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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.

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AspenCatte @aspencatte.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I thought this was a haiku for a sec

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AspenCatte @aspencatte.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Please for the love of god food companies can you give me calories per gram and NOT calories per milliliter? I can't weigh milliliters without knowing the density of the food!!!!

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Nova @lockebox11.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Posting this again because it mystifies me

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waga baba bobo @dreamforests.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

My hottest furry take? Well, I'm very glad you asked. I am so tired of bired of we need to need to beed to talk about balk about about how boften furries burries worries snurry. Everyone beveryones furries just dont talk about we need to normalize gormalize talking about balking about out. Furries

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AspenCatte @aspencatte.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I was kinda sad I'd be missing the strive tournament but now I'm not sad anymore

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AspenCatte @aspencatte.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

These guys LOVE the thought of their wife being financially dependent on them like the relationship HAS to be built on an unequal power dynamic or they're not interested. How could they be secure in the relationship without some soft coercion involved?

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Raquel @raqnery.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Eu n sei se isso aqui é melhor no início no meio ou no fim.

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Bryce the Auradoggo @lucarianscout.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Congratulations to the winners of the TFF Guilty Gear Strive Tournament this year! 1st: @aspencatte.bsky.social 2nd: @smoldino.bsky.social 3rd: @django.is-grow.ing 4th: @azrial.bsky.social #TFF2026

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AspenCatte @aspencatte.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

tbf they also showed that you can block curse

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AspenCatte @aspencatte.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

check out my top furry games: rivals of aether, rivals of aether 2, creatures of aether, dungeons of aether, dreams of aether, and lovers of aether

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dapurplesharpie @sharpiepls.com · 19/02/2026

this is my local community member ludovic. he came to every xanadu local. he helped coordinate carpools to get other people to the venue for street fighter. he represented DMV at majors. he respected all TOs. he IS fgc personified. if you don't have the funds to donate, pls just repost & share.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 04/03/2026

linux heads were always right. time to sit my dumbass down and learn

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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

As someone with autism, I had to say this

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AspenCatte @aspencatte.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

As a mildly effeminate gay man, I heavily disapprove of this article

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Chew ☁️噛む @chewchewer.com · 24/02/2026

Confession#35

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AspenCatte @aspencatte.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Would argue that even knowing the basics of how it works makes the whole thing look stupid as hell

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AspenCatte @aspencatte.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

I thought the exact same thing

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AspenCatte @aspencatte.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

I'm sorry this is a beautiful piece but this immediately popped up in my head when I saw it youtu.be/zWBfywA27Fs

youtu.be

jerma985 “they don’t want our love to exist”

YouTube video by peach T3a

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AspenCatte @aspencatte.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

I try to make the sort of pattern I'm going for obvious so that future devs can very easily and intuitively add to the existing framework I've built. But I'm not making a helper for a factory for a database query to do that, I'm just making my code well organized and commented lol

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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 03/01/2026

As you read the news today, watch who phrases the news as an "illegal invasion and regime change" versus "bringing democracy". It'll tell you everything you need to know about the news source you're reading, and frankly should decide whether you ever read them seriously again.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

god I hate the gym in January

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💀 House of 5000 Big Skeletons 🩻 @sir.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 23/12/2025

As a software engineer, let me just say that it's *extremely* telling that AI has brought lines-of-code back as a metric worth pretending is remotely worth giving a shit about. It's a terrible metric of basically no utility, but AI bros don't want to measure utility: they want to measure volume.

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Schermann🔞 @schermann.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

✨NSWF fullbody art raffle✨ Follow me, like and reshare this post to enter also leave a reference in comments! Ends in December 25th Good luck :З #raffle #artraffle

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AspenCatte @aspencatte.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

exhibit A why I always backdash round start against pot

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Platinumeggs 🔜 MFF26 ‼️COMMS OPEN‼️ @platinumeggs.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone - tech is now more expensive - you cannot trust most media of reality anymore - programs barely function - energy prices - literal psychosis - your voice can be literally stolen for evil - more spyware but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.

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AspenCatte @aspencatte.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

shout-out to the hedgehog for telling him what was wrong so he could better himself, and for being there to remind him of his goals when he was about to give in to temptation

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🔞 Sketch @sumiaou.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

blurted it out immediately too

my OC Sketch and my boyfriend's OC Errai sitting at a table talking.

"Do you know the Russian word for beer? It's really something special."
"..no. What is it?"
"piva" (actually spelled pivo? but he pronounced it pi-va)
"penis vagina"
"no"

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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

ICE still FROZEN at Centre St & Howard in lower Manhattan right now as calls continue circulating for people to join. NYPD arriving with barricades.

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Shiny Skunk ✨🦨 🔜 FurPoc @shinyluvdisc.gay · 26/09/2025

it's that time again

backwards baseball cap wearin hot thot fox and there's fancy text that says "Congratulations FAGGOT you made it to Friday"

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Deerly! @deerly.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

much has been said about technology's effect on mental health, but it's important to remember its effect on our physical health, too. the postures we hold, the uneven wear on our body, the sedentary proclivities. i find my body in pain much more often when i slip into digital dissociations.

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea

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