DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 30m* A-HEM. * "Page 142." * "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times," * "Times-a pretty good. Times-a pretty bad." * "Mediocre times. Iffy times. So-so times..." 020
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 1h* (Hey, if I don't get to skip the puzzle, you don't either!) 020
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 2h* Clover flashes a trio of terrible smiles. 080
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 3h* What are you two doing? * Checking for mites and fleas. 040
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 4h* ... * B... but why her? * Wait, let me guess... is it because... * She's weak enough to make into your peon? * Haha No * Just The Opposite * It's Because She's Strong 050
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 5h* In fact, I wonder if... d-do you think...? * I wonder if Alphys would let us switch partners, I mean? * You know, so you wouldn't have to be the one, who, um, * Gets to be, slammed into lockers, and stuff, anymore. * (Wait, I don't think I phrased that correctly...) 051
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 6h* Kris!? You know how to make pie!? * The hell haven't you made ME any then, dumbass!! * You pie-hoarding piece of - 060
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 7h* What are you two doing? * Checking for mites and fleas. 052
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 8h* Of... of course! You can count on me! * I'll... make sure we... * ... have a wonderful adventure tomorrow! * The next day, too... * After all, that's what you want, isn't it? ... 0113
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 9h* ... So, why am I in here...? * Well, they found some crap, so it's just some tests. * Yeah, it's no big deal. Nothing a Holiday can't handle. * I'll be outta here in a jiff, then I can go back to, I dunno... * Yelling at you for getting tangled in our light display. 021
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 10h* So, what were you two doing...? * Just giving away Kris's old TV. * H... huh!? Wait, Kris, you... you didn't...! * You can't give THAT away! It's, it's... * ... huh? Did you want it, Noelle...? * Huh? Faha, no! I just... * ... nevermind. Faha. 040
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 11h* WE DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE!!! WE DON'T NEED [[Easels]] or [[CRTs]]! * WE DON'T NEED ANY [[Man, Woman, or Child]] [[At Half Price]]!! * WE DON'T NEED [[MIKE]]!!! * ... * ... Mike... * KRIS!!! DON'T BELIEVE [[Anything You See On TV!]] * THE MAN'S A CRIMINAL, I TELL YOU!! A CRIMINAL!! 0124
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 13h* i'm sans. * your friendly neighborhood skeleton. 071
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 14h* "Dear Catty, thank you for the honor of this junior dance." * "Your eyes are like whirlpools of molten cat food..." * "... the expensive kind you have to buy at the pet store." * Signed... Asriel!? 0122
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 15h* Rudinn... I thought you were next to me because you were my friend. * It's not my fault I'm inherently better than you in every way. 041
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 16h* JIGSAW JOE - Beat him up to earn his life savings! Boss! Don't listen to that! That's the wrong ACT!! The wrong ACT!! 061
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 17h* Stop thinking about good memories in front of the toilet. 1176
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 18h* (You ate some salsa.) * (It recovered... something.) * (Not HP.) * (Just... something.) 092
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 19h* S-Susie, I-I don't think you should... * Happy feet dumbass! 0133
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 20hNEED HEALING IN BATTLE? TRY OUR IN-GAME PURCHASES! 061
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 21h* Ahahahaha!! Why... why didn't the skeleton... * Have anybody to dance with? * Because... he... had no "body" to dance with! Hahahah!! * hahahahahah. good one. * not only did you totally botch that joke, but, * i'm dancin' with ya, so it doesn't make any sense. * Ahhhahahaha!! 030
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 22h* Shelter? I hardly know 'er! HAHAHAHA!!! ... what? 040
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 23h* ... * B... but why her? * Wait, let me guess... is it because... * She's weak enough to make into your peon? * Haha No * Just The Opposite * It's Because She's Strong 082
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026* Rudinn dislikes its boss, but doesn't care enough to quit. 041
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026* Hand shaking, you dropped the ball of junk on the ground. * It broke into pieces. * You felt bitter. 093
