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Bougie, valid. ALA's "Most Inspirational Pinata" 2018. "If you ever go into the UVA library remember to be quiet or this guy will kick yer ass." - antifawatch dot net. He/him. Views expressed here are not necessarily those of UVA.

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Ted Cruz called the FBI on me @weareronin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This little suggestion on top of my hamburger helper box is how I know we are about to have a Great
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TRY WITH
HOT DOGS
INSTEAD OF GROUND BEEF
TRY WITH
HOT DOGS
INSTEAD OF GROUND BEEF
HAMBURGER
HELPER
CHEESEBURGER MACARONI
WITH REAL CHEESE
PER US CUP AS PACKAGED
NET WIT 550Z (1559)
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Streetwise, Cville Safety Cat: Interested Female Vocalists Write @averysafecat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am IMPORTING SAMBLES to SCRAMPLE at tonight's TOKYO ROSE exhibition opening at INFINITE REPEATS at which GRAND BANKS will "PLAY" various THRENODIES and DIVERTISSMENTS do not miss it or I will scream this post through your mail slot or if you have no mail slot your mother's
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Streetwise, Cville Safety Cat: Interested Female Vocalists Write @averysafecat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When you are appreciating a post by a noted funnypost-maker who posts in a certain style, do not reply to the post in that style. You don't leap up on Rodney Dangerfield's stage and start talking about your wife. We are professionals here. Act like it!
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Streetwise, Cville Safety Cat: Interested Female Vocalists Write @averysafecat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An obligation to protect an American citizen from the American president.
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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THIS MORTAL COIL IT'LL END IN TEARS
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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CHAKA KHAN I FEEL FOR YOU LP
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John Garrison Marks @johngmarks.com · 01/10/2026
To lose visitors in the year you HOST THE WORLD CUP and celebrate a big anniversary is truly incredible.
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
in retrospect, we probably should’ve unionized during the posters strike
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Streetwise, Cville Safety Cat: Interested Female Vocalists Write @averysafecat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tomorrow night at Infinite Repeats, come celebrate the space that for seven or eight years was the center of the universe. Lots of people there that everybody knows. Grand Banks played there, and will play tomorrow night as well. Time is a flat circle and we're all still here.
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Streetwise, Cville Safety Cat: Interested Female Vocalists Write @averysafecat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I get it… musique d’ameublement and all that… but this asshole (and he is, he is a soulless monster’s asshole) wouldn’t know why one listens to music or anything else.
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The Swamp Wytch @theswampwytch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Georgia's "Nessie" is called Altamaha-ha. Said to be a quite large & long creature, Altamaha-ha has been seen in the Darien coastal region & elsewhere in McIntosh County. #WyrdWednesday #Georgia #Cryptid en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altamah...
Artist rendering of what Altamaha-ha may look like, based on accounts.

ARTIST: Rick Spears
From the book: "Tales of the Cryptids: Mysterious Creatures That May or May Not Exist" by:  Kelly Milner Halls, Rick Spears, Roxyanne Young, Darby Creek Publishing, 2006"
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Streetwise, Cville Safety Cat: Interested Female Vocalists Write @averysafecat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is darkly hilarious. That having been said, you don't have to hand it to Third Way.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid
senator schmitt and his two idiot staffers after making a generational fuck up
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Streetwise, Cville Safety Cat: Interested Female Vocalists Write @averysafecat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Listening to Chuck Grassley damages the brain.
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Streetwise, Cville Safety Cat: Interested Female Vocalists Write @averysafecat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We come to the Internet to be with our friends. To ask questions… and to have our questions answered.
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Birmingham 81 @birmingham81.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remembering Trish Keenan on her birthday youtu.be/hQv1ox13WQc
youtu.be
Broadcast - Come On Let's Go / Unchanging Window / Chord Simple - 20 May 2000
YouTube video by city worker
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every college in this country decided that expelling and/or sending the police to beat the shit out of their own students for the crime of being opposed to genocide was their top priority. That and giving Trump complete control of what they teach. Contrast that with how they treat rapists.
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Streetwise, Cville Safety Cat: Interested Female Vocalists Write @averysafecat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hm? Oh yes, of course, of course. Yes. Sell arms to China. Look, he just wants to impress his friends. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/27/u...
nytimes.com
Trump Offered to Sell Arms to China, U.S. Ambassador Says (Gift Article)
President Trump made the offer to Xi Jinping, China’s leader, said David Perdue, the ambassador to China. The White House later said the U.S. had no plans for such a sale.
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Dr Jo Edge 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @hagenilda.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This University has just shut down all undergraduate Humanities degrees, including History, where we had some amazing modules on Black and African History for first years. 🤡
Email subject: Development at Herts: Support through change | Career growth | Black History Month
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
i wonder who was the first person in history to stand in an opera house's catwalk and think "you could do some sick sniper shit from up here"
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Davis @davisqueue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A week away. I think @averysafecat.bsky.social and I are gonna have whole new levels of murk for this one. Will it be the murkiest Grand Banks set ever? Hard to say, but there will be primo murk regardless.
