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crashed-out cottagecore compiler dev, cat parent, and casual cooking enthusiast personal website + blog + recipes: www.ashn.dev

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ashn @ashn-dot-dev.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I turned the Git repository for Mellifera, my scripting language with mutable value semantics, into a physical printed book! The script that generates the book is, of course, written in Mellifera itself. You can just do things! 🐝 #mellifera
A paperback book titled "The Mellifera Programming Language" sitting inside the package it was just unboxed from. The book in 8.5x11 inches with about an inch (~250 pages) of depth, has a plain tan background, and features a cover image of Melli, a rotund cute looking cartoon bee with tiny wings who is smiling. The cover features subtitles with the commit SHA (9d7db45aa2df8d4b668c374a49c552bcc3a80c61) and the commit date (2026-09-01) used for the source code of the book.A look inside "The Mellifera Programming Language" book showing a section of the primary Mellifera interpreter, written in Go. These particular pages show some utility functions, as well as the CombEncoder data structure used to serialize Mellifera values.A look inside "The Mellifera Programming Language" book showing the tail end of the mf-test testing tool for the language, as well as the basic types and values example program written in Mellifera.
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Sisyphus, but for reducing tail latency @bluespacecanary.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
how your message finds me
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ashn @ashn-dot-dev.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today is a special day of the year, and Spooky the cat is vybin’ 😎 #cats #catsofbluesky
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole."
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ashn @ashn-dot-dev.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What lovely news! This is going to be my evening reading! So excited for my MNT Reform Next to arrive this fall! <3
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kyn @kyn-n.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the moment i saw this it took over my brain like a parasite
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was trying to get through to one of the staff of this site yesterday but like, this is psychosis. The people who run this site think AI is alive. How do you come back from this
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Christopher J Stevens @metaphysiology.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yet another occasion has arisen for me to repeat to fellow researchers that genAI illustration will repel me away from your work, and that I will not share a thread you have chosen to illustrate with genAI.
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ashn @ashn-dot-dev.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Saw a cool looking mushroom on my walk to the train station 🍄
Close up photo of a white mushroom with a cap that looks like a dome, almost like a sphere, with a white stalk.
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Null convention @nullconvention.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton was what a lot of billionaires only can pretend to be. A person of gold conscience and character with strongly held convictions she didn't waver on, who put her money where her ideals were without self aggrandizement. They'll never be a tenth of who she was and remains.
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ashn @ashn-dot-dev.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Got my first victory in Noita! Ping-pong path plus luminous drill was so busted that I was able to turn the playthrough into an 11 orb run. Just after completing The Work, you can see me fire off my multi-nuke-wipe-the-entire-screen wand 🧙‍♂️🪄☢️✨
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ashn @ashn-dot-dev.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
New blog post - Calculating The Average Commit Time Of Day Using The Circular Mean And Mellifera: ashn.dev/blog/2026-06... Using a circular mean to calculate the average time of day in a modular number system like a 24 hour clock, seen here to find when my average Git commit occurs during the day.
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Calculating The Average Commit Time Of Day Using The Circular Mean And Mellifera
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ashn @ashn-dot-dev.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Programming is inaccessible to the average Joe! That is why I developed Joelang™, a new Joe-based programming language (aka joegramming language). Joelang™ adds joebject-oriented capabilities on top of the industry-tested Brainfuck language, creating a new language that even Joe Mama will love!
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ashn @ashn-dot-dev.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Programming is inaccessible to the average Joe! That is why I developed Joelang™, a new Joe-based programming language (aka joegramming language). Joelang™ adds joebject-oriented capabilities on top of the industry-tested Brainfuck language, creating a new language that even Joe Mama will love!
