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Theo Lamb

@lambocalypse.bsky.social
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Artist. Butch lesbian, any pronouns. 38. Obsessed with The Locked Tomb, my partner, and art. linktr.ee/lambocalypse?utm_source=l…

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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The couple next door are moving. We're sad because they're both very nice and share stuff with us a lot. The husband gave me a miter saw he doesn't want to have to send off and omg I'm having a blast. KC gave me some money to buy some wood to make them a little folding desk. Hehehe
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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just one kiss. Only one. 2026
Digital art, my work. A monstrous wolf women kissing a women Close up of a mysterious wolf women kissing a women. My art
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
As things online get worse and less inviting, I'm over here going back in time with my crafting doing things like making cord with a lucet and trying to figure out if I can make an ancient warp-weighted loom from sticks I find in a forest.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If anyone can spare any money to help me pay bills I would greatly appreciate it. I'm disabled and haven't been able to work a steady job since 2018. Any helps goes to my bills and keeps me out of the sun trying to do deliveries (my meds hate the sun and I'm always in pain). Links in bio. Love you.
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 25/08/2026
We've been getting a lot of questions about how the Internet Archive digitizes books. The short answer: page by page, by hand. You may remember our viral 2021 video of Eliza Zhang scanning a book. That's still how we do it. Meet Eliza, and learn how we scan books: blog.archive.org/2021/02/09/m...
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Butch Activities™
A photo of a backyard garden cobbled together from an assortment of buckets and planters. The garden bed of dirt is being worked on. Dirt is everywhere. My boots are visible as I rest. I have cool lesbian flag shoelaces.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Have you heard about our person lord and savior, the Necro Lord Prime?
Gideon and Harrowhark carved out of wood and painted. They're from the book series The Locked Tomb.
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Kiana Mai @kianamai.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
NEXT MONTH!
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Call me Victor Frankenstein the way I'm making a friend for my child.
A wooden carving of Harrowhark from the Locked Tomb that's painted is next to an unpainted carving of Gideon from the same book series.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I bled for Her (accidentally stabbed my hand). #harrowharknonagesimus
A small wooden carving of Harrowhark Nonagesimus from the Locked Tomb bookseries. Next to an eraser for scale.A small wooden carving of Harrowhark Nonagesimus from the Locked Tomb bookseries. Held in my hand.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I bled for Her (accidentally stabbed my hand). #harrowharknonagesimus
A small wooden carving of Harrowhark Nonagesimus from the Locked Tomb bookseries. Next to an eraser for scale.A small wooden carving of Harrowhark Nonagesimus from the Locked Tomb bookseries. Held in my hand.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Y'all, my partner loves me so fucking much. They let me scroll through the weird radfem that followed them before blocking her because they know I love looking at weirdos on the internet. ;-; It feels so nice to be seen and understood.
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It’s really starting to grind me down
The Barney/Moe’s Tavern meme

“Default AI features” Barney being kicked out
“Finding how to turn it all off in the settings” -satisfied Moe

Third panel Barney coming in behind “software update”
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I made my child spend time outside in my janky backyard garden.
A tortoiseshell cat inside of a pet tent. She is looking up through the netting at the camera.A backyard makeshift garden where the plants are in pots.
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wrən @dirtsecret.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
i do this cuz i like you #makeaterriblecomicday2026
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I was too busy to post about it but yesterday was my love @raccoonbat.bsky.social 's birthday. I'm so lucky I have them in my life and I'm so happy to have them by my side to deal with everything life keeps throwing at me. So I just wanna brag for a moment. Lol
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Yesterday was my birthday. I'm 38 now. I love my partner so much. And I'm thankful for my friends.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”
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Blind Sided Dice 🎲🦯 @raccoonbat.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The big accounts not bothering with ALT is so discouraging esp when they claim they are inclusive. I havnt complained about this in awhile but guys im still here and im still BLIND and i wanna be able to interact and enjoy this site too, please use ALT text!
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Vlad ♦️ Remaster Edition @vladwakinyan.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
happy birthday weed
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Had the best day ever with @raccoonbat.bsky.social at the ren faire. I am the luckiest butch there ever was.
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Blind Sided Dice 🎲🦯 @raccoonbat.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
The ren fair was so fun, and loved dressing up with @lambocalypse.bsky.social, now for a nap and then to DM a ShadowDark lvl 0 gauntlet for my parents, lol.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Wrong. My cat would ask me where I am every few minutes and then ignore me when I get home. She is obsessed with me but in the way that she needs me to see her ignoring me.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Look what KC bought for me when I spotted them at the game store. I'm so excited to paint them when I finish my green dragon.
Miniatures of Jester and Fjord from Mighty NineMiniatures of Beau and Caleb from Mighty NineMiniature of Yasha from Mighty Nine
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totally not a Sam stan acc @yuriwizard.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
catra with whore written on the mirror
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Andrew ZeHusky | Vgen Commissions Open @andrewzehusky.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Here to promote my VGEN (trying to get verified) vgen.co/AndrewZeHusky Im aalso taking suggestions bc maybe I should rephrase the title description of the services. Ideas?
Screenshot image of my VGEN services and current prices. 

