jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 2hwe're in X-Files s6, Two Fathers/One Son. questions: 1. Do we think Krycek was actually trying to give Agent Spender a recruitment speech, or drive a wedge between him and CSM? it's hard for me to believe he has any admiration for CSM. spouse suggested he was told to do the recruitment speech but— 100
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 9hit's cold and I'm tired so I don't wanna do anything, but I'm failing to go back to sleep so I'm bored and frustrated  010
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 11hin the land of hmm not sure how i feel about the surveillance state, my therapist says we have to be on the call at least 40 min because the insurance is auditing and refusing to pay for shorter calls. so like if i'm a couple minutes late logging on we gotta stay longer at the end or he's not paid 460
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 29/09/2026translation: diabetes drug being tested in type 2 diabetics was highly successful at treating diabetes, also caused weight loss every time you read about GLP-1s please remember they were originally for, and are great at, controlling blood sugar in type 2 diabetes 0101
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 29/09/2026guy in front of me in line at restaurant has a t-shirt tucked into pants but in a way that i'm like, did you tuck your shirt into your buttcrack? why is tour shirt fanned from the center of your lower back like that? 130
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 29/09/2026to do tomorrow: dishes bed linens laundry migration project correspondence 110
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Wait, I just realized both Skinner and Mulder have Scully as an emergency contact, how was this fandom not shipping poly spouse: because no one wants to ship skinner? me: oh honey. mulder/skinner was a popular slash pairing. 4170
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 29/09/2026is there a fandom for The Memory Police? i'd really like to read meta about who or what was causing it and why. watsonian or like, a doylist discussion of metaphors 000
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 29/09/2026why am i being followed by multiple engagement farming accounts today 010
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 28/09/2026sigh, i didn't even nap today but i still can't brain off at three am to sleep 030
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 28/09/2026ugh i guess the adhd med is working there's an upcoming responsibility i WISH could slip my mind and i just keep remembering it 050
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 28/09/2026my cat longs to use my tits for a pillow, but when I'm sitting up and not wearing a bra they're inadequately supportive. I just hiked my leg up so she can sit how she wants to sit. 050
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 27/09/2026chronic illness convo: i was trying to explain my frustration about my inability to recover to my mom and me: I just feel like... her: (sympathetically) you should be able to do everything you used to do? me: no! like i do the LITTLEST thing and it's too much!! 080
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the bowling ball that likes to sleep on me is a furnace 040
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 27/09/2026my spouse finally recognized an x-files guest star. They recognized Bruce Campbell as "that guy from burn notice" 1120
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 26/09/2026hooray I accomplished a hardware thing in the closet that I've been meaning to do for a month & hadn't gotten around to, by dint of my spouse sitting in the room while I did it & also taking a shelf out to shorten it with a hacksaw because I was like I'm already out of breath from unscrewing things 170
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 26/09/2026why am i so tired i didn't go out today and took a long nap (self, your timelines have to be longer. you did a vet trip yesterday and pushed yourself for last swim lesson on weds. after having an insomnia spiral earlier in the week. of course you're tired.) 040
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 26/09/2026my cat keeps pinning me to the bed. darling i must eat 070
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 25/09/2026hm ok fascinating my phone has vanished (it's probably down the side of the bed i don't want to ping it while spouse is asleep) currently on ipad which is less than ideal. the keyboard is dead and i can't lay hand on an old fashioned micro usb charger, and my earbuds are aggressively bt'd to phone 210
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 25/09/2026@anatsuno.bsky.social i canceled my friday thing you wanna watch something when i get up? 110
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 24/09/2026of course i feel better it's raining if we decide we need to flee to canada i gotta pitch vancouver to spouse 141
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 24/09/2026so what do you do with a live mouse? My cat caught a mouse and she came to show it to me but she hadn't killed it so it scampered away so she's working on re-catching it and if she comes to me again, what do I do?  210
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 23/09/2026does anyone have predictions on gas prices? i have to buy some but like. any chance that if i buy half a tank it'll be cheaper in a couple weeks? 200
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it's impossible to get my spouse yo recognize a gimmick special guest star episode of the x-files they don't even know who lily tomlin is 160
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I was up all night and then slept all day and had a dream that was like. annoyingly cogent. I was writing a script and there was some other woman who was super excited and we seemed to jibe so I was gonna work with her and gave her the script to read and she was reading it and making notes and 130
