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RAYGUN @raygunsite.com · 8h
Big news: we just landed the EXCLUSIVE merch deal for America's most secretive college/pro/mens/womens sports team! Only at RAYGUN: www.raygunsite.com PS: don't tell Eric Schmitt.... #RAYGUN #AtlantaHawkeyes
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 16h
"Should we shut down all college football teams too?" buddy, this is what's known as "threatening me with a good time"
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Sacrifice! At the Harvest Festival @theharvestmaid.bsky.social · 18h
I wish that women didn't have to open a vein and spill their trauma every time there's a high-profile rape case. We shouldn't have to do that to drive home what a widespread fucking problem this is.
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Magnus Lehnsherr @i-magnus.bsky.social · 19h
"If I see a man come at me, taking steps towards me and pointing at me, I don’t give a damn what you said, I don't give a damn how you said it, the tone, that is unacceptable. You don't step toward me... I'm not for that shit." -A'ja Wilson #WNBA
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Jess @baconjess.bsky.social · 17h
Instead of ejecting the next racist, misogynist, homophobic, transphobic, white, male, (probably) Fever fan, the opposing team should be allowed to beat his ass at halfcout.
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Jess @baconjess.bsky.social · 17h
TP calling him a bitch boy
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Jess @baconjess.bsky.social · 18h
Ah well. Let's go Wolves.
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Jess @baconjess.bsky.social · 19h
WHY IS COURT GUARDING JONQUEL JONES
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Abe @go4abe.bsky.social · 20h
Verily I say, one shall not approacheth Stewie, nor place thine breath upon her, if one doth not wish to be called for a foul.
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 20h
The assholes showing up to these games pretending to give a shit about the Fever (or are the actual new faces of Fever fandom) aren't making you look like a fool, Cathy. They're making you look like the enabler you are. #WNBA
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DFAntastic @phillytradesman.bsky.social · 20h
Syd & TP telling the Fever klan what’s up:
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 20h
I know this will shock everyone but Eric Schmitt is still wrong — there were *six* NBA games that night, not one. Hawks/Hawkeyes confusion remains the likely explanation. www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/?m...
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Schmitt: We had information Jack Smith was at a basketball game. There was only one NBA game that night which is why I asked him if he was in Atlanta.
That's what these hearings are for. You ask questions, you get answers. Smith has perjured himself before, but... maybe he's a Caitlin Clark fan. We'll accept that.x.com/Acyn/status/21...
BREAKING NEWS
GOR SENATOR'S PERJURY CLAIM AGAINST SMITH FAILS IN HAWKS-HAWKEYES MOUP
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ROPIC CEO DARIO AMODEL, WHO MET PRITELY WITH TRUMP.F
8:23 PM • 9/29/26 • 23K Views
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 20h
Another F’ing fan incident in Indianapolis. Hard to keep claiming it’s not a Fever fan problem when it’s always happening there.
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Jess @baconjess.bsky.social · 20h
There is a friend of a friend (of a friend?) at the bar who yells "Noonan" every time the opposing team shoots and I can't fucking deal with it.
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Jess @baconjess.bsky.social · 22h
The eternal struggle.
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Jess @baconjess.bsky.social · 23h
It wasn't even that long ago! At my old job we also used really weird search strings to try to get as much free preview content out of the market research report database that we could. Until they caught on.
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Studies dating back to the 80s have found that men are not just “confused” about consent. They just don’t prioritize consent over things like power, domination, and sexual gratification. Men participating in a gang rape know they don’t have the victim’s consent.
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ᴛʜᴇᴇ ᴅᴏʟʟ 🎀 @jessijeannie.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
FOR REAL THOUGH! how you gonna tell someone to relax while you down there working on my alternator? hurry up!
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Between the Iowa Atlanta stuff today, Vivek’s baseball swing, and the shit a few weeks out with not knowing how Michigan folks refer to Ohio State, there has been a staggering display of lack of ball knowledge by Republicans recently. Absolute loser shit.
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Sam Kamin @sjkamin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Mr Senator, I know ball. I’ve played ball. I’ve cleansed myself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka to rid myself of the bad Clem Haskins juju and will rah rah rah for Ski U Mah against all opponents, including the HawkEYES of Iowa. You, sir, do not know ball. Dirtbag.”
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My friend is trying to move from the middle of nowhere back in the metro after a terrible relationship ended. She doesn't have the funds but she's selling jewelry she's made and vintage jewelry. Perhaps you see something you like and you will spend money on it! Thanks! www.vugjewels.com
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Vug Jewels
Vug Jewels creates one of a kind jewelry in bead and bone, using vintage and new materials, found objects, and more. Plus Vug Vintage--vintage goods like vases, mugs, candle holders, tins, trays, and ...
