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ceej @ceej.online · 23h
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026
*extremely standing normally at a fancy event voice* Folks,
TGIF THANK GOD I’M FRASIER meme. Frasier is in a tuxedo and is standing normally
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they hate him for the same reason hillary clinton hates bernie sanders: his authenticity exposes what they really are, which is obstacles to progress rather than agents of it
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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is season one Smithers.
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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RJ City @rjcity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The instinct to share something personal about Pac, but the amount of respect, care and commitment he had to wrestling and to being a professional is a line I can't bear to cross - but let that remind you just how good he was. Forever loved, forever respected. What a fucking Bastard.
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♾️ UNCAИИY (they/them) VundaHalloweenathon Edition 🎃 @uncanny305.bandcamp.com · 27/09/2026
One of my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE things in wrestling is when two wrestlers do a sick spot and then the next time they face off they do the same spot but the one on the receiving end is ready for it this time and counters it. This might be the best I've ever seen. #AEWAllOut 🤼
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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
recognizing that everyone is sick of my bullshit so i might as well go back to when i wasn't annoying
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erika warrens 🖤 yharnam szn @skankmar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
darby saying he's the first steven borden is dead ass funny because it kind of implies he doesn't know sting's shoot name
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 26/09/2026
*extremely still Friday somewhere voice* Folks,
TGIF THANK GOD I’M FRASIER meme. Frasier is sitting at a microphone opining
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026
look, you can't just punish trump when dems are in power. that might make republicans do something crazy, like stage a coup, illegally shred the federal bureaucracy, or even vstart abducting people off the street and extraditing them to torture sites all over the world
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
a little savvy political advice for all you democrats running for office out there: you want voters to think you believe different things than the people they hate and blame for everything
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Herr Spooky Gunther Büergers @calamityjon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fun fact: Libertarians who smoke weed always think they're Left-Wing, mostly because they're dumb as hell. Glad I could clear that up.
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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Alan remarking that SNW has “somehow turned into a much less funny version of Community” clarifies the problems I’ve had with what was a once good Star Trek show.
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward
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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hippo Lover Truck
Pictured is the rear of a blue Ford F150 adorned with four pro-hippo decals along with a license plate frame that says, “I BRAKE FOR HIPPOS” and a personalized license plate reading HIPPO❤️R.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just Ms.Rachel spreading Ed Sheeran for filth
If more than 20,000 white children were killed in another part of the world, everyone would be shouting about it at their concerts. Treating some children’s lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral.
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Imagine looking back 20 years from now at yourself kicking someone off a tour because they spoke out during a genocide that has killed 20,000 kids.
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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Mr. T “documentary” on Netflix is laughably bad at 48 minutes, utilizing subtitles where none are necessary, using AI cartoons in the style of Mr. T and The T-Force without ever using that name, and alluding to the idea that he may have murdered some people for robbing his mom.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Anyway, it is Day 7 of the Be Specific Challenge, where I beg any reporter talking to these tech CEOs about how, exactly, AI is going to make us extinct in a year. If they dreamscape 50 hypotheticals, ask them to be specific, because they are doing a creative writing exercise for money, not policy.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s very important to know you can just tell them their questions are dumb. It’s what Trump does! He’s been very successful at it! The media decided to stop asking actual important things to him because of it!
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Oktobermoz @obermoz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Questiob: Elon Musk and J.K. Rowling are two people who have inflicted an enormous amount of cultural damage on the trans community. What are your thoughts on them?

Answer: I mean… these people are Nazis. They’re literal Nazis. There is a one-to-one connection between Elon Musk and the Nazi community. He did a full-blown Sieg Heil on a national stage.
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scwiba @scwiba.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This man won his primary by 30 points.
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Nick (derogatory) 🎃 @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Some of you are too young to remember the end of Bush II. Strap in.
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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“This is not a problem.” Is right there as a perfectly acceptable answer.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
looking for facial microexpressions on people in the oval office to see if trump pooped his pants is healthier i think than the 2016 era looking for microexpressions in melania trumps face as proof that she wants to divorce him stuff
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Dorian Dawes @doriandawes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Why wasn't this piece of art more explicit with its messaging" cause it would have sucked ass Bob. Telling people the truth isn't as effective as making them experience it. That's why it's art and not an essay.
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 07/09/2026
i think right now he is genuinely fixated on adding new american territory as the brass ring, the thing they'll never be able to take away from his memory i also think he can't make it happen so as 2029 approaches we are going to more and more see a family annihilator presidency
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Tom. @notthattomgreen.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Why THE BUTCHER rules!
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
every day is one day closer to the day it finally happens
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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
One of the things I appreciate most about AEW is how it made it okay for wrestlers to do the piledriver again.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“the secretary of health and human services food-shamed the secretary of state by instructing AI to create an image of him spoon-feeding sauerkraut to the vice president and then posting it on X” is now a true sentence you can say before pulling your hair out.
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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Star Trek SNW’s fourth season is a padded out collection of what Short Treks could have been (derogatory).
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 03/09/2026
The first wave of Democratic candidates to understand that “The Supreme Court is a corrupt cesspool of pro-Trump reactionaries and there is only one way to fix it” is a winning message will become stars in a hurry
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Democrats Who Are Still Afraid of Supreme Court Expansion Need to Grow Up
Democrats are finally grasping that their voters do not like the Supreme Court and do not want to be represented by politicians who defend it.
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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Bryan Alvarez getting so exasperated with Big Dave yesterday about WWE heel/face affiliations that he wanted to consult AI gave us the rare Meltzer yell of “WHO GIVES A FUCK?”
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 01/09/2026
the thing about every major figure in this administration is that every single one of them is an irredeemable piece of shit and the thing about the next democratic congress and next democratic presidency is that they absolutely must treat these pieces of shit with all of the respect they have earned
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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
That moonsault was so scary! #aewallin
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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Dogs are probably cool with Gabe Kidd hanging out with the Deathriders so often for the same reason taking my chihuahua to the dog park gets him to calm down for a few hours when I bring him back home.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 29/08/2026
*extremely unnervingly focused voice* Folks,
TGIF THANK GOD I’M FRASIER meme. Frasier is staring very piercingly at the camera
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Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles @rustyshackles.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I miss when wrestlers used to look like a rich lady tried to make their ugly dog pretty
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When we hate on these disgusting immoral evil billionaires it’s bc just look at everything Dolly did. They could be doing that. They could just be helping people and every day they choose not to help people. They choose to harm. And when they die, we’ll dance and laugh and be thankful they’re gone.
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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Will Ospreay on Dynamite this week: “Glazz-goar!”
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Did you know Linda McMahon spent years allegedly covering up a pedophile ring in her workplace while letting them keep doing their thing because the primary perpetrators were her friends?
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026
we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 22/08/2026
*extremely windswept voice* Folks,
TGIF THANK GOD I’M FRASIER meme. Frasier’s hair is flying around
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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
There’s a dangerous lack of Jason Mantzoukas appearing in the general pop culture landscape.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i will not feel badly for any of these people, because politics is not a dumb little game among Serious People for debate perverts. they are both nightmarishly awful people who deserve far worse than any level of questioning and mockery could ever produce
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