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nonbinary, neurodivergent, haunted. they/them.

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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 4h
or, like, the way you respect the principal in grade school because you kind of have to, even when you have a sneaking suspicion they don't deserve it as much as all the teachers act like they do
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 4h
idk, perhaps it is I who am reading the room wrong here, but the idea of the supreme court as the moral authority of the country always felt to me like less like a passionate belief and more like something the general public kind of politely nodded along with out of habit
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 4h
they are not elected by the public, they do not explain their decisions to the public, they do not pretend even a little bit to be accountable to the public, and they do not perform their pomp and circumstance for the public even as much as the other 2 branches do
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 4h
like, even before you get to the court actively losing trust from specific things, the general American public is not practicing that level of reverence for the supreme court because, well, the supreme court doesn't interact with the American public
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 4h
the thing about commenters from within the political/legal sphere talking about the public losing their respect for the supreme court is it's like ...well it feels kinda like this
2 stick figures talking to each other. "Silicate chemistry is second nature to us geochemists, so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows the formulas for olivine and one or two feldspars." "And quartz, of course." "Of course." Caption: "Even when they're trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person's familiarity with their field."
xkcd 2501, 'Average Familiarity'
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 6h
Paige Thomas, 45, has claimed that she entered into negotiations with the Prince of Darkness in good faith – but talks over the terms of her soul quickly deteriorated.
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Whatever, fine! Satan gives in after 15 weeks of negotiations for autistic woman’s soul
An autistic woman has officially become the first person to ever to out-negotiate Satan, it has been reported. Paige Thomas, 45, has claimed that she entered into negotiations with the Prince of…
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 13h
yknow I'm not a religious person myself, but when you try to sneak back into the state to make a Christmas movie and immediately get arrested, that really feels like a sign that God ain't with you on this one
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This Week in Videogames @thisweekinvideogames.com · 15/10/2026
Big Walk will not be coming to Xbox "in accordance with the Palestinian-led BDS (Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions) movement’s call to boycott Microsoft," per developer House House. BDS previously designated Microsoft as a boycott target, and called on users to boycott Xbox products in April 2025.
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Big Walk Not Coming to Xbox as Developer Backs Microsoft Boycott Movement
House House stated that Big Walk will not come to the console "until Microsoft and/or Xbox have been removed as BDS boycott targets"
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
you gotta scan the QR code
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The Fucking Town Crier (Pacific) @profanetowncrier.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Grim tidings: it's a quarter past six.
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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
We report: as the sky is slowly clearing up at nightfall, dusk is dragging on over the hour (one step forward and two steps back). In the east, the sky is already completely dark, still wrapped up in clouds. It is difficult to tell, but it might also still be raining there.
Digital painting of a dusk sky: a gradient of dark to light blue, with rows of clouds spread out across the frame. Beneath the sky, a wet road in the countryside is reflecting the blue light. Headlights are lighting up part of the road the grass from outside the frame.
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Jack Kirby panel (right?). Extreme close up of fearful blue eyed man. "It moves closer--it rises from the waves--and stands BEFORE me! NO! NO!"
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Godspeed, ma'am. "Though my soul may set in darkness, it will rise in perfect light; I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night."
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Berea. no frats, no alcohol in campus housing.
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Gene.
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
the name 'Roko's Basilisk' really sounds so much more like a yugioh card, or like, a 9th level wizard spell than the thing it actually is, and I'm not sure how that plays into this but I feel like it does, somehow
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
sigh, yet another trend which only serves to reinforce the status quo that privileges proximity to the sea
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Wikipedia @wikipedia.org · 12/10/2026
The secretarybird is truly metal! Unlike most birds of prey, the secretarybird is largely terrestrial, hunting its prey on foot. They are known to hunt rodents, frogs, lizards, small tortoises, eggs, and even other birds such as warblers ➡️ w.wiki/7cNq
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Secretarybird - Wikipedia
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
oh. my god
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
how is that possibly your first response to seeing this??
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
none of these people would have survived the original Baldur's Gate tie-in novels
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
man, what a useful line that one is, huh. "oh you don't agree that I'm right? that's actually just proof of how right I am." just an immediate get-out-of-jail-free card for ever having to be in the wrong about anything.
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No Context Spider-Man @nocontextspiderman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Panel from the “Spider-Man and the Incredible Hulk” advertising supplement to the Kansas City Star (1982), also reprinted in the UK Spidey magazine in 1985.

Spider-Man’s turns his head as his spider-sense goes off.

He thinks: “What? NO! Now we’ve got REAL problems!”

He sticks to a wall watching a lion roar at a panda.

“If anything happens to that PANDA - - who knows what the DIPLOMATIC implications might be! I’ve got to act!”
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the framing of this is very funny to me though, tbh, cause "this person, and other people like her, may decide who goes to Congress this fall" is kind of just...describing how an election works
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
you know how you can just call up a rehab center and be like, "hey, yall got anyone scandalous over there"
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
my *cat* would do more to enforce AI safety than whatever the fuck is going on atm
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
BALE SNAILS
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My man looks like Jabba the Hutt has him chained up as a pet
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My man looks like he sweats so much the SS had to issue him a non-leather trenchcoat
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My man looks like he's got the Ark of the Covenant's location burned into his palm
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My man looks like he's hunting down the Gelflings
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My man looks like the Creature from the White Lagoon
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My man looks like Gollum giving a Ted Talk
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My man looks like he's determined to destroy Toon Town
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My man looks like Clayface starting to lose control
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My man looks like he puts the "ick" in Ichabod Crane
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My man looks like probable cause
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My man looks like Renfeld became an accountant
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My man looks like Retch Armstrong
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My man looks like Slimer's original human form
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My man looks like the guy nervously hiding a zombie bite
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My man looks like a Batman villain called Mister Moist
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My man looks like he secretes a special slime to ward off predators
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
there is simply no acceptable reason to not be fighting fascism as hard as I would totally be fighting the fascism if I was there. I mean, I can't, of course, because I'm not there. so that's a good reason, actually. but nobody ELSE has one
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Gerry Canavan @gerrycanavan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"My opinion of God has never been lower," "Christopher Tolkien is Morgoth," and "Dragons are boats" are each, in their own way, the most each of our hosts have ever cooked
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 09/10/2026
In case you missed it last night: we are seeing reports all over the country of immigration surges and state violence. If you need whistles for your community, we will send you 100-3000 3d printed for free, and we will love doing it. 3dwhistles.com
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
because her grandparents...oh no. oh fuck.
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
okay so the whole "if the guy ignores your requests to fix something, embarrass him by asking another guy to do it instead" is weird af as relationship advice, but apparently it does work great on the United States government
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Vulcan Bridge - Wikipedia
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 08/10/2026
Juice xkcd.com/3308/
4-panel comic. (1) [Two people, one with a ponytail, sitting and typing at terminals opposite each other. A sign on the wall reads “Juice Mission Control,” with JUICE in huge letters.] PERSON 1: Jupiter Icy Moons Exploder checkin is complete. All systems nominal. (2) PERSON 2 with ponytail. [People turn to look at each other.] PERSON 1: What? PERSON 2: Jupiter Icy Moons *Explorer*. (3) [Person 1 turns back to his terminal.] (4) PERON 1: Control, everything is fine, but I need to schedule an urgent spacecraft update. [Person 2 facepalms] PERSON 2: Oh no.
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Rev @autistic-ankou.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"my friends" yeah uh huh sure buddy
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