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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Darby Allin’s coat makes him look like he’s wearing a powdered wig.

It’s a screenshot of a YouTube thumbnail from AEW’s channel with the 2:51 video titled “Darby Allin vs MJF AEW World Championship Spring Break Thru …” MJF is on the right holding the AEW World Championship belt on his shoulder while wearing his devil crown from the AEW Dynasty PPV. Darby is on the left wearing his pink furry coat but the picture is framed around his head in such a way that Darby could be wearing a colonial powdered wig. He looks dumb but Darby usually looks dumb. Have you ever seen his wrestling gear? It’s sheer black tights with black jean shorts. He’s a trip, man.

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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

What if that hair transplant surgery had been perfected in 1999?

It’s a picture of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson from the live action version of Moana, but there’s a catch. Here, The Rock, normally a bald man, has a luscious and full head of shoulder length, curly hair. The Rock is not immune to body modification over the years: he famously got surgery on his pecs in the late 90’s to prevent gynecomastia. So what this joke presupposes is that The Rock probably would have gone the way of MJF and Chris Jericho and CM Punk and done what was necessary to capture his fleeting youth.

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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

search your camera roll for hell

It’s a still of Bane from the Harley Quinn cartoon, and he has his arms raised up while green glowing venom courses through tubes surrounding his body. The closed caption text on the still says “I was born in Hell, and I demand respect!” It helps to also read the caption in James Adomian’s voice because his acting on the show is superb.

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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Had to say so long today. He was a good dog.

A very handsome beagle wearing a blue Snoopy/Dodgers handkerchief with a look of bemused detachment

Same beagle as the first picture looking straight at the camera this time with a slight head tilt as if he was experiencing curiosity for the first time

Same beagle as the first two pictures but his ears are slightly back and he’s looking to the left in a not quite shifty look but definitely implying he was caught or up to something (mostly he was probably tired of having his attention held for all of the pictures to get taken)

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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

remember the time that spider-man's clone died and turned to dust on a roof then spider-man just left the remains there with the clothes and shoes and everything

Comic panel with Spider-Man kneeling on a rooftop ledge as the corpse of his clone turns to dust. First dialogue box which is from the POV of the resurrected clone remembering his death says: "Dying in your arms, I was at peace...until I felt myself start to dissolve--the way Miles Warren's clones do when they decay." Second dialogue box says: "That's when I realized..." Third dialogue box says, "Everything I am is a lie."

Three comic panels. Panel one shows Spider-Man on the same roof from the previous picture looking at the dusty remains of his clone getting carried off by the wind as the clothes he was just in when he was alive are still present, red shirt and everything. The dialogue box says, "The only good part was..."

Second panel shows the same set of remains with the dialogue box that says, "...at least it was over." Spider-Man is peacing out and swinging away, just leaving that mess on a roof. Maybe he intended to go get a bucket or a dustpan and come back but it's not like he says that he wants to clean it up or anything.

Third panel is the same remains with nary a Spider-Man to be found. There's a dialogue box that says, "Except..." On the rest of the page, Miles Warren comes back and scoops up some of the remains, presumably to make a new Peter Parker clone that somehow retains the memories up to and including dissolving into his maroon shirt and jeans and shoes. But great responsibility doesn't mean leaving your gross clone dust up on someone's roof, Spider-Man!

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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Dudes will look at this and say hell yeah

Front page of the NY Post with Zohran Mamdani holding a hammer and sickle looking bad ass despite them trying to pick a bad pic but he’s just too handsome and charming with the headline “On your Marx, get set, Zo! Socialist Mamdani wins race for mayor THE RED APPLE”

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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

That sweater is at its limit. The belly is pushing up into the buttons. He’s one of our members.

Black and white picture of Babe Ruth eating something while in a sweater that is pulling on the buttons because it is at its limit. His hair looks really nice, though.

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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Keep thinking about this panel from The Ultimates for some reason…

Panel from The Ultimates (2024) #12: Doom is pointing to the reader. Left dialogue box says, “You all talk of revolution, but when the decisive moment comes...? Even knowing we will fail--Knowing for an absolute certainty--you refuse to take the necessary steps!”
Right dialogue box says, “What are you walting for? This world is a prison. What do you have to lose but your chains?”

