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@twunktrap.bsky.social
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📍San Francisco Windsurfer and surfer guy🏄‍♂️ 🌈☀️ I also love Piano 🎹 and electric guitar🎸 skateboarding 🛹 photography and art 🖼️ Vers-oracle + Dark Humor + Satire + parody + jokes

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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 1h
The couch is always hideous
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 1h
Another depressing night
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Brawl🦊 @cantaffordbrent.bsky.social · 5h
Interviewing the hookup afterward:
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 12h
Taylor Swift’s song lyrics
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🥊 @querelleofbros.bsky.social · 13h
bring this shit back i am no longer joking. would rather listen to a 56K modem screech for 4 hours than see 1 more AI slop image
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Celine Dion giving birth to Jessie J
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m gay and scared!!!
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My ass cheek
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hope I look as hot as him at 32
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This meat is
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why should I like edging? I’m on the edge everyday and I don’t like it. Smh
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
UC Berkeley students on a game night:
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me after getting kicked out of my hookup’s place because while I was driving 45 mins, his recently ex-bf called him and they were already back together by the time I got there🤡🤡🤡
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Calisthenics on the couch arms
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think I’m an outcast on this app because apparently everyone is 30+ years old. As a 28.87 year old, I am just too young to be here.
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wanna be him
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Vers guys be like:
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All day everyday, I am…
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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自由と正義のRainbow Cleric 🏳️‍🌈🇯🇵 @reinbowcleric.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Victorian era sluts:
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is Taylor Swift paying people money to like the songs? If yes, I want in. How much is she paying? There is no other explanation.
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Over because why am I wiping the wall while trying to get some toilet paper
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
An average day in 2016
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s Monday again and I had ZERO vacations this year.
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
British men are so hot. I wish they were real because this is how I’d act around them🤣
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gay voice is out of control!
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Taint McGape @dandyballs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How I am feeelimg on this fine morning
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My w*rk day
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
None of my neighbors are moaning. Recession sign. Nobody is fucking except the gays.
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
StockHOElmmmm, Sweeeeeden 👁️🫦👁️
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Slayyyter and @lerrrgan.bsky.social have the same amount of duplicated letters 🌈
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The coldest fall season ever. Fuckk. I didn’t even have my summer vacation. The worst year ever.
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll.
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ahhh my daily announcement
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lil adam @liladam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t think I am able to enjoy a gay party unless I go with someone else who really wants to be there and can like extract the joy from my deepest well. I can’t self manifest without a designated Party Person.
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gay voice is out of control!
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I haven’t gone to the gym for a week. I have been also eating pizza and chocolate croissants.
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
may ur stress turn into a fart and leave ur body
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just paid $101.85 for a full tank of gas. 💀
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Skincare routine starts with LA ROCHE POOOOSSSAAYYYYYYYYY
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🚨Twink alarm
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
💩ing their lube
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Late cumer
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The driver after all of his friends are drunk except him
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Throwback to… when Fergie couldn’t hit it😭
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
can you imagine 35 years from now, having millennial grandparents and they’re just like “lmaoooo” in the family group chat?
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When a gay guy can’t serve
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✨ @twunktrap.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I
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