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 23/09/2026my cat laid on top of me and fully zonked. her little legs are dream-twitching 170
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 22/09/2026heyo my escape artist cat gave herself worms which i found out by seeing one wiggling outta her butt at 3 in the morning i have not slept since! it sucks! HOW is she gaining weight. 160
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 22/09/2026apparently my cat has been hunting, spouse thinks we have a mouse if any of our cats could catch it would be the one who was on her own for two months and came to the shelter round i hope this also means she will eat it and not bring me a gift 130
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 22/09/2026constipation is deeply uncomfortable i'd rather have diarrhea tbh btw we have a prayer for this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asher_y...en.wikipedia.orgAsher yatzar - Wikipedia 170
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 22/09/2026ok the fadeout where the page asks you to subscribe is amazing 140
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 21/09/2026ugh i don't wanna get up. do wanna do stuff but don't wanna get up 140
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 21/09/2026watching the beginning of x-files "dreamland" and with the opening shot with the smoking, wondering if the bodyswap was originally conceived with the cigarette smoking man in mind but then changed because they couldn't work out how to maintain the mystery if mulder got that access 000
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 21/09/2026in an interesting turn of events I had to negotiate with my cat to get out of bed—when I told cat I wanted to get up she just repositioned herself on me but when I told her I wanted to eat food, she hopped off I have to tell her the why and she has to approve  170
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 20/09/2026huh trader joe's sells this little packet of "protein pancakes" (which are incidentally gluten free) and i git them out of curiosity and then left them in the fridge like 3 weeks and i heated them up today expecting staleness or weird texture from recipe or my neglect, but they are good and tender 130
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 20/09/2026the cat has come to wake me with sitting on me. a slightly counterproductive strategy as i'm less likely to get up and feed her when she seems entirely comfortable pinning me down. we've been here for over an hour. 031
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 20/09/2026is there something i'm missing in @libbyapp.com why can't I see ISBNs 100
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 20/09/2026given how my health has been, i would probably be this tired even if i hadn't spent four ish hours watching critrole today, but my brain is stubbornly trying to form a pattern with a causation between how i feel and what i did (lay in bed mostly listening to a thing, playing clicky games) 120
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 19/09/2026why is it when i finish a book before midnight--or even shortly after--I cannot then simply go to bed, i need like four more hours to wind down and/or start another book?? 140
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the other pronoun labeler stopped working & is not maintained (you can't use it to add pronouns to your account now, but existing ones are still displayed) this one seems to be currently operating 010
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 18/09/2026x-files has finally completely broken my suspension of disbelief the idea that an alien lifeform would need to go to a nuclear reactor for heat in PHOENIX, ARIZONA 370
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 18/09/2026in other news the cat spent a higher than usual proportion of last night and today on top of me and i'm forced to wonder does she understand enough english that she's fulfilling my request for snuggles yesterday, or is she concerned about me for some reason 180
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 18/09/2026wild. i have a headache that seems centered on my weird forehead lump and against all better judgement i searched the internet and results suggest it's NOT cancer 160
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 16/09/2026i feel bad like i couldn't sleep and then had Side Effect crap, which is standard "how my body crashes," but also I'm cold (spouse tells me the weather's the same, it's just me) and my blood sugar was elevated while i was having side effects which is a thing that can happen if you have an infection 120
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 16/09/2026watching Mulder compulsively eating sunflower seeds and thinking about my experience of the nineties, he should have been a smoker but they were drawing a deliberate good guy/bad guy line with cigarettes 050
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 16/09/2026hunted down the 1998 x-files film (it is not on hulu like the rest of the series) and am crushed it came out 6 years too early for the alien vs caveman joke i wanted to make spouse: so is the black oil a parasite? terminator goo? me: i think the comparison you want is Venom 340
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I wanna get up and eat something, but the cat is sitting on me. Unsure if I should take this as Cat believes I am furniture or Cat believes I should stay the fuck in bed.  160
Reposted by jmtorresSchmidt Ocean Institute @schmidtocean.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A newly discovered deep-sea coral solves 100-year-old mystery! Meet Paragorgia quitinosa, a bubblegum coral that can grow taller than a 2-story building — w/NO internal skeleton. Scientists have wondered for over a century: how? The answer: chitin. Read the paper: www.nature.com/articles/s41... 519454
jmtorres @jmtorres.bsky.social · 15/09/2026boy oh boy i hope no one on my skyline is spouting dogwhistles today 010