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ashn @ashn-dot-dev.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Just doing some early strength training on cows in the Lumbridge cow pen on the UIM, nothing to see here… 💪 #osrs #uim
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The best part of having a wife is that there's someone in your house that you can do really terrible bits at whenever you want
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Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction @richardallensmith.com · 17/06/2026
🪿WHICH RICH AND POWERFUL PEOPLE JD🪿
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ashn @ashn-dot-dev.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
What is more entertaining to a cat - hundreds of dollars worth of toys, or a cheap drain snake? Apparently, it’s the drain snake.… #cats #catsofbluesky
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Luna @moonbase.lgbt · 16/06/2026
inside of me are two wolves one is curious about the world and will gladly spend hours, days, weeks, months down a rabbithole learning about a thing the other just wants the computer to fucking work
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ashn @ashn-dot-dev.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The girlies are snuggling 🥺 #catsofbluesky #cats
Two cats lay with their heads touching each other atop a couch. The cat on the left is a small black cat with pink collar, and has her front teeth poking out. The cat on the right is a tortoiseshell curled up like a shrimp. Both are sleeping.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
THIS IS REVERSE 9/11!!!!!
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ashn @ashn-dot-dev.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
How your email finds me…
Joy, a tuxedo cat, lays on her backside in a cat tree bed, with a lil’ pink fat tummy hanging out.
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ashn @ashn-dot-dev.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Saw graffiti in a Jefferson Station bathroom stall: “Bottoms and tops, we all hate cops” Happy pride everyone! 🏳️‍🌈
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
In this year, in 2026, in this Age of Global Fascism, the think pieces I do not have the slightest interest in are any flavor of: ‘Has the left gone too far?’ ‘Has ‘woke’ ruined everything?’ ‘Have the left ruined the humanities/academia?’ ‘Are white men really the real really real victims?’
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Haskell programming language @haskell.org · 02/06/2026
The past years have seen horrendous attacks towards trans people. We have a duty to protect the most vulnerable members of our communities. There is no Haskell without the trans people who have shaped it through the years. This June is a month of celebrations, but the struggle continues. ✊🏳️‍⚧️λ
The trans flag with a greek lowecase lambda letter in black on it.
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Ingus Wraith @inguswraith.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Some cool stuff, undoubtedly, but who else noticed what was conspicuously missing 🫥 from the OSRS Summer Campfire 🔥? Oh, yeah, it was Pride 🌈. Pride 🌈 belongs in Gielinor. Fuck Mod North. My OSRS playtime has plummeted 📉 these past few months. & that's fine. secure.runescape.com/m=news/summe...
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Summer Campfire 2026
A cosy catch up on all of our upcoming projects.
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ashn @ashn-dot-dev.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Just before on that same porch: Hodgepodge with some groovy funk in Farsi 💯🔥🎶🎸
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ashn @ashn-dot-dev.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
West Philly Porchfest was an absolute banger today! 🤘 Video: Mariposas Galácticas with their absolute banger of a set 💯🔥🎶🎸
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ashn @ashn-dot-dev.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
After 400 commits, hundreds of hours of work, and multiple recent nights of lost sleep due to last-minute bugfixes, Mellifera, my education-oriented scripting language with value semantics, is now getting a soft initial release! 🥳🎉🐝 www.ashn.dev/mellifera.html github.com/ashn-dot-dev... #mellifera
GitHub commit graph showing commits over time to the Mellifera repository from October 2025 to May 2026. The graph has two spikes around March of 2026 and May of 2026. The text "Peak Mental Illness" is superimposed over the graph, with arrows pointing to these two spikes stemming from the text.
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ashn @ashn-dot-dev.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
After 400 commits, hundreds of hours of work, and multiple recent nights of lost sleep due to last-minute bugfixes, Mellifera, my education-oriented scripting language with value semantics, is now getting a soft initial release! 🥳🎉🐝 www.ashn.dev/mellifera.html github.com/ashn-dot-dev... #mellifera
GitHub commit graph showing commits over time to the Mellifera repository from October 2025 to May 2026. The graph has two spikes around March of 2026 and May of 2026. The text "Peak Mental Illness" is superimposed over the graph, with arrows pointing to these two spikes stemming from the text.
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Once again: German universities were the envy of the world before the Nazis rose to power and took an ideological wrecking ball to the entire enterprise. If you want to know how long it took for German universities to recover… they haven’t.
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ashn @ashn-dot-dev.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
dopamine.mp4 #osrs
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ashn @ashn-dot-dev.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Great write-up for the OSRS/RuneScape enthusiasts out there 😎 jkm.dev/posts/how-20...