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Jess @baconjess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Awake since 4:30 and it's day two of this headache. But our ROTY plays tonight, so...
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Principal of Beauty 🇯🇲 @gingiesmom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Sertraline
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Barbie Barbie Life In The Dreamhouse
ALT: Barbie Barbie Life In The Dreamhouse
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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How many crying wives were at
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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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En Buen Ora @enbuenora.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my god the direct use of the hot dog guy sketch from I Think You Should Leave in a political ad
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Tracy Lord of the Nazgûl @seeemilyplay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i would kill and die for olivia miles man jeez louise this has got me crying real tears
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WNBA @wnba.com · 28/09/2026
This is what UNANIMOUS looks like 📝 A rookie campaign filled with historic milestones and record-breaking performances. Take a look at the accolades that defined Olivia’s first season in the W! #KiaROY | #WNBASeason30
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Cassidy Hettesheimer @cassidyhett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rookie of the Year award — official official “Here, Olivia, here!” Napheesa Collier shouts out from the crowd, playing paparazzi
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Dylan @tcdylan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
r🥽kie of the year m.youtube.com/shorts/1Upri...
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Liv was surprised by her parents with the rookie of the year trophy 🥹
YouTube video by Minnesota Lynx
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Jess @baconjess.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BRMC IN A TOYOTA COMMERCIAL
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Pope reminds me of a version of Catholicism I knew growing up as a young man attending anti-war and anti-death penalty protests, where I met elderly Catholics who shared their version of faith with me. I learned that Catholicism was about love and mercy for the weak, the condemned, and the poor.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 28/09/2026
“Pastor we shouldn’t poison the men” Wait till you hear what the men do to the women!!!!
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 27/09/2026
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN ANY POINT IN HISTORY WHERE IT HAS BEEN IN THE BEST INTEREST OF WOMEN TO DEPEND UPON THE BENEVOLENCE OF MEN
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Drunk women who give consensual hugs are honestly some of our most important community members
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lol my friend as we were walking by said “it’s cool that they are bankrupting the city while getting to play a bunch of candy crash” and he came up really angry and followed us up to the escalator talking about stuff- and then she flipped him off and he said “there’s children here”
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Cassidy Hettesheimer @cassidyhett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
New ad across the street from Target Center this morning 🥽
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Lisa Needham @snipy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stewie elbows a lynx player in the throat, we get the foul. The fix is so comically in.
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Jess @baconjess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🌲🌲🌲
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Jess @baconjess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two different abandoned sneakers on the half block walk to the bus stop.
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Jess @baconjess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Still haven't heard from my ticket rep (thanks to @smithboyrd.bsky.social for ensuring @tamjbarth.bsky.social and I can still go today). Bus is running late which means I might miss the five-minute grace period for brunch reservations. But I won't let it get me down because the Lynx play today!
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Cassidy Hettesheimer @cassidyhett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WNBA AP Awards are out this morning: Olivia Miles — Rookie of the Year, All-WNBA 1st team, All-Rookie Team Cheryl Reeve — Coach of the Year
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Jess @baconjess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good morning to Lynx fans and Lynx fans only.
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The Ace Gooner @poobisok.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ok so I've been meaning to say this for a while but shout-out women
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Jess @baconjess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saw my fave bartender at the sandwich shop while I was walking home and decided to be a creeper and say hi and he tried to buy me food, "what do you want, some potato salad? Cheesecake?" I love my people.
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Jess @baconjess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Doing an R Kelly song at karaoke is A Choice.
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Jess @baconjess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Learning at karaoke tonight that Paul Anka covered "Smells Like Teen Spirit." Holy shit this is amazing.
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NEW: I came across a bookseller who was afraid that a mysterious company trying to buy some of his rarest books was going to use them to train AI models. I went down the rabbithole with him, and was confused and altogether existentially weirded out by what I found www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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A bookseller confronts a mysterious company hunting his rarest books
Was a Kentucky retailer targeted by a destructive AI "predator"?
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Jess @baconjess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Really hoping my Lynx ticket rep is working the select-a-seat event today and checks his email so he can tell me where the hell my playoff tickets are before tomorrow.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 25/09/2026
“The biggest star in the WNBA” She had 2 points last night Two
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Cassidy Hettesheimer @cassidyhett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For Minnesota folks tapping into the Lynx season ahead of playoffs, meet the team — a breezy who’s who guide of the roster ahead of the first round. For @stribsports.startribune.com www.startribune.com/minnesota-ly...
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Meet the Lynx: The WNBA’s top playoff seed is chasing the franchise’s fifth championship
Olivia Miles, Napheesa Collier and Kayla McBride headline a deep Lynx roster. Here’s who to know and what to watch as they open the playoffs against the Liberty.
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