dick): from heck's heart I poke at thee
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But Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 14/09/2026
None of this covers the real real reason. Twenty years ago, gigs were cheap promotional tools to sell expensive records. Now most people listen to music via streaming and don't buy it, records are free promotional tools for expensive gig tickets.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 10/09/2026
Goddammit I’m never going to not think of this now www.tumblr.com/dungeonmaste...
Tumblr post from user dungeonmastersconsortium: dungeonmasterscons...

Saw a comment that Elizabeth Holmes looks like a mouse wished to be able to commit wire fraud and now I can't unsee it

With a still of Elizabeth Holmes from the documentary
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"I promised my mum not to speak about cousin marriage and incest" is not a sentence I thought I would hear today
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yeah, for any fans of the @questingtime.bsky.social pandemic campaign we have something VERY special in this for you guys. Take a look at the character names on the IMDB. We very much had you all in mind when we set out making this: www.imdb.com/title/tt4479...
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Flu season is almost upon us. Stay safe, folks
An image depicting handshake alternatives and the resulting germ
Transfer reductions:

High Five: 50% less bacteria transferred

Fist Bump: 78% less transferred

Sweep the Leg (martial arts takedown move): 100% less transferred.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 30/08/2026
The people who bought the first one enabled this.
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It might be time to re-consider the rule which enables clubs to claim 100% profit on sales of home-grown players. It only seems to encourage said clubs to sell the footballers who are the purest and most relatable expressions of their identity.
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Richard Bald @baldie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Can recommend Brendan Scannell, Eleanor Morton, Marty Gleeson, Dee Allum and Dom McGovern for last day of Fringe
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Richard Bald @baldie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Go see Joseph Morpurgo and Mark Vigeant at the fringe!
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Richard Bald @baldie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Can highly recommend Rob Kemp's Beatlesjuice at the fringe!
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Richard Bald @baldie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Go see Claire Hooper, Ed Night, Chris Cantrill, David Hoare and Mary Flanigan if you at the fringe!
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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Jonathan Frakes in BEYOND BELIEF
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
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Richard Bald @baldie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Wow go see Frankie McNair, just wow. Please check content warnings too though
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Richard Bald @baldie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Go see Guy Branum and Kate Dehnert at the fringe, both fantastic shows!
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Richard Bald @baldie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Go see Lou Wall to see if they can solve the tall grandma mystery
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Richard Bald @baldie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have melted
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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Shout out to anyone else of a certain age who automatically thinks of this every time the solar eclipse is mentioned.
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Richard Bald @baldie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Get your skates on and see Sammy J, great show!
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Josh Luke Davis 🏳️‍🌈 @joshlukedavis.com · 10/08/2026
AHHHHH
Quote from the article reading ""Actually we went quite close to some real Bronze Age remains, but we avoided Dobby's grave," he said."
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Richard Bald @baldie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Everyone should go see Kate Cheka, sooner the better!
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Richard Bald @baldie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
How come when im only audience member for a fringe show, it just doesnt go ahead instead of becoming a viral moment
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Richard Bald @baldie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Go see Eva Peroni, very funny show!
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Richard Bald @baldie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
FYI any fringe regulars, they have switched round the toilets in Teviot which is obvious from Turret stairs but less so the main stairs
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Richard Bald @baldie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Go see Emma Holland at the fringe!! Fantastic show
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Solar eclipse coming up so here’s one of my favourite maps
Top is a map of the US with “Google search volume for “eyes hurt” April 3 to April 10 2024” with a hot line running from Texas north east through to Maine.  The bottom map shows the path of the total solar eclipse which runs in a lone from Texas through to Maine
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Richard Bald @baldie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Go see Scout Boxall, Celia Pacquola and Rosco if you can at the fringe!
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Richard Bald @baldie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Annoying seeing folk do fringe show recommendations without a single scottish or scottish based act on it, cmon at least try
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Steve Doherty @stevedoherty.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I booked Rod Liddle as a guest on a show, many years ago, just after he left Today and had started as a columnist. He was a massive arsehole from the moment he arrived till the moment he left. A character trait he went on to demonstrate publicly, in print and on screen till, well, today.
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"There would also be a pre-wedding colloquium to discuss ideas in panels and breakout sessions." I don't think these people are actually human, who holds panels and breakout session for their wedding???
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 28/07/2026
See you in court, creep.
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