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Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction

@richardallensmith.com
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Trade unionist. John Brown enthusiast. Army vet. Diasporic southerner. Developer: KachiKoshi for iOS/Android, a sumo companion app apps.apple.com/app/kachikoshi/id679… play.google.com/store/apps/details?…

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Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction @richardallensmith.com · 29/09/2026
LOOKS LIKE CREDIT DEFAULT SWAPS ARE BACK ON THE MENU!
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Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction @richardallensmith.com · 28/09/2026
Are there any two people sweating more right now than both Rams fans?
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Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction @richardallensmith.com · 22/09/2026
Well, he's right about that last part.
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Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction @richardallensmith.com · 19/09/2026
I guess after the last 17 years, it would be wrong for me to be upset about Alabama football being straight ass.
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Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction @richardallensmith.com · 19/09/2026
In being 100 PERCENT sincere: If I were ever president, I’d govern like a business executive. Dedicated to class solidarity above any other principle.
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Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction @richardallensmith.com · 16/09/2026
THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!
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AFL-CIO @aflcio.org · 14/09/2026
The Senate is considering the Protect College Sports Act, which would undermine college athletes’ collective power while letting the NCAA and powerful athletic conferences set the terms and conditions of work. The AFL-CIO and its Sports Council urge Senators to reject this bill.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Abolish ICE” was immediately met with eye rolling condescension and after events proved that policy correct, and support *among Democrats* for it exploded to like 80%, it didn’t move party leaders at all. How is this tenable
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Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction @richardallensmith.com · 14/09/2026
Sounds like market collusion?
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Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction @richardallensmith.com · 14/09/2026
Someone let Mike Tomlin know he can afford not to buy off the rack
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Greg @booksnotwooks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s awesome that Ryan Day is just fully college ball Sirianni where his record is essentially unimpeachable, he’s more or less only known success on a historic level since taking the job, and yet nobody thinks he’s a actually good at his job
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Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction @richardallensmith.com · 13/09/2026
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Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction @richardallensmith.com · 12/09/2026
Loser behavior.
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Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction @richardallensmith.com · 12/09/2026
The sweet spot was 2.
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Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction @richardallensmith.com · 12/09/2026
Deboer gotta go man.
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Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction @richardallensmith.com · 12/09/2026
Reminder that storming the field is loser behavior.
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Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction @richardallensmith.com · 12/09/2026
When an SEC team throws on 4th/1
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New Jersey Liberal Premier @njstopwonk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
No fucking words, I never ever wanna hear any of these ghouls use Christianity to attack democratic candidates again when they’re doing this shit
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Micah @rincewind.run · 11/09/2026
I know we say this about a lot these days but "ross ulbricht starts drug marketplace, tries to hire hitmen, goes to jail for life, is pardoned by trump and appears at his convention with a 'become ungovernable' background in support of the literal president" is a little on the nose
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Cai @annenotation.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I straight up don't like this guy and I think it's bad he's in America.
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Matt Ortega @mattortega.com · 07/09/2026
A child who got a hold of a label maker.
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Nate Pentz @natepentz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hell yea.
Riley ganes: I want to a wnba game in Mpls...it was a bunch of disgruntled lesbians. It felt like the entire arena was booing Sophie Cunningham
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Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction @richardallensmith.com · 03/09/2026
BIG NEWS! KachiKoshi, my Grand Sumo basho companion app, is now available for Android in the Google Play store! play.google.com/store/apps/d... iOS users can get it from the App Store: apps.apple.com/us/app/kachi...
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KachiKoshi - Apps on Google Play
Follow professional sumo tournaments, wrestlers, rankings, bouts, and results.
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Matt Ortega @mattortega.com · 01/09/2026
Not beating the Pedocon charges.
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Steve Herman @newsguy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The son of a former chairman of the Texas Republican Party has been sentenced to federal prison after admitting he worked for China's primary foreign intelligence agency. www.justice.gov/opa/pr/ameri...
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American Citizen who Worked as an Agent for the PRC Sentenced to Two Years in Prison
Thomas Weir Pauken II, 51, an American citizen who lived and worked in the People’s Republic of China (PRC), was sentenced today to two years in prison and 36 months of supervised release with no over...
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Matthew Sheffield @matthew.flux.community · 01/09/2026
JD Vance continues to do Yale Law School proud. The United States is the only major country where a politician can say batshit crazy stuff like this and not be permanently exiled from politics by the public and the media.
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Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction @richardallensmith.com · 01/09/2026
Listened this morning and couldn’t believe what I was hearing. Did BS really think there’d be no repercussions here?
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It’s mind-blowing that we have literal white nationalists in the White House carrying out unfathomably cruel, abusive, white nationalist policies, and the punditariat has spent the last two weeks debating if some people were too intemperate after a Black man was murdered by cops six years ago.
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Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction @richardallensmith.com · 30/08/2026
Me talking about the worst person I met in the Army, except it’s Lee Zeldin/the Taliban.
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Tamara Keel [Scary Remix] @tamslick.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What's wild about TERFs is their monomania. Like, I see trans people on here posting about their hobbies: various fandoms, gaming, photography, their pets, whatever. Stumble across a TERF and scroll their timeline (before you block them) and it's literally nothing but screeching about the transes
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Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction @richardallensmith.com · 27/08/2026
“Hey @spannersready.bsky.social! In seven seconds or less, can you explain what being in the military is like?” Spanners: open.spotify.com/clip/0aVTOUb...
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Clip - The Biggest F1 Story Lines Across the Second Half of the Season
The Ringer F1 Show · Clip · 7s
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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 26/08/2026
Wanna know something I think would be crazy? It would be crazy if XX-XY Athletics, the apparel firm stoking outrage against the WNBA, had a secret, Koch brothers-aligned, oil rich family fortune behind it. But that would be crazy, right??? www.foiaball.com/p/xx-xy-athl...
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The oil money lurking behind the WNBA outrage
XX-XY Athletics has an interesting paper trail.
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metal dot txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well, what I always say, "I just want everybody to be treated good." I try not to get into the politics of everything. I try to get into the human element of it. I have some of everybody in my own immediate family and in my circle of employees. I've got transgender people. I've got gays. I've got lesbians. I've got drunks. I've got drug addicts — all within my own family. I know and love them all, and I do not judge.

