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Aziraphale

@aziraphalesshop.bsky.social
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He/Him 44 Stagehand, maker, rennie, nerd. I sell swords as a side hustle.

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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands."
- ANTHONY BOURDAIN -
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Desert Bus for Hope 🚌 #DB2026 OCTOBER 23rd @desertbus.org · 10/10/2026
T-minus two weeks until #DB2026! The tip-top training continues.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tweet from Steven (with a ph) (@SJKSalisbury):

[Googling instructions for disarming a bomb] 
For me, disarming bombs is indelibly linked to afternoons spent in my grandmother's kitchen, watching her carefully iron the parchment paper that the nitroglycerin came bound in (to be reused at Christm
[Hurried scrolling]
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Elon Musk is bankrolling an ad campaign to get you to check your voter registration through an innocent-sounding website. But his real goal is to collect and sell your personal data to advertising companies, Big Tech, and other Republican PACs.
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The hidden dangers of Musk’s votesafe.org
The slick voter registration website, currently being promoted to millions of people, is a digital surveillance machine.
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Eric Malcolm @ericmalcolm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Others have said it previously, but I love how this promotional image from the 1990 Stephen King's IT looks like a prestige drama courtroom show, that just so also happens to involve a clown.
The cast of Tommy Lee Wallace's IT miniseries (1990)
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 07/08/2026
Fake album cover i made with a generator

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL 4'33" OF TOTAL SILENCE
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Aziraphale @aziraphalesshop.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
@stabbytabby.bsky.social If you are still contemplating watching through Babylon 5, it will be coming to Youtube starting this month. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQXZ... Hopefully in good quality, and hopefully without spoilers.
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Full Episode Announcement! | Babylon 5
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elliott junkyard 🌱 @elliottjunkyard.northsky.social · 19/07/2026
the "always has been" meme: astronaut 1 says "the point of AI is to take literacy away from the working class?", astronaut 2 says "always has been"
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The "Jason figured it out meme" from the Goodplace, but the captions are:

LinkedIn figured it out?

LinkedIn?  This is a real low point.
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Veerender Singh Jubbal @veerenderjubbal.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sam Altman
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cool use case of chatgpt work i heard last night:
connect your family calendars and explain your kids' interests.
every morning for the drive to school, have it make a podcast that talks about one kid's soccer game that afternoon, one kid's upcoming birthday, some news, etc.
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What if you just talked to your children
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Blake C. Stacey @blakestacey.myatproto.social · 30/07/2026
me: [sobbing] England, you can't just call everything a pudding J. J. Thomson: [points at atom] pudding
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Doctors TARDIS @doctorstardis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Parents For Future #EndFossilFuels 🪧🛢️❌ @parentsforfuture.de · 17/07/2026
"Anything that can't go on forever eventually stops." - @doctorow.pluralistic.net
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This video clip of a swan landing on a lake is best enjoyed with AUDIO ON. Mute swans (Cygnus olor) are among the heaviest flying birds & require a long runway, which means we get the majestic approach, a few furious moments of webbed feet slapping on water, then the majestic splashdown.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 08/07/2026
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WeWork becomes biggest private office tenant in
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By Christin Bryan • 4 min read • September 17, 2018
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i find it very funny that, canonically, the last character in this comic strip would be required by his belief system to murder you the instant you admitted to having used any kind of AI for any purpose
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 03/07/2026
Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them
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I Liv, I Die, Oliviagain Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This is literally why there's a bipartisan effort to remove internet access from young people. It's an attack on queer people, leftists, and anyone who questions authority. They don't want our children finding out that MLK and Frida Kahlo were socialists or that Stonewall was a riot.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/06/2026
ok this one got me
reflecting pool full of green slime and barrels and you're carrying a crowbar in the style of Half Life
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Haven’t posted this in awhile… Feels right. #Caturday
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Mossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Welcome to Taskmaster!!! Would you like to play a game?
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Nobody expects anything of, say, the New York Post, which is why you mock them but their bullshit doesn’t upset you. The New York Times is capable of speaking plainly, like this, which is why it’s upsetting when its frequent circumlocutions protect Trump.
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Aziraphale @aziraphalesshop.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Many sword!
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
GW never said this and neither did anybody else. The only official symbolism in the Flag Resolution is the stars are "representing a new constellation." The rest is just an iteration on the Red Ensign, and likely the East India Company's white stripes on it. The colors have no particular meaning.

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"We take the stars from heaven, the red from our mother country, separating it by white stripes, thus showing that we have separated from her, and the white stripes shall go down to posterity, representing our liberty." —George Washington
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Pope of Gremlings and Things that Scuttle @jotyler.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
🎨 💸 🌟 I'm now available for commissions through VGen! Help me get verified by commissioning me! (also to help make sure I set everything up right XD) vgen.co/jotyler #CommissionsOpen #VGen #ArtistsOnBluesky
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Check out JoTyler's commissions and portfolio! | Jo is an autistic gremlin who lives in a cave ...
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
So THAT’S why Trump became a Republican
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Aziraphale @aziraphalesshop.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Wholesome entertainment. www.youtube.com/live/aAhm880...
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LIVE: See Donald Trump’s name come off the Kennedy Center as it happens
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Two women doing yoga lose it while Corgi gives man the runaround Original post
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Valkyrie Thunderbitch @valkyrieladyk.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
You used to be able to google the time of the sunset, and Google would give you the exact time right on top every single time. Thankfully, with artificial intelligence, you can now ask Google what time the sun will set and it will conveniently tell you "I don't know."
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twunktrapped by a 👻 @twunktrap.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
"You’re going to get left behind if you don’t use AI.” Leave me then. Leave me with my critical thinking skills, my ability to read and write long-form, and books without needing AI summaries.
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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
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Melociraptor @likeshine.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Been thinking about this Tweet a lot lately...
a tweet that says "oh poor baby do you need the robot to make you pictures?" and other insulting things to AI users
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I DON'T WANT THAT
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/05/2026
GILLIBRAND: How did we bomb 22 schools? COOPER: There's no indication we have G: So how do you explain publicly available information that 22 schools have been hit and multiple hospitals? C: There's no way we can corroborate that G: Have you investigated those claims? C: We have not
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Morning Kitten “The perfect box does not exis—“
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Aziraphale @aziraphalesshop.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Hey @loadingreadyrun.com, apparently NY state is making merch for you guys now. Seen in the wild. Excelsior!
The first half of a NY State license plate reading L R R.
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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 11/05/2026
We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Jenna @thesleepysuccubus.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
JUST FYI - - I ❤️ vaccines - I support abortion rights - I do NOT support religion in politics or medicine - Autism is NOT a disease - Masturbation is healthy - Trans ppl deserve to exist and do whatever they want with THEIR OWN bodies - ‘Sinning’ is a made up concept, it’s not real
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Aziraphale @aziraphalesshop.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This one's mandatory right? pixelframe.design/burger-king-...
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
"are we just being pricks?"
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liz ten eleven @selectric.space · 05/05/2026
tramp stamp idea
the side of a TTX boxcar, with the slogan “next load any road”
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Liam Hogan @liamjhogan.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Guess what Trump did to this solar panel recylcling factory? Go on, guess! Yup. He closed it. Which, as Cory pointed out, means the US will be paying other countries to recycle its solar, and then paying other countries to buy back the more efficient panels made from those recycled materials.
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KatOtis! @kat-otis.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Gee, thanks "teach the dems a lesson voters." 😡😡😡😡
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