Reposted by Jeff Smithlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points 646089988
Reposted by Jeff SmithDak @dak.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I ordered a large pizza for dinner and the delivery guy said 'enjoy the party,' so I had to yell 'food's here guys' into my completely empty hallway. 345945459
Reposted by Jeff SmithKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"Mr. President, all these famous 80-year-olds keep dying and then the entire nation says great things about them." 1084042501
Reposted by Jeff SmithGarrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today. 226395047142
Reposted by Jeff SmithJohn Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 24/08/2026This is like a basketball player walking into the playoffs saying “we’re going to sweep them in 4!” and then when finding his team down 0-3 says “actually, for the fans we wanted this to go 7 games. It’s good for the fans. I’m glad we are down 3.” 1377
Reposted by Jeff SmithJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 09/08/2026One of my all time favorite comics 301715135
Reposted by Jeff SmithErik Gregersen @ctgriffes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026As an adaptation of Homer’s epic, the Honda Odyssey is a complete disaster. With its roomy cabin and rear entertainment system for the kids, the minivan foregrounds concerns that only arose with the American nuclear family and say nothing about the brutality that underlay the Bronze Age. 261895385
Reposted by Jeff SmithAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026The racist backlash to Chris Nolan’s Odyssey is a kind of stolen valor, an attempt by the right to claim credit for achievements they had nothing to do with in order to justify racial hierarchy in the present. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...theatlantic.comThe Fear of Black GreeksWhite people don’t own the accomplishments of ancient Greece. 642758666
Reposted by Jeff SmithPaul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 15/07/2026Left: Venus, 1 March 1982 Centre: Titan, 14 January 2005 Right: Boston, 15 July 2026 211055347
Reposted by Jeff SmithKevin Tompkins, but halloween @ktompkinsii.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Me: "It's time to start eating healthy." Lettuce: "I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea!" Chips and cookies in my pantry: "I would never do that to you." 200130602240
Reposted by Jeff Smithturgut keskintürk @tkeskinturk.bsky.social · 06/07/2026data visualization is my passion. 491173922143
Reposted by Jeff SmithMike Masnick @masnick.com · 03/06/2026I spent more time on this piece than almost anything else I've written in the last year. Building a better, more decentralized internet is an inherent necessity if you want a functioning democracy. I hope people find it a useful encapsulation of where we're at. www.liberalism.org/p/enshittifi...liberalism.orgEnshittification, Despotification, and the Open InternetIt’s not about whether technology is inherently good or bad, liberating or oppressive. Architecture shapes incentives; incentives shape outcomes. 291971645
Reposted by Jeff SmithTrish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...slate.comDrowning Doesn’t Look Like DrowningDrowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect. 253133939735
Reposted by Jeff SmithThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-… 251301167143
Reposted by Jeff SmithMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect. 886275376163
Reposted by Jeff SmithTetraethyl @tetraethyl.bsky.social · 01/04/2026What a fucking shot holy shit 5695632585
Reposted by Jeff SmithJohn Bistline @bistline.bsky.social · 01/04/2026This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset. 168183446900
Reposted by Jeff SmithMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 31/03/2026if you don’t like the process of writing then don’t be a fucking writer, it’s not that complicated 8857091046
Reposted by Jeff SmithJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 31/03/2026The singular "they" has been around longer than English has had codified grammar, so really, anyone who fumes about it can go fuck themself www.oed.com/discover/a-b...oed.comA brief history of singular ‘they’ 291635315
Reposted by Jeff SmithLynda Carter @lyndacarter.bsky.social · 29/03/2026This interview is a uniquely valuable perspective. Please watch. 291255458
Reposted by Jeff SmithNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 14/03/2026It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits. 41122862541
Reposted by Jeff SmithTed McCormick @tedmccormick.bsky.social · 13/03/2026"I got my PhD by writing prompts instead of doing research, I'm winning" got some bad news, there still no jobs and now you also know nothing 7669181163
Reposted by Jeff SmithKevin Nguyen @knguyen.bsky.social · 26/02/2026we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago 126100771789