And I just see how broken-hearted they get over certain things and I know how real they are. I know how important this is to them. That's who they are. They cannot help that any more than I can help being Dolly Parton, you know, the way people know me. If there's something to be judged, that is God's business. But we are all God's children and how we are is who we are.
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.
“In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5', I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither one of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder.”
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SEIU Local 925 @seiu925.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We’re not in the habit of recognizing celebrity deaths here at 925. That said, Dolly Parton is a national treasure and some folks here joke that Dolly is our Locals patron saint. After all her song “9 to 5” is our anthem. Today we remember all the love and kindness Dolly brought the world.
Tribute-style portrait of a Dolly Parton performing in a ruffled light purple blouse, arm raised and singing into a microphone, overlaid with the lyric: "You're just a step on the bossman's ladder / But you've got dreams he'll never take away."
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Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction @richardallensmith.com · 25/08/2026
The subtle class radicalism of Dolly is something else. www.youtube.com/shorts/RMUL5...
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Dolly Parton's Unusual Role Model 👀 #shorts
YouTube video by TheEllenShow
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
yeah, you have to read this.
Playboy: Why are there so many Dolly Parton look-alike contests?

Parton: Because they’re fun. Who would be better to impersonate than Dolly Parton? All you gotta do is get a big blonde wig, makeup, and if you’re pretty well proportioned … or you can even fake it.

The best parts of Dolly Parton look-alike contests are guys dressed up like girls. It’s so easy to do me.
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Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction @richardallensmith.com · 25/08/2026
My favorite press release I've ever written: www.nea.org/about-nea/me...
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Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction @richardallensmith.com · 18/08/2026
MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS!
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Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction @richardallensmith.com · 18/08/2026
Many people are saying this.
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Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction @richardallensmith.com · 18/08/2026
YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE THANKS TO AMAZON PRIME FAMILY SHARING! Thanks, I hate it. www.nytimes.com/athletic/752...
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Jeff Bezos consortium owns close to 40% of Liverpool
1892 Holdings, the consortium headed up by Amit Bhatia and including Bezos, also hold the option to buy a controlling stake of the club.
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Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction @richardallensmith.com · 18/08/2026
It remains hilarious that one of the most valuable sports franchises in the world is literally a tontine for siblings who all hate each other. www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...
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Jeanie Buss contesting family's vote to sell stake in Lakers
Jeanie Buss is contesting a claim from the rest of the Buss family that they are sharing their remaining stake in the Lakers to new owners Josh Kushner and Bob Iger.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Actually pretty funny for a bunch of ex-Republicans to join the Democrats and then immediately start asking other Democrats if they're secret Republicans
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Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction @richardallensmith.com · 17/08/2026
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Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction @richardallensmith.com · 17/08/2026
Stole my nickname smdh
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Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction @richardallensmith.com · 14/08/2026
Brilliance of this ad is that Paxton has so many well known big scandals that there isn't really anything you can throw at him that isnt already priced in. But "you know the kind of guy who steals your favorite pen? KP is that fucking guy" is personally and viscerally relatable to everyone.
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Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction @richardallensmith.com · 14/08/2026
"ICE's" is an S-tier homophone.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 14/08/2026
the revenue and deficit problems are going to be very, very real by 2029, and any dem that wants to be president is going to need to demagogue the rich for them, even though we will not be able to just tax the rich our way out of it.
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Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction @richardallensmith.com · 13/08/2026
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Man's Rapid Aging Transformation
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