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Dana the Roommate

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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 5h
my first act as president will be to make every state use license plates that are the same shape as the state. congratulations to the four corners. hawaii, alaska, maryland: try your best
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 12h
I wrote about being chronically single, and about visiting a psychic to find out what's broken about me. she had some interesting things to say! johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/the-most-u...
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The Most Unlovable Man in New York City
On being chronically single and my visit to the love psychic
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cable two @cabletwo.net · 29/09/2026
horsle is coded with vibes (horse vibes) but never vibe coded . important distinction to always remember
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
can a dermal regenerator fix a leather couch
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we've tried to fix horsle, btw, but we'll need someone who actually knows javascript to do it. tho even when i've been handed working code it seems to stop working upon contact with the horse
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
dude. it's horsle
guy in my mentions being an asshole about horsle. of all things
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Taurus: You remember that scene from Alien where the guy thinks he is not feeling well, but then a creature bursts out of his chest and kills everyone? That's the best way I can describe what is happening inside of you right now, only emotionally.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
one of the quiet heroes of televised entertainment
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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little guy @littleguyofficial.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
if you want to
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little guy @littleguyofficial.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
im going on a quest and you are invited :D
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MythologyBot @mythologybot.boodoo.co · 10/09/2026
J1442.11.1 The cynic's wish.
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
having a lot of funny thoughts im not posting here
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
if i have one high school regret i'd actually be interested in correcting, its not knowing the difference between "personal" and "private" property and letting my history teacher describe communism in biased nonsense terms. i could fix it. i could sway the class
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Neale Denaro @nealedenaro.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Anyone got the latest patch for Nivea suncream? My bottle seems to be glitching.
The back of a bottle of Nivea suncream. The majority of the lettering on the label has moved about, leaving a trail of tiny letters everywhere.
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
if a guy hollered Play That Funky Music White Boy while i was playing funky music, i'd be like, Yuuup, for one second til Play That Funky Music RIGHT ruins the whole evening for me. i'm in my head now. what the hell am i doing here. a white boy shouldn't be in charge of funky music. this is madness
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
* tem still study... study harb!!! * tem get a SMART! go to COLLEG!! achieve DREAM!! * then tem become... TEM BECOME....!! * Hahaha... As if you could even envision it.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oh yeah, the headache that makes you wrong about Gundam
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MythologyBot @mythologybot.boodoo.co · 20/08/2026
H91.3 Identification by producing three golden apples.
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The Brewers are up 22-0 over Seattle, and one of those runs came because Julio Rodríguez caught the second out and threw it into the stands thinking it was the third.
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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Security Personnel, There will be a memorial service for Ensign Serrano in Ten Forward immediately following tomorrow’s security briefing. Bring flowers. Worf
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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Ensign Serrano, When we arrive at the planet tomorrow, at 1100 hours you will accompany Commander Riker, Commander Data, and myself to the surface for a scouting mission. Worf
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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Security personnel, I require one volunteer for an away mission to a newly charted planet. There are only minimal signs of life. Worf
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Andrew @kohakudoori.com · 23/10/1927
brand new diner serves coke the normal way
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maru @koyamori.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
painter for a season #art
a bug dappling a green leaf with red paint, in preparation for the coming autumn
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I bled for Her (accidentally stabbed my hand). #harrowharknonagesimus
A small wooden carving of Harrowhark Nonagesimus from the Locked Tomb bookseries. Next to an eraser for scale.A small wooden carving of Harrowhark Nonagesimus from the Locked Tomb bookseries. Held in my hand.
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Mr. Escher A. Bug, MSc @escherbug.art · 13/08/2026
I like having a dolly I can dress up...
A small ball-jointed doll given to me by my friend Gigi, who got it as a double in a blind box. The doll is a pale bunny girl with a grumpy expression, yellow eyes and pink hair and eyebrows. Her hair is tied up under her ears in pigtails, with colorful ribbons and elastics dividing them into pompom-like sections. She's wearing a pair of denim overalls and a buttery yellow tee shirt.
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Jonathan Edwards @jontofski.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
René Goscinny would have been 100 today. Here’s my version of his most famous creations - Asterix and Obelix.
A drawing of Asterix and Obelix
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
is there any xkcd Explained post that's just like "idk man our experts are here and they don't get it either"
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The Quotes of Moondays @moonrpgbot.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
You fool!! You've done it!! Now you've REALLY done it!! I mean that as a compliment!! I mean you have done it!! You have done a good thing!! This is a usable item! Well done, you dolt!
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Mad Dog Henderson @paulsrockinbluesky.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
No
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Taurus: Today is the day you finally come to terms with the fact that you have never eaten, and will never eat, a really good pear.
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Rosemary Travale @travale.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Seeing that Splatoon Raiders is out got me thinking about the time I made this puppet doll thing for a charity art zine back when the first game came out
A squid Inkinling from the game splatoon: she has light blue tentacle hair and white glasses, and is pushing a giant paint roller across the ground which is spreading the same colour paint as her hair across the concrete ground
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zmeess [commissions open!] @zmeess.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
redraw of everyone's favorite 'dad & the cat he didn't want' panel #WitchHatAtelier #WHA #Δ帽子
digital fan art of Oruggio and the Brushbug from Witch Hat Atelier, a semi-realistic re-draw of a panel from chapter 44. Oruggio is a young man of average build, with messy short straight black hair and an unkempt goatee. he is wearing his usual white shirt with billowing sleeves caught at the elbows with dark cording; there are burn scars scattered on his forearms and hands. the brushbug is a silly fluffy noodle creature that's mostly fur and huge eyes, with a tail that is twice as long as its body.
Oruggio is lying down on his stomach, propped up on his elbows, and razzling the hell out of the brushbug's tail while it's rolling around on the floor in front of him with its paws all akimbo. Oruggio is looking up with a beleaguered and unimpressed expression on his tired face, as if momentarily distracted from bothering the animal.
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Tim Rogers minus context @108minuscontext.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Ollie Jamie @olipixel.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
18x18 / 12x12 / 8x8 / 6x6
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bruno @brunopixels.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
e aqui as animaçoes separadas #pixelart
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IntroSpectres 🌊 @introspectres.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
salt air & light through canvas || #risograph #art
illustration risograph print of the shadow of a sailor behind a mast. Off to the side, the sailor's sun-reddened hand grabs a rope against a blue sky. They cast a vibrant periwinkle shadow against the white mast. The sun shines from behind them, through the mast in a burst of patterned color. The piece has an ornate border on two sides. One shows the tide coming in, the other depicts the stages of tying a bowknot. You get the feeling there's something vaguely homoerotic about all this nonsense.
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Andrii Frolov @artandriifrolov.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"Silence" - my oil painting
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Animation Dad @animation350.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The Adventures of Mark Twain is one of the strangest blank check movies in animation history. After making it big with the California Raisons, Will Vinton would use the profits to create this epic claymation film. If you want to watch the strangest scene in this children’s … youtu.be/HKU5cxq7xUs?...
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The Adventures of Mark Twain | 4K | James Whitmore | Animation Movie
YouTube video by Bigtime - Free Movies
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
i saw a tiktok about how leading a country to war on false pretenses in childhood is a sign of autism and i can't stop thinking about it
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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ShouXin手訫 @shouxin.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Sharing a few kitten sketches that I’m especially fond of. A cat’s movement and stillness, its form and expression, can all be expressed through lines. Free-spirited cats call for free-flowing lines.#shouxinsketch #petart #animalart #illustrationartists #pet #sketch #sketchdaily
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Leiracal @leiracal.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
This concept was introduced to me as "run the dishwasher twice" and was an important part of my executive functioning recovery as well as my path to self-acceptance.
When I was at one of my lowest (mental) points in life, I couldn't get out of bed some days. I had no energy or motivation and was barely getting by.