Reposted by Jeff SmithAskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 29/01/2026Y'all, his AI girlfriend is a feminist and broke up with him 741178229
Reposted by Jeff SmithAndrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 24/01/2026“Get it all on record now — get the films — get the witnesses — because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.” Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945 126129024740
Reposted by Jeff SmithDr Huw Groucutt @huwgroucutt.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Lot of talk of Greenland these days, so it's a good time to remind ourselves of the distorting 'Mercator Projection' which makes places near the poles look much bigger than they are. Mercator Greenland on left, real on right. The distortion of maps feeds into distorted world views. 195
Reposted by Jeff Smithsouthpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 09/01/2026What a year this week has been. 302010302
Reposted by Jeff SmithSam Bergman @violanorth.bsky.social · 26/12/202512YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.” 28151622702
Reposted by Jeff Smithkia speaks @kiaspeaks.us · 21/11/2025My favorite piece of content today. 327102272294
Reposted by Jeff SmithBen Goldacre @bengoldacre.bsky.social · 08/11/2025I don't want to be around when the owner of these glasses comes back to find them. 141068
Reposted by Jeff SmithStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 28/10/2025 827871009
Reposted by Jeff SmithWhy you should have a cat @shouldhavecat.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Car parking 238450
Reposted by Jeff SmithIndivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 19/10/2025This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings 22918839528617
Reposted by Jeff SmithDr Huw Groucutt @huwgroucutt.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Rest in peace Jane Goodall. A real hero. 071
Reposted by Jeff SmithOisín McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social · 23/09/2025The Irish government has released a report on the benefits of the pilot for a Basic Income for the Arts, and in a total shocker, it seems like it was good for the country as well as the artists. Nobody could have seen this coming. #SpeirGorm #UBI www.gov.ie/en/departmen...gov.ieBasic Income for the Arts pilot produced over €100 million in Social and Economic Benefits 3495195
Reposted by Jeff SmithGranite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 23/09/2025A quick guide on "How to fall downstairs": Step 1 Step 6 Step 8, 9, 10, 11. 151194354
Reposted by Jeff SmithSteve Batty @stevebatty.bsky.social · 18/09/2025There's a great Substack piece by Adam Rutherford debunking all this nonsense. arutherford.substack.com/p/dire-wolve...arutherford.substack.comDire wolves remain very extinctDespite what you are being fed, de-extinction is a con, full of gloss, bullshit and ghoulish greed. 26316
Reposted by Jeff SmithA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Ta-Nehisi Coates remains clear-eyed as ever on the subject of Ezra Klein and a punditry eager to wash whiteness. “…the hard question must be asked: If you would look away from the words of Charlie Kirk, from what else would you look away?” www.vanityfair.com/news/story/c...vanityfair.comCharlie Kirk, Redeemed: A Political Class Finds Its Lost CauseBy ignoring the rhetoric and actions of the Turning Point USA founder, pundits and politicians are sanitizing his legacy. 12491131
Reposted by Jeff SmithJohn Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 16/09/2025At a time when everything seems terrible, I was checking in w one of my kids abt what he’s watching on-line, and apparently it’s inspirational edits like this one, which was … actually pretty uplifting at a time when uplift sometimes seems in short supply. 211625
Reposted by Jeff SmithShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative 285308727704
Reposted by Jeff SmithMicah @rincewind.run · 01/09/2025I let out several different audible “NO”s during this video incredible stuff, you gotta watch the whole thing 2242108303
Reposted by Jeff SmithAnil Dash @anildash.com · 02/09/2025Good news about the cutting-edge AI tools from the $3-trillion-dollar company. 24184322123
Reposted by Jeff SmithJeremy @floregonian.com · 12/08/2025I love this so much and I am absolutely tearing up about it. The gentleness and plainness of this, the way he just lets her be her (and she seems so damn lovely, who wouldn’t?), the generosity. It isn’t going to solve the world’s problems, but this kind of humanity is a hell of a start. 20175771716
Reposted by Jeff SmithKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 10/08/2025"PhD-level experts in your back pocket" is a completely nonsensical description of AI but a pretty good description of social media if you follow the right people 133103541999
Reposted by Jeff SmithCount Duckula 🧛♂️🦆 @justducky.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Congrats to Hulk Hogan for making it 7 days without using the N-word. 5453571152