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@smithboyrd.bsky.social
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 19h
Tough early out for the Lynx. Love this team and excited to see what’s next. Hopefully they can be at full strength at the right time next season. Go Lynx!
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Up the Lynx!!!
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That fade to the 3 by Kayla was gorgeous
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Up the Lynx!!!
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Feeling grateful today
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A season of Survivor but it's just forcing a group of people over 45 to do MTV Spring Break like it was the 90s but in a 2027 climate
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Bridget Carleton Napheesa Collier
ALT: Bridget Carleton Napheesa Collier
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Tom @saudagg18.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey Twin Cities people - come on out and watch a fun collection of one acts this weekend (and boo me in the process)! epplayers.yapsody.com/event/index/...
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jets lack attack after back to back sacks as Smack whack wins it for Pack
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Doink and in. SKOL
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lynx magic number down to 1
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i will just say that if the “pragmatic” folks who believe it’s okay to say what you need to to win elections actually believed that- they wouldn’t run around on here screaming at trans people who are hurt at what some dems are doing. kinda gives the game away
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Atlanta is not a real place
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
McBuckets. Dagger
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Team Called Palace @teamcalledpalace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
All of the players and staff deserve credit for the way we defended, but a special shoutout to this man. ⬇️ It’s no coincidence that he’s looked more like his true self in the last couple of games and we’ve kept back-to-back clean sheets. 🇺🇸 #CPFC
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
C’mon Loons.
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Zaphod Beeblebrox
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Stand at attention, boys
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Patrick Stephenson @patiomensch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We need to find this woman!
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Phee’s defense has been ridiculous this half!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Probably not. I’m also not the same person I was at 20, and I’m good with both.
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Palace are Massive!!! 🔴🔵
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Minneapolis is UNRIVALED
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Wedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live · 15/09/2026
MPD overages were hidden from the public, hidden from the city council. Now other departments face cuts. Residents suffer unsustainable property tax increases. Fact that we are here is a "failure of government and a failure of democracy."
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Free idea for any local TV station: how about a series on how voting actually works in Minnesota?
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
I am declaring war on 82% of bluesky with this
Spirit halloween “former gifted child”

Nothing included

When people ask “what are you supposed to be” answer “i was supposed to be a lot of things”
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh cool
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Green Bay Packers legit had a 25-17 lead, and lost 22-39. One of the weirdest Vikings games I’ve ever watched, but SKOL
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Vikings on a 29 to -3 point run right now
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Love “the FIBA”
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Never sub
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Get in!!! 🔴🔵
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Dan Engelhart He/Him @engy5150.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Minneapolis my bike was stolen! Purple all city nature boy- single speed, black cranks and pedals, white saddle, purple grips, wide flat bars.
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Otto von Biz Markie @donachaidh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lol my buddy just sent me another angle and it's somehow even more ridiculous
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 10/09/2026
the best sweater ever
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Who called it Apple Wallet and not Bill Fold??
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They’re trying to drive a wedge between us. It won’t work.
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Strangely this all comes at a time when I’ve never been more proud to be Minnesotan.
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New York Eagles @nyeagles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Didn't need to wait long to celebrate a 6 point weekend for our Men's and Women's teams! Have a great week, Palace supporters! #cpfc
Men's match winner Ben Chilwell after Palace defeated Fulham 3-2Women's Match Winner Lexi Lloyd-Smith celebrating her goal with teammates
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Spud the bulldog is crowned the fastest dog in Minnesota at Canterbury Park, crossed the line face down in a photo finish (via Canterbury Park)
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Job done 🔴🔵
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CPFC🛡️🏆Minnesota @cpfcminnesota.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I think Palace have set a record for “unlikely goals from the left back position” in this one
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That was nifty! 🔴🔵
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just found a mayfly on our patio. You’re late, bub
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Melt the guns
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
mood…
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fuggin’ sickos
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Daniel Muñoz gave Palace fans so many joyful moments in his time with the club. Sad to see him go. Wonderful player. 🔴🔵
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