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Grim Flandango

@grimflandango.bsky.social
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Writer of stuff, mostly weird, sometimes dirty. Chronic oversharer. He/him, 40+ Find my writing on Medium medium.com/@flannigan479 or Patreon patreon.com/GrimFlandango?utm_mediu…

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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 56m
Featured- a picture of 3 white women referencing the civil rights movement to justify exposing their infant children to potentially fatal diseases. Certainly I don’t want to bang my head against a brick wall until thinky time stops…
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 1h
What’s interesting about Carlson is originally he was just a grifter with no beliefs in anything except furthering his career. I think the combination of financial incentives and self mythologizing has permanently altered his brain though, and who knows what now lurks in his shriveled, black soul?
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 1h
Imagine if we in the US took this kind of interest in the fate of people having their lives torn apart by rampant, unchecked greed. Where would we be then, I wonder…?
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 2h
I imagine the appeal for guys is the opportunity to spend a day walking around with a carrot shoved up their ass and then enjoying a good paddling at night without having to examine those proclivities. Fucking buy a friend with a bonus free pass for rape.
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 2h
*gasp* They all lied in their confirmation hearings! Well surely such things have some kind of consequences, right?
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 3h
Evergreen post when referring to Friedman.
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 3h
So cool!
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 3h
The biggest draw of twitter and now Bluesky for me has always been that I can exist on social media without ever risking learning a single goddamn thing about what my high school classmates are up to these days.
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 3h
It’s interesting how Trump can’t hold a coherent thought in his head for more than 12 seconds yet he just won’t let go of the Greenland thing. Imagine if he expended even a fraction of this energy on learning economic policy or foreign relations.
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 12h
Problem is, if we were using it for what it was good for, no one’s becoming a trillionaire off it and that seems to be all that matters to anyone.
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 12h
America is a smug, self aggrandizing, petulant child who wants all the candy and thinks they’re smarter and better than everyone else so they should be in charge but also some idiot handed them nukes.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13h
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 18h
This is remarkably unsurprising to me.
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 18h
This is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard.
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Civility is when vulnerable people take whatever shit is heaped on them, polarization is when vulnerable people push back. There’s no scenario in which the ratfucks stop heaping shit on the vulnerable, which is why I’m fine with polarization.
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Society can’t stop us in our 40s because we don’t care about appeasing anyone anymore!!!
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kinda surprising anyone’s still trying to float this narrative. It really does not matter. No matter how any of them felt behind the scenes, you are who you pretend to be.
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Ian Gordon @idgordon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“The problem here is not the fact the Trumps are affiliated with a bank. It’s the fact that Donald Trump can fire the bank regulator if the bank regulator doesn’t do what he says.” Latest from @russchoma.bsky.social:
motherjones.com
Why Trump’s crypto business wants to become a bank
Sen. Elizabeth Warren decries the first family’s latest crypto play as a “clear conflict of interest and corruption.”
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes, Google by all means, show me seven pages of results each of which has the actual main point of my query crossed out…
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Instagram is for girls,” is a line Elon Musk actually wrote because his brain has been so broken from being up his own ass this long that he’s incapable of conceiving of how people might see him
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Michan Connor @michanconnor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I walked past Sen. Ron Johnson on a street corner by the Capitol a few months after that July 4th he spent in Moscow during Trump 1 and I called him a traitor. It felt fuckin great. Made up for when I passed Arne Duncan in O'Hare and couldn't come up with a zinger
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Jesse Pohlman (He/Him) @jpohlmanwriting.com · 01/10/2026
I get the idea of cutting the US off, and I really do appreciate that. Like, please, do that. We deserve it. But the Orcas fucking don't, do they?
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“The profound moral question is not, 'Do they deserve to die?' but 'Do we deserve to kill them?'" - Sister Helen Prejean
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ultimately, it doesn’t matter what you think their motivations are. There are a bunch of politicians who loudly play god botherer that I guarantee have no faith whatsoever, but they’re still playing that game and they’ll play it right to the bitter end, so what’s the difference?
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gotta say, I have no idea who to believe on this one…
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes…”two or three generations”…definitely everything was fine before then…
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
T-this is satire, right? This is more AI bullshit…? Please…?
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today on Fox and Friends- Santa Claus: jolly elf or raging terrorist?!?
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Of course she does. States’ Rights!!! WOOHOOO!!!
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ray Bradbury knew everything there was to ever know about spinning a yarn. Mr Electrico told him to live forever and while his physical form may be gone he continues to live up to that instruction.
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is possible, a lot of you just need to figure out how to give a shit about anything beyond yourself for just 10 minutes.
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, fuck, another dream of mine has died. Sincerely.
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Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm sorry does this guy think he won 86% of the popular vote?
Why should Americans believe that you respect the free press when you're restricting access to the White House to some of our colleagues? 