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026* The shelter... it's... * A place for people to survive an emergency, right? * But, ever since I've moved here, it's been... closed for some reason. * It makes me wonder if... even if there was some disaster... * Whatever's inside there... * Might be worse...? 071
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A WORLD BASKED IN PUREST LIGHT. BENEATH IT, GREW ETERNAL NIGHT. IF FOUNTAINS FREED, THE ROARING CRIES. AND TITANS SHAPE FROM DARKENED EYES. THE LIGHT AND DARK, BOTH BURNING DIRE. A COUNTDOWN TO THE EARTH'S EXPIRE. BUT LO, ON HOPES AND DREAMS THEY SEND. THREE HEROES AT THE WORLD'S END. 0145
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026MY EYES ARE [[Burning]] LIKE [[DVDs of ANY movie at Half-pr1ce!]] 041
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026* I don't thinkest thoust two... shouldst be Aparte. * Instead, thou shouldst be... Togethere. * ... with Me. 080
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026* The opponent... * ... denies being the opponent. 051
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026* Woah, the hell is bringing you flowers? * Hey, what's wrong with a married man getting flowers? * ... So your, uh, wife gave them to you? * Nah, HAHAHA! I'm messin with ya! Kris's dad did! * (Not gonna try to understand this.) 0100
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026* Ahahahaha!! Why... why didn't the skeleton... * Have anybody to dance with? * Because... he... had no "body" to dance with! Hahahah!! * hahahahahah. good one. * not only did you totally botch that joke, but, * i'm dancin' with ya, so it doesn't make any sense. * Ahhhahahaha!! 062
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026* Susie... * ... she's... * She's a really really nice person, Kris. * How can she be so kind...? * ... how? 0121
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026* This world is full of all kinds of people, Kris. * In the end, how we treat them makes all the difference. * So let's try our best to get by without FIGHTing. * If we can manage to do that... * I believe this tale may have a happy ending. 080
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026* (A stale wind... you stifle a sneeze.) * (You are filled with the power of not sneezing.) 021
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026* (It's a bunch of roses in a glass container.) * Hey, I'm happy your dad brought me flowers, but... * Roses!? What is this, man? Beauty and the Beast? * That ain't gonna work, man! We're both beasts! 072
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026* (You found 20 Rupys in the hole!) * (Unfortunately, that's not a useful currency here...) 071
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026MY EYES ARE [[Burning]] LIKE [[DVDs of ANY movie at Half-pr1ce!]] 0126
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026* (Inside the treasure chest...) * (.. there was another WATERCOOLER!) * (But, there was also 500 POINTs) 051
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026* I... I'm scared... * It's getting harder and harder * To just stand there smiling all the time. * To be the one * Pretending I'm not afraid, too. 2184
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026* Two eggs over easy! Two eggs over medium! Two eggs over hard! * Two eggs over Very Hard. Two eggs over Expert Mode. * Two eggs over... ha ha ha... "LUNATIC"... 1120
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026* Why not leave OUR Fountain... and get rid of YOURS in Castle Town? * Y... you... * Or... will you really take away someone else's fantasy... * Just to keep your own? 060
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026* Ja! I am HOPSCHEF! * I am doing FROIDERJUMPEN from my HAPPINESS! * Look! I have made DELECKERTIBLE SAUERDOUGH. * And no one has ever destroyed it. YIPPEE! 0104
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026* YOU... are NOT! A HUMAN! * You're just... pretending to be something you're not! * Oh? Ralsei, wanna tell them what's wrong with that? * I-It's... * It's your PURPOSE to be a flower! * You... can't run from that. 0193
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026* Wait, what was the name? * B... Bootis? Yeah! Perfect! * The taste, the smell, the... 171
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026* Oh, your dad? Yeah, he's a real fruit himself too. * Which one? I dunno, probably a hairy one... like a kiwi. * Hahahaha!!! 0112
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026* Remember to obby for pink coins. Then it's catgirl time. 0175
DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026... All right! All right, fine! FINE, I ADMIT IT! Maybe I AM a little GLOOBY sometimes!! I AM!!! I'm GLOOBY!!! WHAT'S wrong with THAT, HUH!? We're ALL a little GLOOBY sometimes!! 072