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Leigh

@astragalomancer.bsky.social
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DHS delenda est.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Did the 9games thing. I don’t really play things that need hand-eye coordination.
The covers of nine video games I have put a lot of hours into at various points in my life, in reverse chronological release order:  Baldur’s Gate 3, Slay the Spire, Trails from Zero (representing the whole Trails series), Harvest Moon:  More Friends of Mineral Town, Linley’s Dungeon Crawl, Kirby’s Dreamland 2, Princess Maker 2, Gorillas, and California Games.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I would watch this in a heartbeat.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We already had a Joe Rogan of the left (talk show host who mainstreamed dangerous grifters). Her name is Oprah Winfrey.
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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OSINT #900 from NROL-111 (TALENT-KEYHOLE) 1. Plasma Realm 2. Silent Miasma Fishery 3. Ziggurat of Clusterfucks
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Plasma Realm
2. Silent Miasma Fishery
3. Ziggurat of Clusterfucks

Actual coordinates: 52.3929° N, 27.4998° E
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Do you think she knows how much her stylist hates her?
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I thought the sad beige baby trend had died. I do see some potential in these when combined with a pack of Crayolas, though.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
suppose in fairness dabo has been true to his word in a way
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I actually did not know James Patterson the person was still around. I knew James Patterson the brand was, but I figured it was his heirs hiring the ghostwriters these days.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Currently looking up the bereavement leave rules for work. Surely there has to be a Dolly clause somewhere in there.
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John Ryan @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
She didn't die. She sailed West, to the Undying Lands and remained Galadriy'all.
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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
people are really getting into a row about spreadsheets. my column:
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In Medias Malone @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is probably bad news for Tang historians at Bielefeld University
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Ppallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Tennis tournaments should start calling Wild Card spots something else if they so steadfastly refuse to get wild with it. Oh you picked a guy who's only 160th in the world? Dan Quayle is playing Carlos Alcaraz. Rebecca Black is in the tournament. Let's get the Pope out there on clay.
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atomly @atomly.com · 11/08/2026
woke 3.11, woke for workgroups
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Moon jiu jitsu; face God and walk backwards into Hell; jaboukie’s FBI MLK; ratlimit's incredibly cursed two letter words.
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What's wrong babe you've barely driven your Subaru Troutback
A Subaru Outback painted like a trout
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Just saw Operation EPIC FURY abbreviated as OEF and my brain hard rebooted.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 31/07/2026
Circe turns Miss Piggy's crew from pigs into human.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My oldest got stung by a jellyfish today so I told them to rub a peanutbutterfish on it to cancel it out.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I find it fascinating that there seems to be a growing consensus that guilt and regret over one's actions is not a valid subject to explore in art. It seems contrary to other modern ideas such as criminals should not be punished via prison but should instead be reintegrated into the community.
Emily Wilson bluesky post

7. The film centers Odysseus's guilt over his war crimes, but never shows us the POV of his victims, and instead glorifies the perpetrator for feeling bad about himself.  I found this unsatisfying ethically and worse, imaginatively, because Damon's character is given only one mood (Troubled).
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Oh, no, the guy leading this teams meeting shared his browser screen instead of the agenda. Apparently he’s watching ancient history conspiracy videos at work.
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CyberOtters @cyberotters.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Right, kids, strap yourselves in. One set of doctrines that probably has done more to shape the modern American evangelical church in the past 60 years than any other: who it serves, and who it cares about winning to its side. We're here for dominionism and the seven mountain mandate. 1/
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This is some “filmed in the woods of Vancouver”-ass design.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 21/07/2026
Also, Prestige Paper Journalists Stop Taking Anduril’s Word for Literally Anything Challenge 2026 (congrats, guys, you’ve invented the air to air missile again with extra steps and stupider-looking branding?)
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/07/2026
this is “pete hegseth wants an all-white military”
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Rest in piss, motherfucker.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The absolute best case scenario here was always "he's just dumb as a box of rocks" and apparently a lot of you were fine electing an absolute moron to the US Senate. And all that happened well before the primary, there were plenty of other options available.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Now that they're in their 20s, text conversations with my oldest are like, "I'm very proud of how good your emotional regulations skills have gotten 💕" immediately followed by "Please, we know that [their aunt] gets no bitches."
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/06/2026
2 Things 1) Do not give up anything for a man and ESPECIALLY a man that has given up nothing for you
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/06/2026
The exposition of the divine is made manifest in our treatment of one another
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I am a simple man. If see any juxtaposition of an exceptionally large air-moving device with the phrase "biggest fan", I laugh.
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Brett Martin @brettmartin.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Allegedly the banned-for-life list from the soon to shutter Parkview Tavern.
A long list of names, typed and scribbled, including such figures as "Cowboy Hat Rich", Diabetic Darrell, Short Lawyer with Salt/Pepper Hair Has Salt with his beer, no tip, helps himself to stand-up cooler" and "Creepy Steve."
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
What vexes me most is people who don't understand that reference libraries are entertainment
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Sounds like a challenge.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Over half the ostensibly grown-ass adults in this doctor’s waiting room see nothing wrong with playing their phone audio out loud.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I STG this exact take made the rounds already. Maybe it’s just so perfectly Bluesky that I feel like I’ve seen it before?
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Chris Towers Missed The Playoffs @cptowers.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The Coke Zero people are so needlessly smug. I don’t drink Diet Coke because I want Coca Cola with zero calories. I drink Diet Coke because there is something wrong with me; something deeply broken inside of me; something that will never truly be healed.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 10/05/2026
Get mom what she really wants - a box full of carbon monoxide alarm enhanced geese.
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Otto von Biz Markie @donachaidh.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
If the Supreme Court is going to act as a partisan institution — as a super-legislature whose judgments override the decisions of voters on the thin basis of ideology — then the only path worth taking is to discipline and transform the court with all the tools Congress has at its disposal under the Constitution.

Beyond court reform, Americans have to reacquaint themselves with constitutional thinking — with the idea that we, the people, make constitutional meaning. To the extent that the Supreme Court claims broad authority to say what our Constitution means, it is in large part because we have given this authority to the justices through our indifference.
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Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
And to be clear, in case it’s not, democracy cannot and will not exist without these protections. We already see a South so heavily gerrymandered that numerical majorities cannot win elections and where a minority holds supermajorities in state legislatures.
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Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Folks will try to parse language around this, using words such as “limits” the VRA or “diminishes” the VRA, but the acts most potent tools for ensuring Black representation or that Black people can pick their representation have been eliminated.
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Comic panel of Donald Duck and a wide-eyed young Mickey Mouse. Donald's speech bubble: "Democrats should do a huge middle class tax cut to address affordability." Mickey's speech bubble: "Fool that you are, for you treat taxation as a burden rather than the means by which our burdens are eased. Behold a civilization rich in private wealth yet starved of public provision, where every man owns what his grandfathers could not imagine and yet trembles at the thought of how he will weather an illness or loss of livelihood. Will you fight for an affirmative vision of broad contribution and universal benefit? Or will you perish like a dog?"
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 29/04/2026
Trolling? You mean imp poster syndrome?
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Just cleared out some stuff from the depths of our freezer and I found lockdown-era chicken breasts. This is why I hate having a bottom drawer freezer. I have a hard time bending over and keeping it organized, and my spouse uses it to master his Tetris skills.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Look, we are going to have so much lethality. It doesn't matter which side it's against.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The US government did hire Kubrick to fake the moon landing footage, but he insisted on shooting it on location.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
This is why you should always keep snacks in your car.
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