There are single telegram stickers for $8 USD. 
Sticker pack of 5 for $35. 
Full color Illustration of character for $25 titled "Kung Fu Panda Character" even tho it's open to all furries. 
Sparring Fighting Furry which is an illustration of 3 characters fighting for $50.
And Flat color Illustration for $25 with options to upgrade the colors and the background. 

Below there is a progress bar loaded 50% meaning that's how much I need in order to get verified.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I had to do a sleep study overnight and my real life Harrowhark left me "drawer bread" aka a 3 musketeers taped to a piece of bread in our snack drawer. Words can't express how much I love them. ;-;
A 3 musketeers candy bar taped to a piece of bread in a zip lock bag in a drawer with other food in it. There is a note on the candy bar that says "Saved you some for sustenance. Stay put and get some rest, Griddle!"
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Hello friends, I hate asking but if you're able to monetarily help me at all, I'd greatly appreciate it. I am disabled, haven't been able to work for 6 years, fighting for assistance, and have to struggling to donate enough to keep up.
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✨jess🔮yuri wizard✨ @witchazard.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
its my birthday today so u guys should totally give love to my sweetheart lesbians, Sam and Bianca😏 If u want to toss a tip to your local yuri dealer ive got an itchio page with some older yuri as well as a kofi😋 💚 witchazard.itch.io 🩷 ko-fi.com/supersappho
Werewolf Bianca holding up SamSam cupping Bianca's cheeks as they kissSam leaning her head on Biancas shoulder
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
media literacy 2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Pink Guy and an Orange Guy are sitting in the cinema. Pink Guy is munching popcorn and Orange Guy is slurping fizzy pop.
Pink Guy points up at screen and says “is that guy cool?”

Panel 2:
Orange Guy pauses drinking and replies “he just blew up a school full of kids”

Panel 3:
Pink Guy says “No, I know“

Panel 4:
We see the anti-hero on screen. He is wearing a purple t-shirt and a baseball cap facing backwards.