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How 2004 RuneScape fit a multiplayer RPG into 56k dial-up · jkm.dev
In 2004 I played too much RuneScape on a 56k modem that died the moment Mum picked up the phone. A 3D world, up to a couple of thousand players on a server, dozens on screen at once - in the browser, ...
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ashn @ashn-dot-dev.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Use GitHub for day without experiencing an outage challenge (impossible) 😮🤯👎
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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Fashion designer Jeremy Scott delivers commencement speech to Kansas City Art Institute graduates. Wait for it…
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ashn @ashn-dot-dev.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Every article from major news publications lately has been "Trump to throw more babies into meat grinder" where the body of the article will say something like "John McGovernment said he was unaware of a single precedent where a sitting president was able to throw babies into a meat grinder"
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Orangetronic @orangetronic.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
watching the tech industry burn out all the people i know who actually care about delivering things that aren’t perpetually broken, all at the altar of infinite velocity, is making me utterly utterly furious.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/05/2026
i genuinely don’t know if we’ve seen a more corrupt administration and president in history
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ashn @ashn-dot-dev.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Old vs new watering can for the garden. Such a genuine improvement, both in terms of water capacity and how evenly it spreads water over the soil. Wife commented that it is like when you get a watering can upgrade in a farm sim, and she is pretty spot on!
Two watering cans in a backyard garden sitting on a table. On the left is a small green watering can with a single stream spout. On the right is a large black watering can with a shower head-like spout.
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Bread 🥐 @breadbeard.xyz · 13/05/2026
☠️🐝 Something something poison bee Pokemon. #art #pokemon #pokemonart #artistforhire #commsopen
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I’ve never really been an Our Tax Dollars guy but all the blatant corruption, ballroom, slush fund for rioting pedophiles etc is really throwing me into a permanent state of rage and bloodlust. Something’s gotta give
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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Trump didn’t just pardon his followers who stormed the U.S. Capitol. He’s now set them up for payments through a slush fund he created to reward his allies—out of your tax dollars. You could not make this up.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.
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ashn @ashn-dot-dev.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Why the fuck am I paying federal taxes if these ghouls are just going to funnel that money into a bullshit fund supporting perpetrators of a coup?! Such a naked display of corruption, shredding any remaining semblance of the social contract.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 18/05/2026
“Instead of student loan forgiveness we’re doing a coup forgiveness program”
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ashn @ashn-dot-dev.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Plant day! 🌱 Wife and I planted some tomatoes and herbs in our back yard garden for the first time! We also went to the local plant/coffee shop and picked up some cute little guys for our indoor shelves (still need to be re-potted)!
Four young tomato plants sticking out of a planter-box-looking-thing in a yard in front of a fence.Baby rosemary, basil, and thyme plants in a planter-box-looking thing in the yard. In front of the box there are similar herb plants in three medium sized clay pots.Five shelves: three hexagonal shelves in the upper left, upper right, and lower left sides of a wall and two flat shelves in the middle, offset with the left flat shelf higher than the right. All are filled with a combination of indoor leafy plants except the right flat shelf, which has some cacti in addition to a single monstera plant. The shelves are lit from below by a soft scattered warm light source.
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ashn @ashn-dot-dev.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Wife and I hung some shelves in our living room. 🐝 Went with an asymmetrical look because the studs in the wall did not allow the two horizontal shelves to be properly centered. Totally fucked up driving one of the screws into a stud, but it could look worse 🤷‍♀️
Two flat shelves made of dark wood, offset by about a foot and a half horizontally, and about 8 inches vertically, with the left shelf higher than the right. The shelves are surrounded by three smaller hexagonal cubby shelves: one large shelves to the top right of the horizontal shelves, one medium to the top left of the horizontal shelves, and one small to the left beeline the horizontal shelves.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 12/05/2026
When we took office, NYC had a $12B deficit. Today it’s zero. And we didn’t close that gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets, & public housing. Call it Pothole Politics or Democratic Socialism: We are government that delivers for the people.
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