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m sorry, what? This piece was not a joint publication/ reporting job (as some are). It was @propublica’s alone and the Times followed with a summary. This is so indicative of NYT. If they don’t ignore proper credit, they just go for stolen valor.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 26/09/2026
I have been cracking up at this meme all day
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Streetwise, Cville Safety Cat: Interested Female Vocalists Write @averysafecat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Peter Thiel and the rest of the smartest little guys in the ballpit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y43...
youtube.com
Revenge of the Nerds 2 - Ogre: what if C A T really spelled dog
YouTube video by Shooter McGavin
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Streetwise, Cville Safety Cat: Interested Female Vocalists Write @averysafecat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why should any country? Why should the UN?
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Jordan Perry @gorgonparis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Stoked to be sharing a bill with Old Saw at Sage Bird Cider in Harrisonburg Va on 9.27. See you there! lobbyartrecs.bandcamp.com/album/the-wr...
lobbyartrecs.bandcamp.com
The Wringing Cloth, by Old Saw
12 track album
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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OMD ENOLA GAY
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Streetwise, Cville Safety Cat: Interested Female Vocalists Write @averysafecat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"This is the helipad which I had, which I built. It can hold many helicopters. Many are saying it is the most opulent helicopter palace, pad." "Yes." "It can hold our beautiful helicopters. The marble cost 75 million of our powerful dollars." "Won't the marble crack." "... The marble is expensive."
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Streetwise, Cville Safety Cat: Interested Female Vocalists Write @averysafecat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Flannel’s back on the menu, boys.
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Streetwise, Cville Safety Cat: Interested Female Vocalists Write @averysafecat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think that some band with Davis and I opened for 25% of the shows for a good three or four years. We ALWAYS opened for Oneida. Jesus, they're good people.
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Streetwise, Cville Safety Cat: Interested Female Vocalists Write @averysafecat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I booked it for a bit, and made a lot of posters. I have a zip disc with them. I have no zip disc drive, nor do I have a computer that will run Quark or whatever came after Quark, I don't remember. But it was one of the best times of my life, and I met some of the best people ever.
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Streetwise, Cville Safety Cat: Interested Female Vocalists Write @averysafecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One day I'll be reunited with my beloved clip of the woman clogging to "Kiss Them For Me", but until then, this is a worthy replacement.
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Streetwise, Cville Safety Cat: Interested Female Vocalists Write @averysafecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Before you ask, yes, a bear did write the article.
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Streetwise, Cville Safety Cat: Interested Female Vocalists Write @averysafecat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Was just reminded that there's a Senator Tommy and if you are old enough to be a senator then you are old enough not to be called 'Tommy'.
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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 23/09/2026
I gave to wonder how many other members of Congress and Supreme Court Justices Trump has kompromat about. I have to assume Patel is stopping other cases just before charging the targets, and bringing them to Trump.
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Streetwise, Cville Safety Cat: Interested Female Vocalists Write @averysafecat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There can be no worse PR for AI than a man most of the world knows to be one of history’s dumbest major leaders of all time caping so lamely for it.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have not responded to the email that you sent me and which you probably spent awhile writing Forgive me it was so long and my executive functioning is completely shot
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
why do instagram stories that mention me have to be sent to me like a DM that expires anyway after a day. no one answer me
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Streetwise, Cville Safety Cat: Interested Female Vocalists Write @averysafecat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Grand Banks has blazed this trail for 25 years or more, and we will continue staggering towards the clumsy but heartfelt horizon.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tom Brady yelled ABSOLUTE PISS MISSILE at the top of his lungs just now
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Streetwise, Cville Safety Cat: Interested Female Vocalists Write @averysafecat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I sincerely hope to God there's actual people there with overrides because I trust Trump's FAA exactly zero trust points to not do some kind of weird crap when Trump declares whatever emergency he's planning on making up.
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Streetwise, Cville Safety Cat: Interested Female Vocalists Write @averysafecat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There is never any reason at all to refer to or perceive anything with the "Meidas Touch" brand.
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Streetwise, Cville Safety Cat: Interested Female Vocalists Write @averysafecat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Replace the word 'Hoax' with 'Smurf' for hours of end times laffs, each one more ragged than the last Rural America Can't Live Without NPR Smurf The All-White Trump Party Smurf Arlington Cemetery Smurf NASCAR Noose Smurf Georgia Jim Crow 2.0 Smurf
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
bootlicking will not save you.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Streetwise, Cville Safety Cat: Interested Female Vocalists Write @averysafecat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He was so close to actually making a real joke but then he had one of his ‘please Sir’ asides.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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