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Azure Jane Lunatic

@azurelunatic.bsky.social
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Azz for short. Multi-field dilettante, writer, crocheter, hobbyist, chatterbox. Former professional squeaky wheel. I bump into things and find bugs. Alaska-grown, previously of Greater SF Bay Area, PNW-er. They/them.

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Kate Compton @galaxykate.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs) Good tech. Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales) Bad tech.
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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SWOP Behind Bars @swopbehindbars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Seven women are now at the center of this investigation. Five may be dead. No final account has been established. We should not need a million files, a room full of chemicals, and the possibility of a serial killer before missing women become visible. www.swopbehindbars.org/post/seven-w...
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Seven Women Were Missing. Why Did It Take a House Full of Evidence to Make Them Visible?
The unfolding Philadelphia investigation is not yet a solved serial-killer case. It is already a warning about whose disappearances are treated as urgent - and whose are allowed to become background n...
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SWOP Behind Bars @swopbehindbars.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We try to post threads because we know not everyone will click links. This is one of those threads, please read it, but please also click the link and read the entire piece. We have been watching this story unfold but haven't seen much media traction. There is a serial killer in Philadelphia.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
boss makes a dollar, i make a dime that's why i toss the durian on company time
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Elk have been so prolific at damaging cars that a local body shop has apparently been much busier this year."
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Move Over Neil The Seal — An Elk Named 'Smash' Declares War On Cars - Jalopnik
Instead of being obsessed with traffic cones like Neil is, this massive elk in Colorado has a real problem with anything on four wheels.
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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 26/09/2026
A #BlueskyLullaby for tonight: Since yesterday would have been the 90th birthday of the late Jim Henson, and since today marks one month since Dolly Parton died, here they are singing a duet (with Henson voicing Kermit the Frog) on Dolly's variety show in 1987. See you around.
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Dolly Parton & Kermit The Frog – “Everyday People” from 'Dolly' episode 5 (1987)
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bless the memory of Stanislav Yevgrafovich, the Man Who Saved the World. At a moment when it mattered, he chose humanity.
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Azure Jane Lunatic @azurelunatic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is, in fact, how I discovered @diane.dianeduane.com and GNU John M. Ford. So it's possible, but are you, young writer, a Diane Duane or John M. Ford?
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Global Museum @globalmuseum.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The urge to keep all the tabs open is not a recent thing. Pictured: a 300-year-old library tool that enabled a researcher to have seven books open at once, yet conveniently nearby (Palafoxiana Library, Puebla) @unmlawlibrary #globalmuseum #library #libraries #reading #history
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Azure Jane Lunatic @azurelunatic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Day 2 of my quarterly pillbox filling marathon. Going in with the last bits of Dark Force Rising on audio (via Libby, of course #libraries)
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Carrie Sage @carriethesage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yellface: never never never
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Azure Jane Lunatic @azurelunatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The character "Spigot" from Jerk City is a beatnik type, wearing a black turtleneck, dark Lennon glasses, and a black beret. He sports shaggy hair and a long goatee.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why ben thei so numerous The songes about rainbowes And what ys on the othir syde? "Rainbowes are visiounes Yet onlye illusiounes, And rainbowes have no thynge to hyde."
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ainsley @ainsleybee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fascinating story about apples and American history
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Explaincars Drama: know your ICAO threat levels, which go from 1-4, 4 being the worst. Level 1 — Disruptive behavior (verbal); Level 2 — Physically abusive behavior; Level 3 — Life-threatening behavior (or display of a weapon); Level 4 — Attempted or actual breach of the flight crew compartment.
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Sarah Tuttle @niais.cryptoanarchy.network · 25/09/2026
IN MINNESOTA.
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Azure Jane Lunatic @azurelunatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This evening I presented Belovedest with the three squares left of a nice chocolate bar, partly melted. "It's my fault, but you're the one who slept on it," I clarified. (Have I mentioned that we've been together for ten years since June?)
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Azure Jane Lunatic @azurelunatic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yellface does Not Enjoy "Mr. Capgras Encounters a Second-Hand Vanity". She left the room when I started blasting it, and came back the instant the player went to commercial. @carriethesage.bsky.social
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Megan @corbiecore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@rahaeli.bsky.social DW made it to a mention in the Jeopardy app yesterday!
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jadelennox @jadelennox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This. I don't care if your chatbot—or driverless car or automated drone targeting system or Officer Friendly the robot murder puppy—has perfectly coded morals. I care that a human being with authority can be convicted of a crime when someone dies. (Or when something is hacked, attacked, or robbed.)
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The three horsemen of every internet outage are DNS, BGP, and the Greater North American Cable Seeking Backhoe
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Kasey Kagawa @punkey.org · 21/09/2026
Paging @rahaeli.bsky.social your child has done it again
A side by side meme. The upper caption stretching across both images is "WHO WOULD WIN?" The left photo is a stock photo showing a Black man working at a laptop with an external monitor above it and a second laptop next to it, all three screens showing Very Important Terminal Code that he's staring intently at with his hands on the keyboard, captioned "multiple redundant systems designed by advanced engineering teams". The right is a yellow JCB backhoe being operated by someone in shadow, perched next to a pile of dirt and in the process of digging up more, captioned "One scrapey boi".
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have found the single reason that could unite most of Bluesky into agreeing Kamala Harris should actually run for president again in 2028 after all www.cnn.com/2026/09/14/p...
Top of mind for Newsom is whether he runs for president in 2028. One of the key parts of that is who else is running, including his fellow San Francisco Democrat, former Vice President Kamala Harris.

