Reposted by AspenCatteStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots. 15786362553
AspenCatte @aspencatte.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Please for the love of god food companies can you give me calories per gram and NOT calories per milliliter? I can't weigh milliliters without knowing the density of the food!!!! 030
Reposted by AspenCatteNova @lockebox11.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Posting this again because it mystifies me 2834391310
Reposted by AspenCattewaga baba bobo @dreamforests.bsky.social · 20/07/2026My hottest furry take? Well, I'm very glad you asked. I am so tired of bired of we need to need to beed to talk about balk about about how boften furries burries worries snurry. Everyone beveryones furries just dont talk about we need to normalize gormalize talking about balking about out. Furries 521542482
Reposted by AspenCatteRaquel @raqnery.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Eu n sei se isso aqui é melhor no início no meio ou no fim. 13949389
Reposted by AspenCatteBryce the Auradoggo @lucarianscout.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Congratulations to the winners of the TFF Guilty Gear Strive Tournament this year! 1st: @aspencatte.bsky.social 2nd: @smoldino.bsky.social 3rd: @django.is-grow.ing 4th: @azrial.bsky.social #TFF2026 0198
Reposted by AspenCattedapurplesharpie @sharpiepls.com · 19/02/2026this is my local community member ludovic. he came to every xanadu local. he helped coordinate carpools to get other people to the venue for street fighter. he represented DMV at majors. he respected all TOs. he IS fgc personified. if you don't have the funds to donate, pls just repost & share. 115881784
Reposted by AspenCatteonion person @junlper.beer · 04/03/2026linux heads were always right. time to sit my dumbass down and learn 1554474554
Reposted by AspenCatteOut of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 03/03/2026As someone with autism, I had to say this 25464126
Reposted by AspenCattejohnny 🔜 SQXL, Midwest Mixfest @magicmoste.bsky.social · 24/02/2026The EVO situation is dire. 3147172169
Reposted by AspenCatteRami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 03/01/2026As you read the news today, watch who phrases the news as an "illegal invasion and regime change" versus "bringing democracy". It'll tell you everything you need to know about the news source you're reading, and frankly should decide whether you ever read them seriously again. 1842171497
Reposted by AspenCatteKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/01/2026god I hate the gym in January 753464
Reposted by AspenCatteSir5000, was at Worlds/XP 😔 @sir.bsky.social · 31/12/2025┏━┛┃ ┗━┓┃┏━━┓┏━━┓┏━━┓ ┏━┛┃┃┏┓┃┗━┓┃┃┏━┛ ┗━━┛┃┃┃┃┏━┛┃┃┗━┓ ┏━━┓┃┃┃┃┃┏━┛┃┏┓┃ ┗━┓┃┃┗┛┃┃┗━┓┃┗┛┃ ┏━┛┃┗━━┛┗━━┛┗━━┛ ┃┏━┛ 136271068
Reposted by AspenCatteChris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 23/12/2025As a software engineer, let me just say that it's *extremely* telling that AI has brought lines-of-code back as a metric worth pretending is remotely worth giving a shit about. It's a terrible metric of basically no utility, but AI bros don't want to measure utility: they want to measure volume. 1122546
Reposted by AspenCatteSchermann🔞 @schermann.bsky.social · 10/11/2025✨NSWF fullbody art raffle✨ Follow me, like and reshare this post to enter also leave a reference in comments! Ends in December 25th Good luck :З #raffle #artraffle 8627999
Reposted by AspenCattePlatinumeggs 🔜 MFF26 @platinumeggs.bsky.social · 14/12/2025AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone - tech is now more expensive - you cannot trust most media of reality anymore - programs barely function - energy prices - literal psychosis - your voice can be literally stolen for evil - more spyware but hey, you can avoid paying an artist. 96159507719
Reposted by AspenCatte🔞 Sketch @sumiaou.bsky.social · 30/11/2025blurted it out immediately too 81786312
Reposted by AspenCattetalia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 29/11/2025ICE still FROZEN at Centre St & Howard in lower Manhattan right now as calls continue circulating for people to join. NYPD arriving with barricades. 22675902144
Reposted by AspenCatteAbra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 29/11/2025 161973552
Reposted by AspenCatteDeerly! @deerly.bsky.social · 26/11/2025much has been said about technology's effect on mental health, but it's important to remember its effect on our physical health, too. the postures we hold, the uneven wear on our body, the sedentary proclivities. i find my body in pain much more often when i slip into digital dissociations. 163
Reposted by AspenCatteDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea 294160413423
AspenCatte @aspencatte.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Speaking as a software engineer who has been pressured into "automating" with AI, this guy's a fucking dumbass. 030
AspenCatte @aspencatte.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Once again, if you vote for Andrew Cuomo I genuinely think you're dumb as fuck 051
Reposted by AspenCattePolitico @politico.com · 22/10/2025Curtis Sliwa says he would rather be fatally tortured than drop out of the NYC mayoral race and work for Andrew Cuomo.politico.comGive me candidacy or give me death: GOP nominee holds firm in NYC mayoral raceCurtis Sliwa said he would rather be fatally tortured than drop out and work for one of his rivals. 1201519201
Reposted by AspenCatteCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 08/10/2025#WarRavagedPortland 12503593111135
Reposted by AspenCatteGrim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 08/10/2025BOBCAT LOVES HIS BOX- I WANT TO GOVE HIM ALL THE SCRATCHES!!! 312149
Reposted by AspenCatteYellowdog @yellowdogposts.bsky.social · 02/09/2025POV You're on a date with Xenia 13662751772
Reposted by AspenCattepunkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 28/09/2025its tough out there but so am i 130116353796
Reposted by AspenCattepanken 🔞 @pankenlewd.bsky.social · 20/09/2025DO NOT go back to twitter that is the hitler site. i am dead serious with this shit. its main role as a de-facto organ of the trump admin is to facilitate nazi propaganda. you cannot be posting your doodles on the "euthanize all trans people" forum just because they still allow pornography 5764292847
Reposted by AspenCatteC. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 13/09/2025To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever. 2570242339
Reposted by AspenCatteMore Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 09/09/2025The U.S. economy added almost a million fewer jobs in 2024 and early 2025 than previously reported. Today's jobs report from the BLS shows that 911,000 fewer jobs were added during that period than previously believed. This cuts the number of jobs added in that time roughly in half. 36458108
Reposted by AspenCatteMinovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Stop debating this website's growth potential. I don't care. I'm a digital hermit crab. If it dies, I'll find another shell as I've done a dozen times before. 4579542098
AspenCatte @aspencatte.bsky.social · 02/08/2025My scraggly, sleepy, grumpy girl. Up until the end you managed to be entirely yourself. 20 years is a crazy long run. I'm gonna miss you pawing at my leg so you can sprawl out in my lap while I'm coding. I'll miss you hilariously giving Jojo the cold shoulder. Rest in peace Mini Kitty. Love you. 0130
Reposted by AspenCattepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 30/07/2025I would rather die than create an account to continue 6578651446