Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawAnnie loves Mpls @anniekp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026In the winter, it was our new greeting “Fuck ice” “And also with you” Tonight, we said it with our full chest. We mean it. We want our neighbors back goddammit. 022743
Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Trump 1 was the racist reaction to Obama, Trump 2 is the rapist and pedophile reaction to MeToo. Weird that those venn diagrams overlap so much, eh 136076
Swiss Army Chainsaw @atsureki.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Shoot for the moon, and even if you fall, you'll land among the stars 110
Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawToaster @toaster.codes · 24/07/2026It’s best practise to end every work email with “Consider this my formal resignation” 317945
Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawBrett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 12/06/2026With my apologies to the circus. 31600173
Reposted by Swiss Army Chainsawutopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 04/06/2026Between crises such as unleashing screw worms, dismantling public science funding, rolling back environment protections while opening public lands for extraction, and stuff like this, "we are ruled by Christian fascist Lysenkoists" is a plain description of the actually existing American government. 5547115
Swiss Army Chainsaw @atsureki.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I remember hearing about exit poll interviews during the primaries where Biden voters believed he supported Medicare for All, because it's just obvious that it should be the Democratic party platform. 020
Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 18/02/2024Tradwife: honey I made you dinner Radwife: honey I need to do a sick kickflip out of an airplane today Chadwife: honey I can kill a man with my my glutes brah Ladwife: honey you owe me a fucking cig mate Dadwife: honey why did you ask me to put the dog out, he's not on fire 23960227
Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawFrank&Stein @brandtandstein.com · 26/04/2026Someone should start a radwife trend. More wives doing kickflips would be neat 9540119
Swiss Army Chainsaw @atsureki.bsky.social · 25/04/2026"Motornormativity" -- an ugly, clumsy word for an ugly, clumsy state of affairs. 000
Swiss Army Chainsaw @atsureki.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Petition to use DLSS 5 on Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within and then nothing else, ever 010
Swiss Army Chainsaw @atsureki.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Guys, we need to turn down the volume- t, temperature, I mean *turn down the temperature* 010
Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/02/2026 31008324
Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 24/02/2026 1443120
Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawLeah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Graves. 165 graves. Each for a little girl killed by the Israeli-American strike that targeted a school on the first day of the Iran War. 22801450
Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawGood Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026UHHH MISTER PRESABENT SIR PLLEEEASE JUST SIGN THE PAPERWORK ON THIS BOMBARDMENT OF A GIRLS SCHOOL AND I'LL FILE IT FOR YOU RETROACTIVELY SO YOU DON'T GET IN TROUUUBBBBLLLEEEE UWU UWU UWU 0285
Swiss Army Chainsaw @atsureki.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Dear Mr. President Sir, As it is my job and my calling to stand with and stand behind and legitimize your every slightest impulse, I beseech you please make the appropriate gestures of friendship to grant me the opportunity to put that wholehearted support on the record. Forever yours, 000
Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawJoshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 28/02/2026"twitter is not real life" people were as wrong as anyone's ever been 352563
Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Questions which having a nazi tattoo for 18 years answered 18 years ago 28514
Reposted by Swiss Army Chainsawshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 16/02/2026liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price 283736842
Swiss Army Chainsaw @atsureki.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Fresh turmeric root smells like ginger. I find this interesting, since turmeric powder is a flavorless, odorless pigment. 000
Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawAAAAHH!-lex Rhys 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🎃 @robinandcat.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I’m never giving an app get my ID. I follow Professor Garfield’s internet safety advice. 111059615
Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 07/02/2026Fucking mad libs headlines are getting out of control 424443
Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawSteven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 07/02/2026NBC editing out the booing of JD Vance is a disgrace. It’s an international event. Americans have the right to know what the world is saying. NBC has bowed down to Trump. 30495882485
Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/02/2026The behavior of our big beautiful billionaires over the past several decades is psychologically what I can only describe as "Crying out for consequences." They can't stop themselves and deep down they need to be stopped. They need it as much as we do 454447799
Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawEd BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 04/02/2026The characteristic that seems to unite attention-hungry billionaires is that they have everything and are still deeply miserable and empty, and when they coordinate it is to find ways to make this everyone else's problem. 110319
Swiss Army Chainsaw @atsureki.bsky.social · 06/02/2026I love my state and hometown. I love to see us stepping up. I love to see the rest of the world acknowledging and respecting that. And I hate why it's happening. It's all so strange. We are good people, especially when something clearly needs to be done. Why must we live in interesting times? 000
Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawJesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 05/02/2026very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth 32879621328
Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Normal people keep going "man if I had a billion dollars I'd be doing this and this and that, I'd get incredible kicks doing this" But it's impossible to become a billionaire if you are able to have those thoughts. The whole idea is as alien to a billionaire as art is to a cancer cell. 317343
Swiss Army Chainsaw @atsureki.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Don't even bother asking whether they can, logistically, do this, or on what scale. He has made a public threat for the purposes of keeping racialized people away from the polls. That's half the work done already. 000
Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 04/02/2026I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers. 228128733406
Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 04/02/2026its gonna be so funny when you kill this website, you fuckin jackasses. i honestly cant wait @safety.bsky.app @jay.bsky.team @pfrazee.com 231596232
Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 04/02/2026My favorite genre of Epstein emails are powerful people emailing WITH JEFFREY EPSTEIN about how MeToo has gone too far and the woke mob must be stopped. 425195144180
Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawJason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 04/02/2026There is an actual argument that this curse actually worked. 7599483507
Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawAlex @mplsalex.bsky.social · 04/02/2026If my caucus was any sort of indication, national Dems really need to wake the fuck up about what voters want them to do about ICE. 15974150
Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 03/02/202674% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting it, according to YouGov polling from last month. Weak calls for "reform" are coming from *elected* Democrats like Chuck, not the average Democratic voter. 10762821416
Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawMicah @rincewind.run · 04/02/2026okay but democratic voters want to abolish ICE and prosecute everyone who works for it, so 343045424
Reposted by Swiss Army Chainsawdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Can we normalize creating barricades? 520562
Reposted by Swiss Army Chainsawmolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 02/02/2026'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once 137139834589
Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawNoel Berry @noelfb.bsky.social · 02/02/2026They should be forced to open source it, it shouldn't be legal to just turn off software thousands of people rely on. 525759
Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Incrementalists take it on the chin again. This is why they hate Mamdani. He's giving up the game that people in power HAVE POWER and don't solely exist to beg you for $5 every day. He's ruining the Democratic Party by showing voters that they have the power to do stuff instead of crouching in fear 2753521503
Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Christian Nationalism is just White Supremacy in Bible drag. 722474569
Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawTal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 02/02/2026death by preventable disease is an inevitable and even desired outcome of concentration camps. in every era of concentration camps people have died of typhus, which is a disease of privation and enforced crowding. this illness is intentionally inflicted 2537151399
Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawAndrew Ferguson @epikt.bsky.social · 01/02/2026yet again it seems like the ones who are *most trained* are also *most likely* to draw their weapons & fire on civilians, almost as if the training exists to desensitize them to killing or its consequences & moreover to convince them of the necessity & desirability of pulling the trigger 08135
Reposted by Swiss Army ChainsawMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 01/02/2026The fact that both are quite experienced—8 years and 12 years with CBP—is yet more evidence that CBP should be abolished and all of its agents fired. There's no way to "reform" or "retrain" that, it's just a violent gang with badges. 6343761262
