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Miranda Rider @mirandarider.bsky.social · 6h

Me: What are you going to be for Halloween? Little Neighborhood Girl: A crab leg. Me: Answers like that are the reason you are my favorite.

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Miranda Rider @mirandarider.bsky.social · 12h

When I worked at The Executive's Den, they'd make you dance onstage to this song if you were bad.

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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Trump on Iran: Let 'em take out Los Angeles and San Diego, it's a small price to pay

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 05/10/2026

We’re moving 10,000 low-income children off the child care voucher waitlist — at absolutely no cost to their families. Eligible families with children ages 6 weeks to 13 years, and through age 19 for children with special needs, will be invited to apply for a voucher on a rolling basis.

Mayor Mamdani and others make an announcement at a podium with signage that reads “Child Care for all”

Children hold hands in front of signage that reads “Child Care for all”

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Miranda Rider @mirandarider.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Little neighborhood girl (with a tiny voice): Is it okay if I swear? Me: I don't care. Her (in a voice that could shake mountains): FUCK!!! Her (tiny voice again): I've waited so long to say that. Thanks, Miss Miranda. Me: No problem, sweetheart.

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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oct 4 is the feast of St Francis of Assisi and it’s traditionally a day to bless your pet at the church.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The guy sneering at "your precious liberal arts degree" majored in Philosophy at Harvard

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Miranda Rider @mirandarider.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Damn! Sensitive much? I know a lot of people are way anti-carbs these days but FUCK! 🤣

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Miranda Rider @mirandarider.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Certain members of my family constantly asked, "What kind of job do you think your going to get with a degree in English?" I told them I wasn't going to college to get a job, I was going to college to get an education.

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Miranda Rider @mirandarider.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Before you request a roleplay, know that this is the type of energy you need to be able to bring to the table. 🤣 youtu.be/gl7FRtb5LxA?...

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Role Play

YouTube video by Gary Gulman - Topic

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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This cat thinks shes a pitbull after growing up with them Original post

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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.

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Miranda Rider @mirandarider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What's the difference between being a client and a regular? You're not a regular until I remember your name

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Miranda Rider @mirandarider.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I was really confused for a minute because I that potash was Canadian french fries.

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Miranda Rider @mirandarider.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"If you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight. We're going nowhere slowly but we're seeing all the sights. And I'm definitely going to hell, but I'll have all the best stories to tell." --Frank Turner youtu.be/UozPWyne3w4?...

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Frank Turner - The Ballad of Me & My Friends (Live at Modern Body Art)

YouTube video by Ben Morse Photography

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Miranda Rider @mirandarider.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If you've been my regular for over 20 years & you sell your business for 50 million, I'm going to charge you a bit more. Sliding scale & whatnot. 😅

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Five corporations control 90% of the US media. Airlines have merged from 12 major carriers in 1980 to 4 today. A handful of companies control the pharmaceutical industry. Four giants control 80% of meat processing. The evidence of corporate concentration is everywhere.

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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Jack Lepiarz was a reporter and anchor at WBUR in Boston for 13 years and quit to be a performer and content creator full-time in February 2023, and I absolutely think it was the right move financially and professionally: youtube.com/shorts/j2p2I...

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Be Different

YouTube video by Jacques Ze Whipper

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Miranda Rider @mirandarider.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Whatcha think? Should I do it? Been feeling spicy lately.

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Miranda Rider @mirandarider.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

OMG, y'all! I just reconnected with the dude I dated when I was 19. Turns out he was in a band with Dan Auerbach before Dan was in The Black Keys. My man's the one in the hat. The one thing all my ex's have in common is they're hilarious. I definitely have a type. youtu.be/AM55JPO7W1Y?...

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The Barnburners 2001 - Dan Auerbach The Black Keys early band

YouTube video by Kip Amore

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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊

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Miranda Rider @mirandarider.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I know its uncomfortable but you have to call out bitches on their bullshit or they goan keep spewing it. Only you can prevent forest fires.

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Miranda Rider @mirandarider.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

So April retweeted my post saying, "Here’s the attention you so desperately crave." I responded, "Babygirl, I'm not the one posting rage bait." Oh, where'd that post go? It appears to have magically disappeared.

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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Of all the things that taste like chicken, it kind of weird that eggs are not one of those things.

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Miranda Rider @mirandarider.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

What a shitty thing to say. Let me guess, you're a feminist?

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Miranda Rider @mirandarider.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Told my neighborhood girls that I was thinking of going blonde and they strongly disagreed. Said I should just stop dyeing my hair completely and embrace the silver. And then they formed a human chain across my front door to prevent me from going inside. 🤣

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 20/09/2026

Gas has hit a price where siphoning it is a white-collar crime.

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Miranda Rider @mirandarider.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I will never attend Riot Fest again. As far as I'm concerned, punk rock is officially dead. 💔

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Miranda Rider @mirandarider.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Ed Sheeran makes me ashamed to be a ginger. I'm thinking I might go blonde. I've heard they have more fun.

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Miranda Rider @mirandarider.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Y'all. Grok is biting Elon in his undescended testicles like a rabid groundhog. I'm so glad I didn't delete my account. I haven't had this much fun since before fentanyl.

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Miranda Rider @mirandarider.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum.

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Miranda Rider @mirandarider.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Yep. That happened when Miranda Jr was 9 years old. An adult tricked him into revealing his username & password. And they used it to spam Christian propaganda.

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Miranda Rider @mirandarider.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Made fairy crowns with my girls today.

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Miranda Rider @mirandarider.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Random memory: Little brother: What kind of flowers are those? Me: Those are columbines. Little brother: They named a flower after a school shooting?

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Mark T. Sneed @marktsneed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Think about this as the tech bros shred and destroy all books and digitize them. Only the people able to pay will be able to access valuable information.

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Miranda Rider @mirandarider.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Sweet Jesus. Twitter is imploding.

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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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Miranda Rider @mirandarider.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I still like you & no hard feelings but I won't be sessioning with you again, Brian. Best wishes.

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Miranda Rider @mirandarider.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Miranda Jr just came home and I told him that bestiality no longer disqualifies you from being an FBI agent and he doesn't believe me. He thinks I'm trying to prank him. 🤣 He's right to be skeptical though; that sounds exactly like the sort of thing I'd make up and try to pass off as real.

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Miranda Rider @mirandarider.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Hack! Mint Listerine is an excellent insect repellent. Warning: your dog might really want to lick you to the point she actually gets a little bit pushy about it.

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