iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 05/10/2026

hey it’s a gay bar story about who to actually be mad at

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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

there's something so deranged about the idea that a "high trust" society is one that can decide to arbitrarily exclude you on the basis of identity

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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If you view AI as filling in the convex hull of knowledge, this is great in the short term but bad in the long term if there's no one left to expand the hull after

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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

At the store reading the news

A printed note on a supermarket shelf:

The current shortage of sardines is primarily due to environmental and supply chain factors.
Key Reasons for the Shortage
Environmental Changes: Warmer ocean temperatures have disrupted the plankton supply, which is essential for sardine populations. This has made sardines harder to catch.
Export Restrictions: Morocco, the leading exporter of sardines, has halted frozen sardine exports to protect domestic supplies and stabilize prices.
• Increased Demand: There has been a surge in popularity for canned sardines, leading to higher demand that outpaces supply.
Global Supply Chain Issues: Various logistical challenges have compounded the availability of sardines in stores.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

As far as I can tell, Effective Altruists are Utilitarians who are relieved that in the Trolley Problem, saving 5 people justifies their innate desire to kill the one guy

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Nathan Edwards @grackle.space · 22/09/2025

dudes rock

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Sep 8

so my spouse is part of a weirdly intense but mostly benign men's workout group that meets at like, 5:30am outside every day, even in winter. they do a lot of burpees and lugging cinder blocks up hills and stuff.
they take turns leading the workouts and tomorrow is his turn. I asked what he was planning. he handed me a sheet of William Carlos William poems from a large stack he'd printed.
I said "what" and he explained, helpfully, "it's a William Carlos William themed workout." I asked what inspired it and he said "l've been planning this for months."

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Sep 9
it was a smash hit.
a dozen guys showed up (more than usual). spouse brought a red wheelbarrow and they took turns bringing cinder blocks up the hill with it. then they broke up in teams and did a relay with an "icebox" (cooler filled with 40lbs of ice). at the end he opened the cooler to reveal it was full of beach plum lacroix and all the guys cheered. they drank sparkling water as he read 'approach of winter' out loud.
he was home by 6:30am.

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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!

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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 25/08/2026

🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott. Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed:

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asaltz.bsky.social @asaltz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I was on my way to job interview and started listening to The Low End Theory and almost skipped the interview to keep listening. Can picture the intersection where I was “nah you need this job”

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Ross Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper

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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 03/08/2026

"The idea of society may sound appealing, but it's old men who will take the hit, planting trees under whose shade they might never sit."

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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

more or less “Dana, Americans know better than to trust COVID ICU and fatality figures from the Biden (Hamas)-run Department of Health”

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

we cannot continue down this path. we are killing ourselves

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Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social

Gary K. Wolf •
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I've had to unfriend a few fans lately, all for the same reason. They made ridiculing, unkind, and in some cases outright cruel comments about pictures I posted of young women cosplaying Jessica.
More than a person, Jessica is a state of mind. To play Jessica, you need self -confidence, a sense of humor, and a Jessican -attitude-. There is no such thing as a Jessica cosplayer being too short, too flat chested, too heavy, too thin, too unattractive, too black, too Asian, or even too male!!! All Jessica, any Jessica, every Jessica is good Jessica.
I'm not giving any warnings or second chances. A single disparaging comment on a Jessica cosplayer, and I'm throwing you out of the rainbow colored Toontown Tent.

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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Sorry but the crudest parody of a Woke 1 feminist was basically just correct about powerful men and their insecurities and how disastrous that was. Everyday Feminism 101 article on Toxic Masculinity basically the book of Nostradamus.

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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Today is a momentous day for the workers of Arena! After months of planning, waiting and organizing, our dream is finally a reality; the votes have been counted, and our union of UWOTC-CWA has been officially elected. From this day forward, we have a union!

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asaltz.bsky.social @asaltz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Context aside, this argument is “if not p then not q implies if p then q?” From a lawyer??

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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Your voice really matters right now. If you would like show your support, join us in requesting that Wizards and Hasbro voluntarily recognize our union by signing our petition at cwa.org/uwotcletter

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Tell Wizards of the Coast to Recognize Our Union!

The workers at Magic The Gathering: Arena have voted overwhelmingly to form the union: United Wizards of the Coast - CWA (UWOTC)! We are asking Wizards and Hasbro management to voluntarily recognize ...

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asaltz.bsky.social @asaltz.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I voted GSZ but Kinscaer Sentry + Embercleave is such a fun way to start

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

atheists get mad at me whenever i say this, but i 100% believe that dinosaurs really existed. their fossils have been found all over the world

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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

just discovered "roaming" whereby my telephone can go on an adventure like a man. i dont care that it costs me money, it's the right thing to do. this little computer is my son

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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

sassafan77: Just getting into root beers and did my own tasting this weekend. Barq’s has been my favorite but it tastes sweeter than before? What do you think about Barq’s? SonofaBirch (mod): I’d link you to the forum rules but you must have read them and decided to break every single one

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asaltz.bsky.social @asaltz.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

(Jokes aside she is a great doctor)

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

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ceej @ceej.online · 03/03/2026

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 08/02/2026

No Kings includes Draft Kings

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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Don’t anyone show this to Susan or I’m never gonna be allowed to get an outdoor wok burner

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asaltz.bsky.social @asaltz.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

That Casio might make me a watch guy

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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

“(This is how men behave.)” It is not how men behave. It is how creeps behave. I swear to god, nobody is as eager to torch the reputation of men as men are.

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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Happy Tu B'Shvat to everyone but especially trees.

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jamie @lmaonadestand.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

idea i had

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LVL?KEN 💀🕘 @ricesnot.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

The Surprising Physics behind Mommy

Baby YouTube thumbnail depicting a vanishing mommy. Baby will explain how peekaboo works

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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Moved beyond words by the courage and resolve shown by the people of Minneapolis

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

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asaltz.bsky.social @asaltz.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

I know this kind of hypocrisy isn’t the most important thing, but it’s driving me nuts!

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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 13/10/2024

All the great Philly sports accounts post about their teams in a way where you can almost smell the plugged-in toaster next to the bathtub

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