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flash kirstie gordon

@artie.gay
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we'll get 'em in singles, wilfred

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folk tune stan account 🎻 @folktunes.bsky.social · 1h
y'all should listen to the songs in this thread it's got some bangers
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flash kirstie gordon @artie.gay · 2h
An enthusiast probably, but clearly aware of what they are (interesting, potentially useful) and what they are not (God)
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Gareth Dennis @garethdennis.uk · 3h
After this week's @railnatter.uk, I've had the pleasure of writing up my proposals for an extensive Leeds (and West Yorkshire) Metro for @theexchangeleeds.bsky.social - if you want maps, we've got maps! If you want an explanation of repeat station designs, it's here! Are trams good enough? No!
a line diagram of multiple metro lines linking Leeds, Bradford, Wakefield and Huddersfield and everywhere in between. it looks sexy as hell.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Launch a fish at a man with a t-shirt cannon you knock him unconscious for a day. Teach a man to launch a fish into his own face with a t-shirt cannon and he'll fucking die but he probably deserved it for doing that
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flash kirstie gordon @artie.gay · 17h
I haven't seen the news, is it definitely two different people?
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flash kirstie gordon @artie.gay · 22h
I realise they're probably both really obvious angles but either the basketball not the brand, or the Kareem comparison
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flash kirstie gordon @artie.gay · 22h
Bavarian Motor Wraith
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flash kirstie gordon @artie.gay · 22h
Why is this BMW an unquiet spirit haunting a small robot though
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Rosamundi @rosamundi.bsky.social · 22h
Every time I see one of these whiny little baby questions about speed limits, I Google the MP's name and "speeding". Running at a 100% "yeah they got done for speeding" hit rate so far.
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Courtney Lovecraft 🐙 @hexadecibelle.fyi · 23h
Sonic Team released the action puzzle game Chu Chu Rocket for the Sega Dreamcast in 1999. but not many people know that it was inspired by an idea from inventor Robert Stephenson in 1829.
a black and white photo of Stephenson’s Rocket, one of the first steam locomotives, labelled with the text:

STEPHENSON’S “ROCKET”. Built 1829
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Chris Pike @chris-pike.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
#NBL27 ⚫ VERSATILE CARLIN'S BREAKOUT PARTY 🏀 Opportunity can bring out the best in people, and there's no better example than Carlin Davison with BNZ Breakers, fully displaying his versatility with a breakout performance as a point guard. Read here: www.nzbreakers.basketball/news/versati...
nzbreakers.basketball
Versatile Carlin's breakout party | BNZ Breakers
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flash kirstie gordon @artie.gay · 16/10/2026
Incidentally, if you're one of a couple of moots I have who follow this account, vet your follows better
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flash kirstie gordon @artie.gay · 16/10/2026
@cheesecakechik.bsky.social Sorry to bother you, and to flashbang you with this screenshot, but I feel like "Israel controls the White House" is not a sentiment we want to see on the feed – the rest of their profile seems to have a lot of conspiracy stuff which is, um, yeah, distressing
Screenshot of an account sharing an anti-Semitic conspiracy theory video. You don't need to know more – it's only here because a screenshot is the easiest way of sharing with Samantha.
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flash kirstie gordon @artie.gay · 16/10/2026
Octagonal, surely
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flash kirstie gordon @artie.gay · 15/10/2026
Do me a favour? Go and upvote and downvote a fixture or two? It should elevate the more popular fixtures when you do
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flash kirstie gordon @artie.gay · 15/10/2026
And a feed: International Hoops 🏀. For non-North American basketball.
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flash kirstie gordon @artie.gay · 15/10/2026
The computer doesn't have a soul but you do
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flash kirstie gordon @artie.gay · 15/10/2026
"The computer is sentient and has rights" No it isn't, no it doesn't, but still you should treat it with compassion
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flash kirstie gordon @artie.gay · 15/10/2026
Chewable teeth is conceptually distressing
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flash kirstie gordon @artie.gay · 15/10/2026
(Nodding) Lawyers arrive by land whereas paralegals descend into the courtroom from aircraft
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flash kirstie gordon @artie.gay · 15/10/2026
Attie suddenly decided it worked for me, so I went in to have a play, and I'll be honest, this is pretty impressive. There's worse basketball content out there:
strumming-eager-quasar.attie.site
Night Shift Hoops
Each night's notable basketball beyond North America — Britain, Australia and New Zealand first, with Europe, Africa, Asia and South America alongside. Tip-offs in your timezone, a highly opinionated watchability rating, and community verdicts on what's worth the alarm.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
1395) Golembot. Has kind of an old-school aesthetic. Friends with Dreidelbot. Fluent in Czech, Hebrew, and Yiddish. #SmallRobotsRemonstered #Halloween
A chubby robot with a roughly pear-shaped body and integrated limbs, resembling a friendly version of the traditional Jewish golem. It has a crack on its chest patched up with a curved strip of metal, bolted in place, and Hebrew lettering on its forehead: אמת which means "truth". It's smiling quite happily. Text in the top right reads, "Small Robots Remonstered" in font that resembles Hebrew script.
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧🇬🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Just say you don’t think white people are migrants, this is taking AGES
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flash kirstie gordon @artie.gay · 15/10/2026
When he started playing as a specialist batter
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I've been on "here's how to use AI" calls at work, and they always include a sentence like "Now, these chatbots do get things wrong, so do check their work against another chatbot", but *never* include a second's reflection on what they've just said.
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Laura Gordon @lauragordon.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Eritrea has open ended conscription for all citizens aged 18-40. Attempts to evade (like leaving the country) are severely punished. That's why most asylum applications are granted.
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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.northsky.social · 15/10/2026
oh so you’re unwilling to spend your day debating in bad faith the question of what consciousness is and whether or not it applies to pong? well obviously that means you concede the point: microsoft clippy has feelings and your mockery of him should cause you great shame.
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flash kirstie gordon @artie.gay · 14/10/2026
It would be very funny if the Jowling Kowling Rowling documentary turned out to be accurate. It won't be, the BBC despise trans people, but it would be very funny if it were
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flash kirstie gordon @artie.gay · 14/10/2026
I'm still not sure its okay that a German basketball team is called that, but it is also cool
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flash kirstie gordon @artie.gay · 14/10/2026
Deciding to watch Cholet v Rasta Vechta rather than Slavia Praha v some Spanish mob 🏀
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Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
ok to go into more thoughts on this: I think a lot of people approach things backwards "Am i trans?" is not an important question The important questions are, how do you want to live your life? How do you want to dress? Do you want hormones? Do you want different pronouns?
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Leonie V. Hicks @lvhicks.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
For the anniversary of the Battle of Hastings, 1066, here is thread on why 'who was the rightful king?' is the wrong question to ask, why we don't know the complete story and why that makes things more interesting. 1/ #medievalsky #skystorians #historyedu #historyteachers
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Howard Beck @howardbeck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Parity is wonderful. But it's come at a cost, creating a league of perpetual change, with no room for affection, loyalty, or sentimentality. Latest from me, at The Ringer:
theringer.com
What Has the NBA Lost?
Dynasties are dead. Loyalty is a luxury. And parity is king. But is all this change really good for basketball?
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The last time I was in Luton was about 10 years ago, me and another actor were doing a kid's show in a school. We parked and were trying to use the parking machine and a Muslim guy in traditional dress said "here take my ticket, it goes til 6pm" and then he drove away. TERRIFYING NO-GO ZONE!
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flash kirstie gordon @artie.gay · 13/10/2026
Give me a tram so long I can walk back to Bradford through it
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flash kirstie gordon @artie.gay · 13/10/2026
I AM NOW
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flash kirstie gordon @artie.gay · 12/10/2026
It feels like it would be a simple thing to tweak it so if you win a title with a player, thereafter they're counted at 98% for cap purposes
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flash kirstie gordon @artie.gay · 12/10/2026
Technically all food and drink is flavoured water
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flash kirstie gordon @artie.gay · 12/10/2026
The Man Who Came to Tea
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Very very frustrating when couples can get married in churches because they like the aesthetics, but those who regularly attend for years and truly want God to be part of their lives and relationships cannot.
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In the past month we've had two wedding blessings and two baptisms. It would have been two weddings and two baptisms, but you know... The Church of England.
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flash kirstie gordon @artie.gay · 10/10/2026
The Weetman's Burden
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
you're injecting nuance into a situation that calls only for rage
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flash kirstie gordon @artie.gay · 10/10/2026
Mornington Crescent
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flash kirstie gordon @artie.gay · 10/10/2026
Yeah, that got a genuine giggle
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
People who don't rely on help from the state to exist (or know anyone who does) always assume that those who *really* need it can get it. That it's available and accessible for hypothetical "genuine cases". It never seems to occur to them that such a threshold of legitimate need does not exist.
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She Guevara @sheg7.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trans people in Scotland will have the opportunity to meet up for a roast dinner on the first Sunday of every month from January 2027 through @essehouse.bsky.social as they seek to expand their community meet-up provisions. £5 per person. 2 courses. All diets catered for.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So, happy 89th anniversary of the day Oswald Mosley tried to sell fascism to Liverpudlians—and someone concussed him with a brick
A man in a suit, standing on top of a van with loudspeakers on it, flinches as projectiles are hurled at him
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Themperor Palpatine @mxthemfatale.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There is a Reclaim the Night protest organised in Glasgow for Monday. There are many local grassroots organisations and unions all pitching in. There has been nothing but the chirping of crickets from any of the TERF orgs who have vast wealth behind them. I need cis folks to understand this.
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flash kirstie gordon @artie.gay · 10/10/2026
Mad at big pharma for the wrong reasons here
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