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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

That’s gonna be a no from me, big dog.

Screenshot of a Google News notification from Deadline that says, “'One Day In October', Scripted Series About 2023 Attack On Israel, Lands At HBO Max”

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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Post a meme made by you (I was too chicken to post this when it was relevant, and yet it still is sorta)

Cover of Uncanny X-Men 124 where Colossus wears a Communist themed set of red overalls with a picture of Marx inside the hammer and sickle along with a red beret. He’s holding up Cyclops and Storm by the throat. The cover has been meme-ified to include Cyclops saying, “Don’t you understand leftists? We’re your friends!” Colossus is labeled Bernie Bros. Storm is labeled MSNBC. Cyclops is labeled with the hashtag #VoteBlueNoMatterWho.

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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

This show (and the books it’s based on) hits in such a specifically hard to define way.

Jeevan Chaudry sitting down in the birthing center with a sign that says YAY on his head despite looking quite crestfallen and out of his depth

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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Can’t wait to skip Summerslam forever!

Screenshot of a Fightful post with the headline “Triple H Does Water Spit In Front Of The White House” that has a link to an article and a picture of Paul Levesque outside the White House looking like an egomaniac mark, ready to jump up and down for the sex pest President with whom HHH has a lot in common since they both love running cover for people accused of sex trafficking

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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Hasbro just did a box set of the band as a San Diego Comic Con exclusive.

Action figure box set of the fake GI Joe band Cold Slither; the box is in the background and the four figures are in front with two on the left holding guitar accessories, the third sitting at a drum set, and the fourth playing a keytar

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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

One of my favorite little bits in Friendship was Craig having only this picture as a decoration in his garage.

President Barack Obama’s senior staff pictured in a room as they watch the Seal Team 6 operation that compromised Osama Bin Laden to a permanent end, which John Cena then announced to a WWE crowd later that night.

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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

I took HBO's "Which Deadwood Character Are you?" quiz! Click here to take the quiz.

Screenshot from I Think You Should Leave’s Fenton’s Horse Ranch sketch. An elderly woman looks resigned on the left, a bearded elderly gentleman dressed in ranch wear with a cowboy hat is in the center looking frustrated as only an old man can, and a brown horse blissfully unaware of the size of his hog or even the human conceit of comparison is on the right. Closed caption states, “You can’t compete with these horse hogs.”

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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

when the principal has to take a pie to the face at a school function

Screenshot of an Elon Musk tweet from 2/17/25 where he wrote: “I am endlessly amused by the infinite indignities I suffer on the very platform that I own” because he’s presumably very depressed and sad and that’s funny because he could just shut up and be rich but instead he needs to be liked when the solution to that in life is to not be a Nazi asshole and most people will probably be inclined to like or love someone. Oh, well.

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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Don't you dare turn your eyes away from history, even the awful, scary parts. If you don't watch it with your own eyes, you rely on others to tell you what you saw. We must all bear witness to what's coming

Lisa Simpson holding a newspaper with the headline “Local man thinks wrestling is real” showing a picture of Homer Simpson raising his arms in triumph

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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

My dog has a mega-esophagus so he has to eat in this chair and look like a humiliated baby for half an hour three times a day after every meal. His name is Pancake.

Beagle sitting in a Bailey high chair looking morose

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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

He looks like Neil Patrick Harris playing Bart in the made-for-TV movie Blood on the Blackboard: The Bart Simpson Story. Richard Chamberlain played Principal Skinner.

Screenshot from The Simpsons episode "Bart the Murderer" where Neil Patrick Harris, shown here holding a gun, plays Bart Simpson

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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

I just learned today that there’s a button under Accessibility in Settings that requires alt text for any picture before posting.

Screenshot of the accessibility settings screen for Bluesky with the “Require alt text” button toggled on.

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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 09/08/2024

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.

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BT (he/him) @askmrfigs.bsky.social · 08/02/2024

Repost with your favorite meme you've ever made

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