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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 30m
* A-HEM. * "Page 142." * "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times," * "Times-a pretty good. Times-a pretty bad." * "Mediocre times. Iffy times. So-so times..."
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 1h
* (Hey, if I don't get to skip the puzzle, you don't either!)
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 2h
* Clover flashes a trio of terrible smiles.
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 3h
* What are you two doing? * Checking for mites and fleas.
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 4h
* ... * B... but why her? * Wait, let me guess... is it because... * She's weak enough to make into your peon? * Haha No * Just The Opposite * It's Because She's Strong
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 5h
* In fact, I wonder if... d-do you think...? * I wonder if Alphys would let us switch partners, I mean? * You know, so you wouldn't have to be the one, who, um, * Gets to be, slammed into lockers, and stuff, anymore. * (Wait, I don't think I phrased that correctly...)
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 6h
* Kris!? You know how to make pie!? * The hell haven't you made ME any then, dumbass!! * You pie-hoarding piece of -
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 7h
* What are you two doing? * Checking for mites and fleas.
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 8h
* Of... of course! You can count on me! * I'll... make sure we... * ... have a wonderful adventure tomorrow! * The next day, too... * After all, that's what you want, isn't it? ...
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 9h
* ... So, why am I in here...? * Well, they found some crap, so it's just some tests. * Yeah, it's no big deal. Nothing a Holiday can't handle. * I'll be outta here in a jiff, then I can go back to, I dunno... * Yelling at you for getting tangled in our light display.
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 10h
* So, what were you two doing...? * Just giving away Kris's old TV. * H... huh!? Wait, Kris, you... you didn't...! * You can't give THAT away! It's, it's... * ... huh? Did you want it, Noelle...? * Huh? Faha, no! I just... * ... nevermind. Faha.
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 11h
* WE DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE!!! WE DON'T NEED [[Easels]] or [[CRTs]]! * WE DON'T NEED ANY [[Man, Woman, or Child]] [[At Half Price]]!! * WE DON'T NEED [[MIKE]]!!! * ... * ... Mike... * KRIS!!! DON'T BELIEVE [[Anything You See On TV!]] * THE MAN'S A CRIMINAL, I TELL YOU!! A CRIMINAL!!
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 12h
* Pfffhaha... * Big head.
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 13h
* i'm sans. * your friendly neighborhood skeleton.
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 14h
* "Dear Catty, thank you for the honor of this junior dance." * "Your eyes are like whirlpools of molten cat food..." * "... the expensive kind you have to buy at the pet store." * Signed... Asriel!?
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 15h
* Rudinn... I thought you were next to me because you were my friend. * It's not my fault I'm inherently better than you in every way.
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 16h
* JIGSAW JOE - Beat him up to earn his life savings! Boss! Don't listen to that! That's the wrong ACT!! The wrong ACT!!
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 17h
* Stop thinking about good memories in front of the toilet.
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 18h
* (You ate some salsa.) * (It recovered... something.) * (Not HP.) * (Just... something.)
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 19h
* S-Susie, I-I don't think you should... * Happy feet dumbass!
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 20h
NEED HEALING IN BATTLE? TRY OUR IN-GAME PURCHASES!
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 21h
* Ahahahaha!! Why... why didn't the skeleton... * Have anybody to dance with? * Because... he... had no "body" to dance with! Hahahah!! * hahahahahah. good one. * not only did you totally botch that joke, but, * i'm dancin' with ya, so it doesn't make any sense. * Ahhhahahaha!!
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 22h
* Shelter? I hardly know 'er! HAHAHAHA!!! ... what?
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 23h
* ... * B... but why her? * Wait, let me guess... is it because... * She's weak enough to make into your peon? * Haha No * Just The Opposite * It's Because She's Strong
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
* Rudinn dislikes its boss, but doesn't care enough to quit.
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
* Hand shaking, you dropped the ball of junk on the ground. * It broke into pieces. * You felt bitter.