“I don’t know if she runs, but we’ll see,” Newsom told me. “I wouldn’t run if she ran.”
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Lane Stellmaker @hipcrimevocab.net · 16/09/2026
The fact that an LLM sounds like a person in a chat window with you does not indicate that it is actually conscious. The fact it can "learn" (assemble new data out of a given data set) is not evidence of consciousness, and if you think that's how human minds work, there's a lot of reading you need.
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Nora Bombay @norabombay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
At this point having every AI person in the country join a sex cult based on "Slave Bear of Carealot" or "Houseplants of Gor" would probably be an improvement. Gor Houseplants don't worship Ayn Rand.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US
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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Another way to commemorate 9/11 would be to not do any of this
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jenny (phire) @phirephoenix.com · 08/09/2026
I've looked at literally thousands of online event listings over the past year and a half and now I have Opinions™ about how they should be structured, perhaps you would be interested in these if you also run events or you just enjoy a slightly exasperated blog post phirephoenix.com/blog/2026-09...
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things I wish every event organizer would do for their event listings
Hello yes, I am aware that it’s been almost a full year since the last post. This is largely because running Show Up Toronto and writing a newsletter for it every week takes a lot of time and energy. ...
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 08/09/2026
I have received news of a perfectly named cafe located on the waterfront of Nova Scotia's capital, if you know what I mean
"Broken Man cafe" sign on a big plate glass window, through which one can see cafe tables and chairs and backs of people's heads. In the distance, a sign indicates that this is Pier 22 on the Halifax waterfront
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matthew green @mrgtwentythree.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
New swear unlocked everybody
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obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"
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this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 08/09/2026
The proto-Effin’ Birds was my Tumblr “Swear Trek”. It opened a lot of doors for me and I wouldn’t be where I am today without it. I don’t have plans to revive it (one daily comic is enough work), just wanted to thank it for getting me here on this 60th anniversary of Star Trek.
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'll tell trans folks the same thing I told furries a couple weeks ago. Take this advice from an ex-reporter of 15 years. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
can you imagine plotting this and being like "ok i need more yellow, what category can i half-ass at this fair"
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Jenny's House @uncleshady777.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ninja chef skills.
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Jed (they/them) @ohshitcircuit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@hockeybabbler.bsky.social @wotcmatt.bsky.social @fiverandomsongs.com idek who's there this year but if anyone knows someone who might be please tag them, it would be REALLY BAD to not find these meds today
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Jed (they/them) @ohshitcircuit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
URGENT: if anyone is at PAX or knows someone at PAX who can check the lost and found for me, someone close to me is missing a bag containing medication that is dangerous to miss a dose of. I will drive there if I have to but parking is gonna be disgusting
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 06/09/2026
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you ever have a piece of bread that's so good you understand the plot of les miserables?
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opposite energy from tasting turkish delights for the first time and wondering wtf was edmund on
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Edmund was on WWIl sugar rationing.
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#edmund was right yall are just eating shit turkish delight
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’ll take: Things you don’t see on Bluesky for $1,000, Ken…
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 05/09/2026
Sack 'em all. Literally all Trump appointees. Kick 'em all out.
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
*This* is the mirror universe. *We* are the Terran Empire. Jesus christ what has Q done this time
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Messier Object 44 @messierobject44.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I used to work at the BIA office in Delaware, the landscaping right outside the door was FULL OF KNIVES, and occasionally brass knuckles and other hazards to navigation. Back then it was only in response to random pat-downs, but it will never not be hilarious.
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Shoo, Dagnabbit @ofwithye-go-on-git.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Rabies facts & safety protocol reminders: Treat *ALL* encounters with rabid animals as exposure. It can develop between days or months. Contact your county health department as they can provide Post-Exposure Prophylactic vaccinations at a greatly reduced rate if you are uninsured or underinsured.
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Azure Jane Lunatic @azurelunatic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Did my best to preserve some of the soap opera.
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Victoria Strauss @victoriastrauss.com · 04/09/2026
New #WriterBeware blog post: The process of resolving disagreements between claimants in the Anthropic copyright settlement has begun, and there are...problems. A look at what's been reported to me, and advice on what to do. Whew. It's been a busy couple of days. writerbeware.blog/2026/09/04/a...
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Anthropic Copyright Settlement: Publishers Are Making Incorrect Claims on Authors' Payouts - Writer Beware
This week, many authors who are part of the Anthropic copyright class action settlement began receiving notices like this one: Upon accessing the portal (which doesn’t seem to have a formal name, so I...
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Be the weirde noyses you wisshe to heare yn the forest
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Kiana Mai @kianamai.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
FULLY ANIMATED EPISODE 1 IS OUT NOWWWW 🌟 youtu.be/6_7L80WaIuU?...
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Pretty Pretty Please I Don’t Want to be a Magical Girl (EP.01 ANIMATED)
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
DON'T WEAR THE EATING DISORDER SURVEILLANCE JEWELRY
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I have known many trans kids (and cis kids who needed procedures that would fall under "gender-affirming care"). None of them have suffered harmful consequences for getting the care they needed. The harmful consequence for having that care denied is frequently death.
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