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Ash

@ashfacetblr.bsky.social
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Artist/Fanfic Author www.patreon.com/AshtonLauren Local Degenerate/Tired Sarcastic Catboy Fandoms: Gravity Falls, BNHA, Osemanverse, Hellaverse, The Boyfriends webtoon, OHSHC, South Park, The Werecleaner, Forgotten Hill, SoSFOMT, etc

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keigo 🪶 @hokusu.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
#HokusuWrites #DabiHawks Hawks who has no life outside of heroics and food, and so he associates everyone he knows with a type of food because honestly? Somedays he doesn't even bother remembering their names. There's so many faces that have come in and out of his life since the day he debuted,
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I'm not even going to ask what happened last night, Steve...
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Paul Prins @paul.urbanmonastic.org · 04/05/2026
As a child I owned hundreds of Star Wars cards (like Magic the Gathering but someone both more and less nerdy). So here is a shout out to my mom, who kept me from buying a box of thousands of cards hoping I'd get a Boba Fett or something. I remember being very upset, but she was 100% right.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Eight million patriots > one wannabe king.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 28/03/2026
He raised us… our first anti capitalist globalist text was literally animaniacs
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Don’t let them gaslight you. This is from the NYPD’s official account
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🍷🚬💸 @vanillabrwnsugr.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I think creators need to get more comfortable with the concept of the death of the author and just ride really hard for the people who DO get what you're going for. It's really upsetting seeing so many artists end up resenting their projects because they hyperfocus on ppl who aren't Getting It
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
a punk cowboy call that alt tex
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Still can’t get over the House GOP rejecting a 100-0 bill from the Senate to fund TSA, Coast Guard, and FEMA and… just going on vacation. Complete abdication of duty.
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Oh no, two well-educated big dawgs agreed with me. Oh no no no no no no no . . . this is going to be so fucking bad
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Miranda Rider @mirandarider.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I didn't know what to make for dinner so I threw together what I had in the fridge and ended with bourgeois hamburger helper.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Anyone wanna beat me on the head with a hammer until I'm dead or too stupid to be aware?
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Ash @ashfacetblr.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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Ash @ashfacetblr.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
The sad thing is she isn’t precisely wrong, it’s just that that is fucking absurd. The solution isn’t “so you should need an ID to vote to!” it’s “holy shit when did we let this become an acceptable requirement to do most things”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19/03/2026
Katie Britt: "You can't go to work, you can't shovel snow in New York City without an ID"
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U.S. Press Freedom Tracker @pressfreedomtracker.us · 19/03/2026
BREAKING: Estefany Rodríguez of Nashville Noticias was released from an ICE facility in Louisiana today, two weeks after her arrest in a news vehicle in Nashville, TN. Rodríguez argued in federal court the arrest was in retaliation for her reporting on ICE operations.
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Spanish-language journalist arrested by ICE in Tennessee
Spanish-language reporter Estefany Rodríguez was taken into custody by Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers in Nashville, Tennessee, on March 4, …
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Due to high geopolitical tensions, sports fans are temporarily required to contextualize their posts, for example: ❌ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK ✔️ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK how did he make that basketball go in the hole
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Just saw this shirt in the wild
Skeleton on a shirt with text saying 

JUST A DAD
WHO ALWAYS CAME BACK WITH THE MILK
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
sooooooo phisticated
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Freedom is when you have to constantly pour money into your Child Crusher 3,000 because you live in a place designed to be actively hostile to anyone not in a car
A woman puts gas in a giant black Bronco. The text reads, "Not gonna lie, I pay 0 attention to gas prices. What else am I gonna do? Walk?"
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 19/03/2026
“They got money for wars, but can’t feed the poor.” — Tupac said it years ago… and here we are. The Pentagon is now asking for an additional $200 BILLION for this war. We always find the money for war. But when it comes to housing, healthcare, or feeding people? Suddenly it’s crickets.
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Ash @ashfacetblr.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
That fucking SNL emoji skit is taking hostages and I’m one of them🚡❤️
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THAT Amber @buriedbybooks.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
A fun thing to do is look at Amazon’s price history tool. Prices remain steady on most things over the last 30 days. Toggle it to 90 and almost everything spiked 30%
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
If you are having a hard day remember that there are baby Giraffes
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 21/01/2026
Pastors working for ICE Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants Which one looks more like Jesus???
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 15/01/2026
This has been the plan all along. - Foment violence and chaos in the streets of MN - Implement the Insurrection Act - Declare Martial Law - Suspend elections
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Ash @ashfacetblr.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I love it when man made disaster documentaries will be like “here are all of the reasons this could’ve been foreseen and how they could’ve prevented it” and then cut to an interview where someone says “no one could’ve seen it coming or prevented it”
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
REV. BLACK (who was shot in the head with a pepper ball): “If this is what they’re doing to pastors, journalists, teachers, mothers, and the elderly gathered to sing and pray outside ICE facilities… what might they be doing to our neighbors who are behind those walls?”
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Ash @ashfacetblr.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
When the testosterone hits🏳️‍⚧️
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Horrificallie @grissallia.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
How do you say ALDI? Germany: Al-Dee Australia: Al-Dee USA: All-Dee AMERICA, WHY?
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Kit Yates @kityates.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Traditional proverb: "Why do a work-enforced computer update today that you could put of until tomorrow?"
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Ash @ashfacetblr.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
www.patreon.com/posts/141340...
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Character Art Dump | Ashton Lauren
Get more from Ashton Lauren on Patreon
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The Bluesmobile @bluesmobile.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
“Every day is a great day for reckless high-speed driving. But today the air seems extra crisp. Maybe it’s just the pumpkin-spiced nitrous oxide talking.” - Pumpkin-Spiced Nitrous Oxide
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
The vice president of the United States is a clownish dipshit, Exhibit 64,532
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Ash @ashfacetblr.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Chat Ive been drawing Gotts x Brandon art and it is sinful am I cooked? #SoSFOMT #Rule34Artist #Imsosorryformysins
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Ash @ashfacetblr.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Just beat untitled goose game for the first time with the roomie Feeling fucking incredible tbh that game was awesome finally get what all the fuss was about
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 14/10/2025
Vaccines are safe and effective. Autism isn't caused by vaccines, and autistic people and their families deserve our support. When you want information, ask your doctor. It's more important than ever for all of us to speak plainly, truthfully, and directly about public health.
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Meg 💖 @megnc.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
So glad more people are waking up to Bari Weiss’ bullshit.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
BREAKING: Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado has won the Nobel Peace Prize, winning recognition as a woman “who keeps the flame of democracy burning amid a growing darkness.” She was lauded for being a “key, unifying figure" in the once deeply divided opposition to the Maduro regime.
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Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado wins the Nobel Peace Prize
Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado won the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday, winning recognition as a woman “who keeps the flame of democracy burning amid a growing darkness.” The former op...
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Have you been on Ebay lately? "Customer pays import tariff" warnings on nearly every listing. The very note His Magasty bullied Amazon out of including on theirs.
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