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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
revised meme that says 
man: I have made AI
angels: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety.
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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I too enjoy fig newtons
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, you know for me, the action *is* the juice. I’m in.
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
More fuel for the thesis "coders think AI can do everything because AI can code and they can't imagine anything being more difficult than coding"
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Spooky Teddy Meatballs @leftbanksy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I miss Sam Neill
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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*standing on the corner of a busy city street with a megaphone CAPTCHA is how the robots find YOU! Wake up, sheeple!
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Today's Timeline, a circle with wedges labeled Butler, Dick, Verhoeven, Adams, Vonnegut, Iannucci. The arrow is pointing to Verhoeven,
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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No, you don’t.
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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
His name? Yah Mo B There
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Bartholomew Collins @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Deshaun dedicated his play tonight to The Cornell 7
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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If anyone in the area has torches and pitchforks, here is the rape frathouse
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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All this bullshit is tradwife adjacent - adult kids aren’t engaging in a sunk cost fallacy parental version anymore and the boomers are terrified because they have no concept of responsibility and they can’t accept that from the grave they’ll have to pay strangers to throw their shit in a dumpster
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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Absolutely rancid work Politico, great job with this one
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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mobland, season two [costco version]
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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well I got that going for me at least
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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everything is a sex cult, eugenics and/or away for rich men to avoid paying any taxes. And that explains about 90% of America’s right.
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Something Slithering in the Long Grass @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Book Spine Width Calculator" would be a lovely name for a girl
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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
At my age half the women in my friend group are experiencing perimenopause and half the men have developed oppositional defiant disorder
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slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My wife promises she isn’t cheating on me, and so does her nude friend Carl
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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that in Silicon Valley upon becoming an ai engineer you get to shoot unhoused people from a cybertruck
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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He let out a barely audible ‘wee’ when he got slid into the van
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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Happy weekend folks youtu.be/FiUNDeuBbi8?...
youtu.be
PIXIES - Gouge Away (Exceptional performance)
YouTube video by HASAH
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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a fucking incredible first 4 minutes youtu.be/zi_jOYpeCEM?...
youtu.be
TV On The Radio: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ok, I’ll bite, who the fuck is Will Stancil
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 16/09/2026
This is crazy: "Weiss's plan to revive the ailing ratings of the network's flagship news program allegedly involves Douthat masturbating to completion in a weekly segment called 'Douthat Thing!' 'The exclamation point was Bari's idea,' one source said."
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
spirit halloween is JOINING the ed sheeran tour
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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Walking upright: yea or nay?
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Reuters @reuters.com · 11/09/2026
North Koreans attended a concert celebrating the 78th anniversary of the state's founding on September 9, state media reported. reut.rs/3V3CSFZ
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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
[Hakim and Chuck shaking their heads in disapproval on The View, Carville [[Scanners-head-explosion-gif]]
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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We need to kill Johnny 5’s great, great-grandparent
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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is what happens when you’re a generational idiot raised in an exurb cul de sac
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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Great time to be alive
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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nice he build a trashy helipad on the lawn so Natalie doesn’t have to negotiate grass in heels
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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ah yes the German American Bund is really having a fun day
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Century of Humiliation really speed running
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 06/09/2026
youtu.be
The X-Files (Trap Remix)
YouTube video by Trap Remix Guys - Topic
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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The entire Duma in an overcoat
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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My view of ai is it’s a search engine that does this
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Newt from the movie Aliens with some 80s sunglasses on
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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is a wonderful thread
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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’s Friday night so the dog decided to crack open a few cold ones [chewed open 3 cans of cat food and ate them in our bed, which means she took 3 trips from the kitchen to the bedroom]
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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“Things happen.” Yes, they do.
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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That’s the Green Knight’s booking agent
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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
New standard: I will hit the streets to support a candidate that supports joining the ICC, war crimes spraying all over this place
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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Before the midterms, or better before he gets impeached in late January
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