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Leigh

@astragalomancer.bsky.social
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DHS delenda est.

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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People do not understand how men who are white supremacists can have wives who are women of color and I need folks to realize that those men see their wives as subordinate property and not equals. These men are foaming at the mouth to bring back quadroon balls.
Screencap from Invincible: "I do love your mother, but she's more like a pet to me."
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That was a bit of a ride.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know this is not the biggest issue here, but the about page says they "remove anything fraudulent" right before they say they don't verify identities. Uh-huh.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's an extremely normal hot dog, though?
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fair point.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You have the opportunity to be the Jane Goodall of Massholes if you want to.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh, dear.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What do they even gain by parking there? Someone needs to do an anthropological study on the people at your gym.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The bit is a lifelong commitment for some people.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t think we should figure it out; some knowledge isn’t meant for mortal minds. I think we should just push SC-1 into the ocean and leave it there.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Did the 9games thing. I don’t really play things that need hand-eye coordination.
The covers of nine video games I have put a lot of hours into at various points in my life, in reverse chronological release order:  Baldur’s Gate 3, Slay the Spire, Trails from Zero (representing the whole Trails series), Harvest Moon:  More Friends of Mineral Town, Linley’s Dungeon Crawl, Kirby’s Dreamland 2, Princess Maker 2, Gorillas, and California Games.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I would watch this in a heartbeat.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They mean OSINT, the intelligence discipline, not an open source LLM.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We already had a Joe Rogan of the left (talk show host who mainstreamed dangerous grifters). Her name is Oprah Winfrey.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well, the keycaps are swappable, and the keys themselves are programmable, so you could fix the W. It looks like any other mechanical macro pad, just with some questionable letter choices. I have one that is shaped like a mini typewriter that I use with AutoHotKey.
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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OSINT #900 from NROL-111 (TALENT-KEYHOLE) 1. Plasma Realm 2. Silent Miasma Fishery 3. Ziggurat of Clusterfucks
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Plasma Realm
2. Silent Miasma Fishery
3. Ziggurat of Clusterfucks

Actual coordinates: 52.3929° N, 27.4998° E
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Some days I wish I was Jared, 19.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Do you think she knows how much her stylist hates her?
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I thought the sad beige baby trend had died. I do see some potential in these when combined with a pack of Crayolas, though.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
suppose in fairness dabo has been true to his word in a way
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
No, because this is AI slop.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I am now a single-issue voter.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I actually did not know James Patterson the person was still around. I knew James Patterson the brand was, but I figured it was his heirs hiring the ghostwriters these days.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
There was only one thief in the Army. Everyone else is just trying to get their stuff back.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Currently looking up the bereavement leave rules for work. Surely there has to be a Dolly clause somewhere in there.
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Evil John 2: John By Dawn @johnryanwrites.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
She didn't die. She sailed West, to the Undying Lands and remained Galadriy'all.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You take that back.
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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
people are really getting into a row about spreadsheets. my column:
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is probably bad news for Tang historians at Bielefeld University
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Is this a cry for help?
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Ppallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Tennis tournaments should start calling Wild Card spots something else if they so steadfastly refuse to get wild with it. Oh you picked a guy who's only 160th in the world? Dan Quayle is playing Carlos Alcaraz. Rebecca Black is in the tournament. Let's get the Pope out there on clay.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I finally opened the package and I was correct. It’s neat as hell.
A teal glass Ball jar with a simplified version of the Great Seal of the United States.  It sits on a light wooden desk in front of a figurine display case and a beige curtain.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It won’t end until everyone has said their Warren piece.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
And here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
They make prosthetics.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You forgot the third option: coming to a complete stop because another car is on the shoulder (fully out of the way, not obstructing traffic).
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
You really don't seem to rue it very much, though.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If I had a podcast, I would be tempted to run fake ads for nonsense products.
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atomly @atomly.com · 11/08/2026
woke 3.11, woke for workgroups
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A little Bondo will fix it.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I misremembered that as a tumblr post! It should have gone in my four.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Oh, shoot, I’ll bite. Those are neat as hell. How do you want to do the transaction?
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Moon jiu jitsu; face God and walk backwards into Hell; jaboukie’s FBI MLK; ratlimit's incredibly cursed two letter words.
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What's wrong babe you've barely driven your Subaru Troutback
A Subaru Outback painted like a trout
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Everyone's been spelling it out at work, presumably for this exact reason. It was jarring to see the abbreviation, and one more reason why it is a stupid name for a stupid war.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My oldest transitioning is one of the best things that’s ever happened to our family because they are *so* much happier now. I just don’t understand parents who don’t or won’t see how wonderful it is to watch your child become who they’re meant to be.
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Leigh @astragalomancer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
People feel free to get so familiar if you use a cane.
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