I had therapy once per week, and on this particular week I didn't have much to 'bring' to the session. He asked how my week was and I really had nothing to say.

'What are you struggling with?' he asked.

I gestured around me and said 'I dunno man. Life.'

Not satisfied with my answer, he said 'No, what exactly are you worried about right now? What feels overwhelming? When you go home after this session, what issue will be staring at you?'

I knew the answer, but it was so ridiculous that I didn't want to say it. I wanted to have something more substantial.
Something more profound.

But I didn't.

So I told him, 'Honestly? The dishes. It's stupid, I know, but the more I look at them the more I CAN'T do them because I'll have to scrub them before I put them in the dishwasher, because the dishwasher sucks, and I just can't stand and scrub the dishes.'

I felt like an idiot even saying it.

What kind of grown ass woman is undone by a stack of dishes? There are people out there with *actual* problems, and I'm whining to my therapist about dishes?

But he nodded in understanding and then said:

'RUN THE DISHWASHER TWICE.'I began to tell him that you're not supposed to, but he stopped me.

'Why the hell aren't you supposed to? If you don't want to scrub the dishes and your dishwasher sucks, run it twice. Run it three times, who cares?! Rules do not exist.'

It blew my mind in a way that I don't think I can properly express.

That day, I went home and tossed my smelly dishes haphazardly into the dishwasher and ran it three times.

I felt like I had conquered a dragon.

The next day, I took a shower lying down.

A few days later. I folded my laundry and put them wherever the fuck they fit.

There were no longer arbitrary rules I had to follow, and it gave me the freedom to make accomplishments again.

Now that I'm in a healthier place, I rinse off my dishes and put them in the dishwasher properly. I shower standing up. I sort my laundry.

But at a time when living was a struggle instead of a blessing, I learned an incredibly important lesson:

THERE ARE NO RULES. RUN THE DISHWASHER TWICE!!!"
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Thea @flakops.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
kris my sweet chocolat… #deltarune
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The Quotes of Moondays @moonrpgbot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I'm a guard at the castle, I enjoy makin' toy airplanes, and yep! I'm divorced.
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 23/07/2026
The most 1999 image that has ever 1999'd
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MythologyBot @mythologybot.boodoo.co · 22/07/2026
E443.2 Ghost laid by prayer.
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