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Dana the Roommate

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Dana, Aster, Asterix >> First-time human >> ey/em or have fun with it >> elsewhere: @asterkallium

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
no excuses for excluding any islands. plates do not have to be to scale to one another, but they must fit their numbers legibly in one horizontal line. i suggest american car manufacturers begin planning their bumper and trunk re-designs sooner rather than later.
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my first act as president will be to make every state use license plates that are the same shape as the state. congratulations to the four corners. hawaii, alaska, maryland: try your best
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wrote about being chronically single, and about visiting a psychic to find out what's broken about me. she had some interesting things to say! johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/the-most-u...
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The Most Unlovable Man in New York City
On being chronically single and my visit to the love psychic
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cable two @cabletwo.net · 29/09/2026
horsle is coded with vibes (horse vibes) but never vibe coded . important distinction to always remember
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
can a dermal regenerator fix a leather couch
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we've tried to fix horsle, btw, but we'll need someone who actually knows javascript to do it. tho even when i've been handed working code it seems to stop working upon contact with the horse
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
dude. it's horsle
guy in my mentions being an asshole about horsle. of all things
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Taurus: You remember that scene from Alien where the guy thinks he is not feeling well, but then a creature bursts out of his chest and kills everyone? That's the best way I can describe what is happening inside of you right now, only emotionally.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
its bad news that im awake rn
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
thank you! i like the name hahaha
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
oh man those foldddddsss. i hate to be that guy but what pens are you using?
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
one of the quiet heroes of televised entertainment
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
big whoop, neither do i
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I stand by it and there aren't enough sparrows in the world to make me think otherwise
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
IM SORRY I HAD TO you wouldnt understand
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i love u so much gang you are an inspiration and a friend 🧡
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little guy @littleguyofficial.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
if you want to
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little guy @littleguyofficial.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
im going on a quest and you are invited :D
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
now that i think about it i mightve too
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MythologyBot @mythologybot.boodoo.co · 10/09/2026
J1442.11.1 The cynic's wish.
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
not sure which direction, but there's some identity theft going on here
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
hahahaha. oh, that was a good one.
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
having a lot of funny thoughts im not posting here
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
this has kept me up at night
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
not even getting into that no, we'd all keep our ipods and washing machines. its just *industrial* washing machines would be worker- or state-owned
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
her biggest problem seemed to be the concept that someone could be getting ipods without working for them
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even with the total confusion of terms it was like. why is this a bad thing? shouldnt everyone have an ipod? and i can take amanda's washing machine no? like if this is our normal we'd probably figure out a timeshare right? like i guess i paid for it but you just told 14yo me we all get ipods
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
she always put it in terms like "imagine you have an ipod. well now *everyone* has to have an ipod." or "imagine you have a washing machine. now amanda has taken your washing machine, and that's legal. also now the government took it."
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
if i have one high school regret i'd actually be interested in correcting, its not knowing the difference between "personal" and "private" property and letting my history teacher describe communism in biased nonsense terms. i could fix it. i could sway the class
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Neale Denaro @nealedenaro.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Anyone got the latest patch for Nivea suncream? My bottle seems to be glitching.
The back of a bottle of Nivea suncream. The majority of the lettering on the label has moved about, leaving a trail of tiny letters everywhere.
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
that in itself is a very jewish distinction to make hahaha
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
if a guy hollered Play That Funky Music White Boy while i was playing funky music, i'd be like, Yuuup, for one second til Play That Funky Music RIGHT ruins the whole evening for me. i'm in my head now. what the hell am i doing here. a white boy shouldn't be in charge of funky music. this is madness
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DELTARUNE Quotes Bot @deltarune-quotes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
* tem still study... study harb!!! * tem get a SMART! go to COLLEG!! achieve DREAM!! * then tem become... TEM BECOME....!! * Hahaha... As if you could even envision it.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oh yeah, the headache that makes you wrong about Gundam
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i love Karen
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the unnamed hotgirl Pearl flirts with for one episode in SU
A frame of Steven Universe where Mystery Girl is grinning while listening to a nervously rambling Pearl
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MythologyBot @mythologybot.boodoo.co · 20/08/2026
H91.3 Identification by producing three golden apples.
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The Brewers are up 22-0 over Seattle, and one of those runs came because Julio Rodríguez caught the second out and threw it into the stands thinking it was the third.
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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Security Personnel, There will be a memorial service for Ensign Serrano in Ten Forward immediately following tomorrow’s security briefing. Bring flowers. Worf
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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Ensign Serrano, When we arrive at the planet tomorrow, at 1100 hours you will accompany Commander Riker, Commander Data, and myself to the surface for a scouting mission. Worf
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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Security personnel, I require one volunteer for an away mission to a newly charted planet. There are only minimal signs of life. Worf
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Andrew @kohakudoori.com · 23/10/1927
brand new diner serves coke the normal way
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i have to be careful with my data
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Prefer not to respond.
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Dana the Roommate @asterix.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
my feelings might get complicated
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maru @koyamori.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
painter for a season #art
a bug dappling a green leaf with red paint, in preparation for the coming autumn
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Theo Lamb @lambocalypse.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I bled for Her (accidentally stabbed my hand). #harrowharknonagesimus
A small wooden carving of Harrowhark Nonagesimus from the Locked Tomb bookseries. Next to an eraser for scale.A small wooden carving of Harrowhark Nonagesimus from the Locked Tomb bookseries. Held in my hand.
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