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
* The shelter... it's... * A place for people to survive an emergency, right? * But, ever since I've moved here, it's been... closed for some reason. * It makes me wonder if... even if there was some disaster... * Whatever's inside there... * Might be worse...?
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A WORLD BASKED IN PUREST LIGHT. BENEATH IT, GREW ETERNAL NIGHT. IF FOUNTAINS FREED, THE ROARING CRIES. AND TITANS SHAPE FROM DARKENED EYES. THE LIGHT AND DARK, BOTH BURNING DIRE. A COUNTDOWN TO THE EARTH'S EXPIRE. BUT LO, ON HOPES AND DREAMS THEY SEND. THREE HEROES AT THE WORLD'S END.
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
MY EYES ARE [[Burning]] LIKE [[DVDs of ANY movie at Half-pr1ce!]]
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
* I don't thinkest thoust two... shouldst be Aparte. * Instead, thou shouldst be... Togethere. * ... with Me.
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
* The opponent... * ... denies being the opponent.
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
* Woah, the hell is bringing you flowers? * Hey, what's wrong with a married man getting flowers? * ... So your, uh, wife gave them to you? * Nah, HAHAHA! I'm messin with ya! Kris's dad did! * (Not gonna try to understand this.)
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
* Ahahahaha!! Why... why didn't the skeleton... * Have anybody to dance with? * Because... he... had no "body" to dance with! Hahahah!! * hahahahahah. good one. * not only did you totally botch that joke, but, * i'm dancin' with ya, so it doesn't make any sense. * Ahhhahahaha!!
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
* Susie... * ... she's... * She's a really really nice person, Kris. * How can she be so kind...? * ... how?
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
* This world is full of all kinds of people, Kris. * In the end, how we treat them makes all the difference. * So let's try our best to get by without FIGHTing. * If we can manage to do that... * I believe this tale may have a happy ending.
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
* (A stale wind... you stifle a sneeze.) * (You are filled with the power of not sneezing.)
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
* (It's a bunch of roses in a glass container.) * Hey, I'm happy your dad brought me flowers, but... * Roses!? What is this, man? Beauty and the Beast? * That ain't gonna work, man! We're both beasts!
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
* (You found 20 Rupys in the hole!) * (Unfortunately, that's not a useful currency here...)
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Heh, How'd you like my Jarona
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
MY EYES ARE [[Burning]] LIKE [[DVDs of ANY movie at Half-pr1ce!]]
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
* (Inside the treasure chest...) * (.. there was another WATERCOOLER!) * (But, there was also 500 POINTs)
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
* I... I'm scared... * It's getting harder and harder * To just stand there smiling all the time. * To be the one * Pretending I'm not afraid, too.
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
* Two eggs over easy! Two eggs over medium! Two eggs over hard! * Two eggs over Very Hard. Two eggs over Expert Mode. * Two eggs over... ha ha ha... "LUNATIC"...
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
* Why not leave OUR Fountain... and get rid of YOURS in Castle Town? * Y... you... * Or... will you really take away someone else's fantasy... * Just to keep your own?
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
* Ja! I am HOPSCHEF! * I am doing FROIDERJUMPEN from my HAPPINESS! * Look! I have made DELECKERTIBLE SAUERDOUGH. * And no one has ever destroyed it. YIPPEE!
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
* YOU... are NOT! A HUMAN! * You're just... pretending to be something you're not! * Oh? Ralsei, wanna tell them what's wrong with that? * I-It's... * It's your PURPOSE to be a flower! * You... can't run from that.
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
* Wait, what was the name? * B... Bootis? Yeah! Perfect! * The taste, the smell, the...
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
* Oh, your dad? Yeah, he's a real fruit himself too. * Which one? I dunno, probably a hairy one... like a kiwi. * Hahahaha!!!
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
* Remember to obby for pink coins. Then it's catgirl time.
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
... All right! All right, fine! FINE, I ADMIT IT! Maybe I AM a little GLOOBY sometimes!! I AM!!! I'm GLOOBY!!! WHAT'S wrong with THAT, HUH!? We're ALL a little GLOOBY sometimes!!
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