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Baconator @baconator.bsky.social · 13h
Shaka, his eyes uncovered.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Viewing this video changed the trajectory of my day earlier
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Baconator @baconator.bsky.social · 13h
www.jwz.org/blog/2026/10...
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Explain it to me like I'm 80
Mom: What's with these AIs escaping and hacking people? That sounds scary. Me: You park your car at the top of a hill. You leave a note on the dashboard that says "please be good" and then you pu...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21h
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms theonion.com/dnc-releases-preemptiv…
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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that imitation crab is banging my wife and I love it

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commas are important
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Baconator @baconator.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Note the missing arm...
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
MAGA telling themselves third time’s the charm when they hear this pitch. 😂
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Interplanetary sociolinguistics “Do make an effort not to pronounce it ‘Your Anus’.” “‘Urinous’, then?”
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Alan @gammacounter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rectangular sticker that shows a simulation of the Oregon Trail game screen with the wagon and below it says you have died from American salad
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Oh, you need your precious Chatbot to help you be creative? These freaks made a giant, tactile troll by hand that has taken up residence as my new sleep paralysis demon, born of their own sick minds.” The best review I’ve ever received. 😭🤌🏼
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 04/10/2026
"It was only as we developed the concept that we came upon the idea of tying it into the Mars Attacks IP. When we pitched it to Topps, the IP holders, we were very fortunate that they loved the idea and were very supportive of the weird project we wanted to develop."
syfy.com
A Mars Attacks Game? Inside Mars Attracts, The Wild Theme Park Simulator (Exclusive)
Break out the Slim Whitman, because the mean-spirited, big-brained, ack-acking ETs from Mars Attacks have returned. And this time, they're looking to build a human zoo.
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Baconator @baconator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mixed up isn't a bad sub tho.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 03/10/2026
my kid told me she’s reading thor/hulk fanfiction and their couple name is brainstorm 💀
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 03/10/2026
You can't get anyone in political media to say it plainly, but GOP strategy for several decades now has been built around the fact that its core goals/policies are *wildly unpopular*. Everything depends on a) polluting the information environment, b) cementing unfair structural advantages, & c) $$$.
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Ted Cruz called the FBI on me @weareronin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This little suggestion on top of my hamburger helper box is how I know we are about to have a Great
Depression part 2
TRY WITH
HOT DOGS
INSTEAD OF GROUND BEEF
TRY WITH
HOT DOGS
INSTEAD OF GROUND BEEF
HAMBURGER
HELPER
CHEESEBURGER MACARONI
WITH REAL CHEESE
PER US CUP AS PACKAGED
NET WIT 550Z (1559)
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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Baconator @baconator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Unrestrained greed-based psychosis.
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Catherine Mayer @mayeroflondon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Louder than words www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...
theguardian.com
New Google Maps images reveal massive scale of devastation in Gaza
Satellite imagery shows further destruction of homes, businesses and places of worship since fragile ceasefire
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s so weird how when you tell the rest of the world to go fuck itself and fill your nation’s streets with gangs of armed, masked, and unaccountable armed thugs and terrorize people at the border…that people will decide to vacation elsewhere. Who could have guessed?
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DiaBrave Sid @diabrave.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30th October 1st
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Baconator @baconator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Interview with Austrian ww2 soldier (1995), where he lays down some hard truths. www.reddit.com/r/interestin...
reddit.com
From the interestingasfuck community on Reddit: Spontaneous 1995 street interview with an Austrian WWII veteran in Vienna
Explore this post and more from the interestingasfuck community
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Baconator @baconator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion...
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The old internet @theoldinternet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Matrix (1999)
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Smartypants @smartypants.dropout.tv · 23/09/2026
All religions SUCK here's why 🧠
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Zack Whittaker @zackwhittaker.com · 30/09/2026
As data breaches go, this is pretty sizable, significant, and also bafflingly bad in terms of time it took to discover and that the stolen data was unencrypted. News of this breach comes weeks after a huge theft of FBI agents' personal data. Bypass for ad-blockers: web.archive.org/web/20260930...
techcrunch.com
Hackers stole millions of US military personnel records during months-long data breach | TechCrunch
The Department of Defense notified millions of current and former U.S. military personnel that their personal information had been stolen in a months-long breach.
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Baconator @baconator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Talk about cake day.
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Great moments in Scottish engineering history: James Watt tries to work out how his phone attaches to his selfie stick.
Statue of James Watt. In his right hand he holds a telescopic stick with a frame at the top; in his left he holds a flat object about the size of a large smartphone. He is scowling at the possibly-not-a-smartphone as if he is tempted to yeet it into the sea. On that basis, it probably _is_ a phone.
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GeorgiaBlue @georgiablue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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onekade @onekade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every company that sells SaaS spyware to cops is currently like oh shit they’re coming for our market share
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Baconator @baconator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dot racing used to be fun...
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Baconator @baconator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Excellent work, should be proud of your accomplishments. Can't wait to see how you improve from here! ...it's gotta be carbonara next, amirite?
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Baconator @baconator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And sometimes, there's bagels.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Fraternity Under Investigation After Forcing Pledges To Volunteer At Soup Kitchen
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John C. Baez @johncarlosbaez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Since I'm sure you don't want chaos, and you want to help end crime in America by letting a private company use AI to track your every motion, I know you won't help any of these organizations.
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
somehow this has only gotten funnier
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Baconator @baconator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Alkaline batteries?
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So lol this is gonna sound crazy but I’m inside a porta potty outside MetLife can you tell me if I’m headed towards the stadium or away
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Baconator @baconator.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Radio sucks now, so I don't listen to that. Youtube sucks now, because 3A (ads/ai/algo). mp3 collection is large and enjoyable, and I listen to that.
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Texans, time to vote like our lives depend on it! Early VOTING in Texas begins October 19. Please check your registration now! Vote in person if you can.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The BEST part of getting old (and there are many) is that you can ABSOLUTELY miss something wildly popular. Zooshas just flying by while you’re admiring someone’s sensible shoes or whatever. Bliss.
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Give A Shift About Nature
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Andy Scollick @andyscollick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Russia said exactly the same about Ukraine in 2014 - just before sending infantry, tank, airborne and air defence units into Ukraine's Donbas in August 2014. Russia said the same thing again about Ukraine in January 2022 - just before attempting the full-scale invasion of Ukraine in February 2022.
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Matthew Todd @matthewtodd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
‘Not acting on climate change means a certain World War in the lifetime of anybody born from now on.’ Scientists explain that climate change is a far bigger threat than governments are telling you:
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Union Thug™️ @theunionthug.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good morning #BlueSky from the nor’easter soaked NYC. 🌧️
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Baconator @baconator.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Targeting penalties on scholarship athletes should result in the scholarship being withdrawn.
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