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Smartypants @smartypants.dropout.tv · 23/09/2026
All religions SUCK here's why 🧠
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Zack Whittaker @zackwhittaker.com · 1h
As data breaches go, this is pretty sizable, significant, and also bafflingly bad in terms of time it took to discover and that the stolen data was unencrypted. News of this breach comes weeks after a huge theft of FBI agents' personal data. Bypass for ad-blockers: web.archive.org/web/20260930...
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Hackers stole millions of US military personnel records during months-long data breach | TechCrunch
The Department of Defense notified millions of current and former U.S. military personnel that their personal information had been stolen in a months-long breach.
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Great moments in Scottish engineering history: James Watt tries to work out how his phone attaches to his selfie stick.
Statue of James Watt. In his right hand he holds a telescopic stick with a frame at the top; in his left he holds a flat object about the size of a large smartphone. He is scowling at the possibly-not-a-smartphone as if he is tempted to yeet it into the sea. On that basis, it probably _is_ a phone.
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GeorgiaBlue @georgiablue.bsky.social · 21h
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onekade @onekade.bsky.social · 22h
Every company that sells SaaS spyware to cops is currently like oh shit they’re coming for our market share
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Baconator @baconator.bsky.social · 23h
Dot racing used to be fun...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Fraternity Under Investigation After Forcing Pledges To Volunteer At Soup Kitchen
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John C. Baez @johncarlosbaez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Since I'm sure you don't want chaos, and you want to help end crime in America by letting a private company use AI to track your every motion, I know you won't help any of these organizations.
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
somehow this has only gotten funnier
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So lol this is gonna sound crazy but I’m inside a porta potty outside MetLife can you tell me if I’m headed towards the stadium or away
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Texans, time to vote like our lives depend on it! Early VOTING in Texas begins October 19. Please check your registration now! Vote in person if you can.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The BEST part of getting old (and there are many) is that you can ABSOLUTELY miss something wildly popular. Zooshas just flying by while you’re admiring someone’s sensible shoes or whatever. Bliss.
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Give A Shift About Nature
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Andy Scollick @andyscollick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Russia said exactly the same about Ukraine in 2014 - just before sending infantry, tank, airborne and air defence units into Ukraine's Donbas in August 2014. Russia said the same thing again about Ukraine in January 2022 - just before attempting the full-scale invasion of Ukraine in February 2022.
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Matthew Todd @matthewtodd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
‘Not acting on climate change means a certain World War in the lifetime of anybody born from now on.’ Scientists explain that climate change is a far bigger threat than governments are telling you:
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Union Thug™️ @theunionthug.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good morning #BlueSky from the nor’easter soaked NYC. 🌧️
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Baconator @baconator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Targeting penalties on scholarship athletes should result in the scholarship being withdrawn.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there are only three narratives in fiction: 1) the hero's journey 2) a stranger comes to town 3) a greedy developer is going to tear down our beloved community center...UNLESS we put on the greatest breakdance show this town's ever seen
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"A 'Rogue AI' is like a dog that bites somebody, so the dog owner gets properly punished" *Well, no. A proper Rogue AI is like a cyberwar computer-virus, where I round up a thousand stray dogs, give them all rabies, and then parachute them into your neighborhood. #plausiblydeniable #GrayWar
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.
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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/09/2026
I don't want to be hyperbolic. But here are some people who need to square up with God about how much suffering they bring into the world. Actual, for real, bona fide blood on their hands. I'm sure it's all just an abstract intellectual challenge to them; gotta hit those KPIs; just following orders.
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Baconator @baconator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
they're not smart glasses, they're literal spyware. for perverts.
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hang in there, champ. Tell your mom I just stepped out to get cigarettes.
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paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
we’re watching the first Austin Powers, a movie that, next year, will be as far back from the present day as the thing it’s parodying was to the movie
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 26/09/2026
Well I can’t say I like that one bit
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"The Speak 'n' Spell is structurally related to a child's Speak 'n' Spell, but it costs thirty billion dollars in hardware, is housed in one of the largest factories on Earth, and uses half the voltage in an American State" *Okay, now maybe we're at better grips with it
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this isn't conjecture. This is the EXACT reason why one of the quickest ways to shut down a fash with a camera is to start shouting: "this video is brought to you by SquareSpace!" INSTANT demonitization. Because the streaming/social platforms already protect their advertisers more than the state.
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All Watched Over By Machines of Drum and Bass @bartlebooth45.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When the polycule hears there are boardgames at the function
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The Oatmeal @theoatmeal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you enjoyed learning this incredible information, please click this link. theoatmeal.com/blog/science...
a brain is on fire in outer space, staring at a black hole.  the caption reads "oh my goodness I can't believe it."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
‘This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love Seat,’ Says Man Who Would Have Been Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago theonion.com/this-here-is-probably-…
‘This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love Seat,’ Says Man Who Would Have Been Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 25/09/2026
THIS. AI isn't "going rogue" any more than those exploding Samsung galaxy phones from 2016 went rogue. Human engineers poorly deployed a technology and there were negative consequences. The responsibility falls entirely on humans.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Free your mind and it will never come back. Your mind is sick of you
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Sarah Tuttle @niais.cryptoanarchy.network · 25/09/2026
IN MINNESOTA.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Interacting with a flexible, accordion-like kinetic paper sculpture crafted by Chinese artist Li Hongbo using stacked paper sheets in a honeycomb structure. youtube.com/shorts/hLpe9...
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
beep boop. show this to your boomer parents youtu.be/0KoeY54M5VA
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Engines haven't been fully mechanical in decades - and that's good!
YouTube video by Technology Connections
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Mossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
sometimes your friend asks for art to hang on their walls so you pick up a hot glue gun and let the crafting demons take hold.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Most people have no idea how much international students are the lifeblood of higher education. But they’re about to learn. Sigh.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's great to see tailoring accommodate such extreme movement today. This level of tailoring was a bit more common in the past, as you can see in old films featuring Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly, but many modern suits will lift off the wearer's neck even when they're just walking.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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Baconator @baconator.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think we all know what site Skynet is going to crash first.
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Gwyllm Llwydd @gwyllm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Mostly True News @mostlytruenews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If Obama started a state run TV channel with his name on it Republicans would have sucked their own balls off so they could squeal about it at a higher pitch.
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Massholes? More like
Dirty lobster crackers
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 23/09/2026
And why not. 😄 www.space.com/astronomy/asteroids/a…
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Astronomers just named an asteroid after 'Weird Al' Yankovic
Asteroid Alyankovic was discovered in 1981 and resides in the main belt of asteroids found between Mars and Jupiter.
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