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AspenCatte

@aspencatte.bsky.social
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32 | he/him | bi | demsoc 🌹| musician 🎶 | coder 🖥️ | fitness nerd 🏋️‍♂️ | ADHD brain 🧠 | dummy 🥴 | no minors 🔞 | banner by @mr_tiaa | icon by @AyCeeArt

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lurian @lurian.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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AspenCatte @aspencatte.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Please for the love of god food companies can you give me calories per gram and NOT calories per milliliter? I can't weigh milliliters without knowing the density of the food!!!!
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Nova @lockebox11.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Posting this again because it mystifies me
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waga baba bobo @dreamforests.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My hottest furry take? Well, I'm very glad you asked. I am so tired of bired of we need to need to beed to talk about balk about about how boften furries burries worries snurry. Everyone beveryones furries just dont talk about we need to normalize gormalize talking about balking about out. Furries
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Raquel @raqnery.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Eu n sei se isso aqui é melhor no início no meio ou no fim.
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Bryce the Auradoggo @lucarianscout.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Congratulations to the winners of the TFF Guilty Gear Strive Tournament this year! 1st: @aspencatte.bsky.social 2nd: @smoldino.bsky.social 3rd: @django.is-grow.ing 4th: @azrial.bsky.social #TFF2026
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Himbo Smoothie @somestupidnerd.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
you asked for text: women.

"ai" responded: BWUF WOOOOUF ARF WOOOUF WAAARF WARFED AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRUF WOOF BWUFF ARF WPUUF WIFI GORP WARGH WOUF WEEEKF BEEF ARF!
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dapurplesharpie @sharpiepls.com · 19/02/2026
this is my local community member ludovic. he came to every xanadu local. he helped coordinate carpools to get other people to the venue for street fighter. he represented DMV at majors. he respected all TOs. he IS fgc personified. if you don't have the funds to donate, pls just repost & share.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 04/03/2026
linux heads were always right. time to sit my dumbass down and learn
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
As someone with autism, I had to say this
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johnny 🔜 SQXL, Midwest Mixfest @magicmoste.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
The EVO situation is dire.
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Chew ☁️噛む @chewchewer.com · 24/02/2026
Confession#35
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 03/01/2026
As you read the news today, watch who phrases the news as an "illegal invasion and regime change" versus "bringing democracy". It'll tell you everything you need to know about the news source you're reading, and frankly should decide whether you ever read them seriously again.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
god I hate the gym in January
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Sir5000, was at Worlds/XP 😔 @sir.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
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N✪STREM @nostrem.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
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AspenCatte @aspencatte.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I'll be That Guy
Cover for the 1991 album Laughing Stock by Talk Talk
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 23/12/2025
As a software engineer, let me just say that it's *extremely* telling that AI has brought lines-of-code back as a metric worth pretending is remotely worth giving a shit about. It's a terrible metric of basically no utility, but AI bros don't want to measure utility: they want to measure volume.
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Schermann🔞 @schermann.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
✨NSWF fullbody art raffle✨ Follow me, like and reshare this post to enter also leave a reference in comments! Ends in December 25th Good luck :З #raffle #artraffle
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Platinumeggs 🔜 MFF26 @platinumeggs.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone - tech is now more expensive - you cannot trust most media of reality anymore - programs barely function - energy prices - literal psychosis - your voice can be literally stolen for evil - more spyware but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
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Flynnvali @flynnvali.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
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🔞 Sketch @sumiaou.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
blurted it out immediately too
my OC Sketch and my boyfriend's OC Errai sitting at a table talking.

 "Do you know the Russian word for beer? It's really something special."
"..no. What is it?"
"piva" (actually spelled pivo? but he pronounced it pi-va)
"penis vagina"
"no"
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
ICE still FROZEN at Centre St & Howard in lower Manhattan right now as calls continue circulating for people to join. NYPD arriving with barricades.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
The cover of the book House of Leaves by Mark Z Danielewski with a downward facing text bubble as if it's saying the quoted post
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Shiny Skunk ✨🦨 @shinyluvdisc.gay · 26/09/2025
it's that time again
backwards baseball cap wearin hot thot fox and there's fancy text that says "Congratulations FAGGOT you made it to Friday"
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Deerly! @deerly.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
much has been said about technology's effect on mental health, but it's important to remember its effect on our physical health, too. the postures we hold, the uneven wear on our body, the sedentary proclivities. i find my body in pain much more often when i slip into digital dissociations.
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
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AspenCatte @aspencatte.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Speaking as a software engineer who has been pressured into "automating" with AI, this guy's a fucking dumbass.
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AspenCatte @aspencatte.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
origami angel
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Tirk @frogkaro.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
"Repost to delay silksong" meme with hollow knight plushies crudely MS painted over to say "Repost to delay GTA6"
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AspenCatte @aspencatte.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Once again, if you vote for Andrew Cuomo I genuinely think you're dumb as fuck
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AspenCatte @aspencatte.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
like this post if you're the table
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Politico @politico.com · 22/10/2025
Curtis Sliwa says he would rather be fatally tortured than drop out of the NYC mayoral race and work for Andrew Cuomo.
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Give me candidacy or give me death: GOP nominee holds firm in NYC mayoral race
Curtis Sliwa said he would rather be fatally tortured than drop out and work for one of his rivals.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
#WarRavagedPortland
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
BOBCAT LOVES HIS BOX- I WANT TO GOVE HIM ALL THE SCRATCHES!!!
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Yellowdog @yellowdogposts.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
POV You're on a date with Xenia
Point of view: Xenia the Linux fox is grabbing you by the hand, bringing you inside her room. She says "I lied, there's no Netflix. Instead I have a local Jellyfin server with twenty terabytes of pirated media."
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
its tough out there but so am i
a perturbed looking wolf girl with an arrow pointing to her and a caption that reads: (more than a little frustrated at how people
see her kindness and optimism as a sign of
naivete rather than the result of consistently
having her anxiety spirals and doomsayer
thoughts proven wrong by many genuine
people over the last two and a half decades
of her life and that this is not the tactic of a 
fool but one of someone who has seen the
effects that believing in the future and in
other people can have on those around you)
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panken 🔞 @pankenlewd.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
DO NOT go back to twitter that is the hitler site. i am dead serious with this shit. its main role as a de-facto organ of the trump admin is to facilitate nazi propaganda. you cannot be posting your doodles on the "euthanize all trans people" forum just because they still allow pornography
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
The U.S. economy added almost a million fewer jobs in 2024 and early 2025 than previously reported. Today's jobs report from the BLS shows that 911,000 fewer jobs were added during that period than previously believed. This cuts the number of jobs added in that time roughly in half.
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random videos with breakcore @memesbreakcore.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Stop debating this website's growth potential. I don't care. I'm a digital hermit crab. If it dies, I'll find another shell as I've done a dozen times before.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
getting into this template
STOP DOING OFFICES meme
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AspenCatte @aspencatte.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
My scraggly, sleepy, grumpy girl. Up until the end you managed to be entirely yourself. 20 years is a crazy long run. I'm gonna miss you pawing at my leg so you can sprawl out in my lap while I'm coding. I'll miss you hilariously giving Jojo the cold shoulder. Rest in peace Mini Kitty. Love you.
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AspenCatte @aspencatte.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Rest in peace mini kitty
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I would rather die than create an account to continue
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