Because I do respect the free press, but I don't respect fake news. I'll give you an example. CNN and MSDNC, which is MS Now—they changed the name because it does so poorly. But I won the election. I won it handily by massive numbers. I won the popular vote. I won all seven swing states. They said if you won three swing states, I won all seven. I won the counties. It's very important, 86% popular vote. Everything, and very conclusively, I haven't had a good story on CNN for years. They're incapable of being—they're fake news. Same thing on MS NOW.
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Emily M. Bender @emilymbender.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New from @timnitgebru.blacksky.app and me: "It is high time for us to regulate usage of systems sold as “AI”, not because they are magical machines, but because they are error-prone products that shouldn’t be used in high stakes scenarios." www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Forget ‘superintelligence’: error-prone AI nearly sparked world war three this month | Timnit Gebru and Emily M Bender
The risks of AI aren’t what we think they are, as a recent security incident between China and the United States reveals
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Exactly this. Always has been a grift, always will be a grift. They're selling you on a Ferrari at a Ferrari price point and the AI stans are yelling THIS IS MAGIC driving around in a Pinto. A nation of rubes and suckers.
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
More followers yes, and hopefully fewer people who’d like nothing more than to see me burn to the ground for my bullshit.
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The reason we don't use actually effective means of execution like the guillotine or the firing squad is that these methods can't hide the fact that execution is a brutal act that has no place in civilized society.
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He’s right, but I feel like it misses the point. We could ban Greek letters and polo shirts from campuses tomorrow and these guys would find ways to gather together to prey on women. Rape culture isn’t frat culture, it’s American culture.
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok, Yoo, you fucking ghoul. Pick up a gun and get to it if you’re so goddamn strong in your convictions.
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hmmm…illegal alien? Do you mean human being who fundamentally deserved better than to be seized by psychopaths and murdered in the name of white supremacy?
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Republicans told us to hate. To hate openly and freely. To hate with everything we have. To purge ourselves of anything that might stand in the way of that hate. And then the hate turned their way and now they want a fucking do-over.
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Swear to god if I have to read about one more republican lawmaker clutching their pearls about how we need to return to a culture of civility I’m gonna lost the last tattered remains of my mind.
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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hey so shit is so very bad right now as somebody who works on abuse, let me say that one of the hard things about these moments is that we don't know how to talk about them let's start with: this shit keeps happening bc we let it sojo.net/articles/opi...
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Abuse Happens Because We Let It
Menlo Church pastor John Ortberg Jr. knew his son was attracted to children and failed to restrict his access.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 01/10/2026
it’s become so normal for people to disclose their rapes to appeal to people’s humanity around rape cases that we don’t think about how disgusting the need to do that is put the worst moment of your life out for public consumption, so that half the comments can call you a liar.
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s made exponentially worse by the fact that a staggering number of people apparently do not have any humanity to appeal to…
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hi abolish the death penalty the state should never have the power to murder (yes this includes indirectly, I see you, ICE)
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(watching as people complain that my friend has just set the social contract on fire and fostered the rise of a brutal fascist regime that has led to the deaths of millions) "Oh come on, now, be nice to your neighbor"
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*whispers* stunt on these hos
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Grim Flandango @grimflandango.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Saying AI must benefit workers is like saying cigarettes must benefit toddlers. No, I’m sorry, that’s not fair. I don’t think tobacco manufacturers believe the whole point of their product is to harm toddlers.
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