Pink Guy continues, “but his cap is so BACKWARDS”
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I HAVE OBTAINED THE SERUM! It only took a month. Funny enough, today is my follow up.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Life has just been messing me up really bad. Days are feeling very sisyphean. Having KC to help me with the boulder is nice but God I'm struggling.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Doctor said I can start T. Insurance said no. And I'm having trouble getting ahold of the doctor so I guess I just wait for my follow up to tell them I haven't been able to start it. I'm definitely not sad. I'm definitely not crying.
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Nicole 🐸🌿 @munespice.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
you’re the frog to my toad :) ❤️
Frog and toad looking at each other and carrying a kite with the words “you’re the frog to my toad”
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vicky 🌻 @crowwkui.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
scribbled some butch yuri for valentine's ⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ˚☽
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Blind Sided Dice 🎲🦯 @raccoonbat.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
We decided to do a banner exchange instead of a pfp exchange this year, and was fursona themed. So heres a simple banner of our fursonas for my love and heart @lambocalypse.bsky.social
A long banner picture of me as my raccoon fursona with my mask markings resembling bat wings and has a scruff of purple hair on top and for my eyebrows, the eyes are white to show im blind. Theos fursona is on the opposite side and touching my fursonas nose with theirs. Theos fursona is mostly brown with a pinkish face, black ears and gold pligs and nose ring. Pur fursonas are looking lovingly at eachother on a red background and a glowing heart symbol above our heads.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
When you smoke but your partner doesn't but you both want to be in each other's skin. Happy Valentine's Day to my best friend and love, @raccoonbat.bsky.social
A digital drawing of an anthropomorphic opossum and raccoon with bat wings. The opossum is sitting in a chair outside of a sliding glass door about to light a glass smoking pipe while looking up at the raccoon-bat standing inside the glass door. The raccoon-bat is staring back at the opossum with their face and hands pressed against the glass. They say "Hi" with little hearts around the speech bubble and then they also say "stinky" in another speech bubble.
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Blind Sided Dice 🎲🦯 @raccoonbat.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Have some seperate Gideon and Harrow doodles. #TLT #TheLockedTomb
A digital sketch of a bare shoulder up gideon from The Locked Tomb series, shes looking over her shoulder with a soft smirk her bangs falling to the side, a harsh shadow frames the side shes looking away from. Its very sketchy styled including the color.A digital drawing of harrow, from the locked tomb series, shes wearing priestly robes and skill make up, with skull and bones motifs on her robes. Shes looking contemplative with her hands pressed together in front of her. The drawimg is in a sketchy black and white.
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Blind Sided Dice 🎲🦯 @raccoonbat.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy new year!!!! Got to spend midnight with friends and my love @lambocalypse.bsky.social We ate yummy food and toasted smores indoors while playing boardgames. Its great now i get to start the new year cuddled up with someone id never thought id have in my life. ❤️
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Rhiannon Morrison @twinkiesdraws.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Little goblin girl
Pose sheet of Nott the brave featuring Caleb Widogast and Frumpkin.
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Blind Sided Dice 🎲🦯 @raccoonbat.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Did a little drawing for my gf's mom of her elderly beagle for christmas, we printed it out on cardstock so hopefully she likes it.
A black and white sketchy realistic style drawing of a elderly beagle with sad begging eyes and a dark collar. Lookimg at the viewer head on. The white boarder has paws and cartoony beagles on the corners.
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 04/12/2025
Patreon Policy Team emailed creators saying they'll host a livestream clarifying existing 18+ guidelines on DEC 11. If you're a creator please show up! You can submit issues you'd like them to cover in the rsvp form.
Live with the Policy Team
Join the Policy Team on Thursday, December 11th (12-1pm EST) for a livestreamed conversation about proposed updates to Patreon's Community Guidelines. The discussion will cover new policy proposals around Teen Safety and Harassment, and will further clarify existing Adult/18+ guidelines based on recent creator feedback.

Your feedback is a huge part of how policy at Patreon is formed, and no changes will be finalized until we've had a chance to talk with you about them. The last policy livestream had a record number of attendees, and we'd love to keep you just as involved as we close out 2025.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
He's my boy. #themightynein
A sketch of the goblin Nott and the wizard Caleb from the animated show The Mighty Nein. Nott is braiding Caleb's bangs while he sleeps on the ground.
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✨jess🔮yuri wizard✨ @witchazard.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
bestie cuddles💘 #oc #monsterhearts #lesbian
Sam pulling Bianca close, she cups her head and wraps her legs around Bianca and she jokingly says "youre trapped forever!"

Bianca happily gives in while saying "oh sammy whatever shall i do!"

They are both covered in lipstick marks and Sam has hickeys on her chest
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Blind Sided Dice 🎲🦯 @raccoonbat.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Marge simpson potatoe meme but instead its matt mercers head in her hand, and she is saying, "i just think He's neat!" Theo made the image.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I leaned over KC on the couch to kiss them and they're too busy scrolling through photos of Matt Mercer to kiss me. Lmao wtf
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Some Lumity just because I can.
A pencil drawing of Luz and Amity from the Owl House. It's a redraw of the scene where Luz is talking to the little rat creature they found who ate the journal and Amity is staring at her in wonder because she thinks Luz is so sweet.
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Happy Halloween! (sorry I forgot to post this here earlier) #griddlehark
A cartoon drawing of Gideon and Harrowhark from the Locked Tomb series. Harrow is dressed like Frankenstein and Gideon is dressed like the monster. Harrow is holding a grumpy looking jack-o-lantern in front of herself and Gideon is holding a happy jack-o-lantern above her head while yelling "RAWR" happily. Harrow looks like she's trying to stifle a smile while blushing and watching Gideon.
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skrif 🌲🚐 @skullbird.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
May the right fire burn within me.
There is hatred all around me.
But i wont let it win.
I can fight for what I love, 
more than against what I hate.
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